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Nicole Richie in ViVi Magazine

thebrokenfarted — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 12:55:08 +0000

Lucky for Nikkoru Richii, she’s featured in a Japanese magazine and not a commercial or game show. While who knows what kind o subtle foreigner jokes are being played on her, it’s always more obvious when they get you to perform on national television dressed as a bloated lemon. Yeah, compared to that, dressing like a twelve year old colorblind Salvation Army junkie for ViVi magazine sounds like she’s taking the high road when it comes to earning world reknown fame.

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Nicole Richie’s Rehab Adventure Begins…

Derek Hail — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 13:00:42 +0000

Nicole Richie has enlisted in an 18-month anti-drinking driver course, which consists of 52 hours of group counseling, bi-weekly face to face interviews, and 12 hours of alcohol education. This enrollment is as a result of her July 27th court hearing where she was sentenced to 4 days in jail, fined $2,048, and forced to sign up for a rehabilitation program. [source]

On a side note, what exactly is alcohol education and how can it last for twelve hours? The process is pretty simple. If you drink an excessive amount of alcohol, don’t drive. What the hell is so complicated? Do they need to repeat it 5700 times? I understand Nicole Richie is stupid, but if she didn’t hear it the first ten times, she’s probably a lost cause and at that point, throw her in jail for a year. That’s rehabilitation.

Nicole Richie Green Bikini Pictures

Derek Hail — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 09:19:32 +0000

Here are pictures of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden at the beach over this past weekend and this officially makes the first time I wish I saw the man in the bikini. Unfortunately, it was Nicole Richie wearing the green bikini. However, on a positive note, Nicole Richie looks healthy, but it still won’t help her unborn child.

Isn’t anorexia is genetic.

The Simple Life is Canceled

Derek Hail — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 16:21:28 +0000

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie‘s reality tv show “The Simple Life” has been dropped by E! While the show may be picked up by another network, according to US, the people at E! said,

“We felt like the real life drama of their lives overshadowed anything happening on the show,” says the insider. “Viewers would see Paris all day long on the news about her going to jail, so they didn’t care about seeing her camping with kids. It just was too played out.”

This story would have been much more interesting if they would have canceled the show on the grounds that she gave a little kid herpes, but at least the show is canceled.

And now, here are pictures of Paris Hilton at the Rush Hour 3 premiere. Why? Because I can.

Nicole Richie’s Court Delay!

Derek Hail — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 17:25:51 +0000

“Nicole gives pencils a reason to vomit lead.”

Nicole Richie‘s DUI case has been delayed till August 16th due to her defense attorney questioning the evidence in the case. According to Forbes, Shawn Chapman Holley, Richie’s lawyer, said:

Dr. Terence Sean McGee will testify about tests and conclusions by drug experts used by prosecutors.

She was either high or not high. You don’t need experts to look through that. But in Nicole Richie’s case there is always pleading the fourth, also known as dumb. Nicole Richie is also carrying Joel Madden’s baby, which is something she has yet to have been charged with.

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Lionel Richie comes to Nicole Richie’s defense

Derek Hail — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 14:18:20 +0000

Nicole Richie, who is set to go to court on July 11th for her pending DUI case, may not have the support of Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but at least she has her father, Lionel Richie. According to the Chronicle, Lionel Richie said,

“She keeps apologizing to me. I told her ‘You’re doing exactly what you’re supposed to be doing to your father at this age.”

“There’s just so much information out there right now — MySpace, cell phones, the Internet. If we had had all that when The Commodores were around, God only knows what my mother and father would have seen.”

And, it’s only going to get worse. MySpace? That’s primitive. With sites like Justin.tv popping up, everyone’s life is going to be broadcast over the internet. Screw what celebrities did over the weekend, I see her in the shower right now!

It’s Official, Nicole Richie is Pregnant

Derek Hail — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 21:02:10 +0000

There have been rumors speculating whether or not Nicole Richie was pregnant, but TMZ has confirmed that several sources have said that she is in fact having a child. Or well, what she can “call” a child because I’m sure this thing is going to be the ugliest baby ever. It’s a proven fact that anorexics and morons don’t produce good babies.

Nicole Richie Wedding Rumors

Derek Hail — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 15:50:25 +0000

With the Nicole Richie pregnancy rumor running rampant, 24 Sizzler has learned that Nicole is allegedly shopping for wedding dresses. According to 24 Sizzler (via TMZ),

“She’s shopping around for a wedding dress,” a loose-lipped 24Sizzler.com informant reveals. “She’s calling around looking for a dress, and asking stylists for help.”

This wouldn’t be the first time a woman walked down the aisle with a baby. The wedding seems to have kids in mind because I’m sure Joel Madden plans on playing the role of the flower girl. He’s such a little bitch.