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Nicole Richie in ViVi Magazine

thebrokenfarted — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 12:55:08 +0000

Lucky for Nikkoru Richii, she’s featured in a Japanese magazine and not a commercial or game show. While who knows what kind o subtle foreigner jokes are being played on her, it’s always more obvious when they get you to perform on national television dressed as a bloated lemon. Yeah, compared to that, dressing like a twelve year old colorblind Salvation Army junkie for ViVi magazine sounds like she’s taking the high road when it comes to earning world reknown fame.

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Nicole Richie’s Rehab Adventure Begins…

Derek Hail — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 13:00:42 +0000

Nicole Richie has enlisted in an 18-month anti-drinking driver course, which consists of 52 hours of group counseling, bi-weekly face to face interviews, and 12 hours of alcohol education. This enrollment is as a result of her July 27th court hearing where she was sentenced to 4 days in jail, fined $2,048, and forced to sign up for a rehabilitation program. [source]

On a side note, what exactly is alcohol education and how can it last for twelve hours? The process is pretty simple. If you drink an excessive amount of alcohol, don’t drive. What the hell is so complicated? Do they need to repeat it 5700 times? I understand Nicole Richie is stupid, but if she didn’t hear it the first ten times, she’s probably a lost cause and at that point, throw her in jail for a year. That’s rehabilitation.

Nicole Richie Green Bikini Pictures

Derek Hail — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 09:19:32 +0000

Here are pictures of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden at the beach over this past weekend and this officially makes the first time I wish I saw the man in the bikini. Unfortunately, it was Nicole Richie wearing the green bikini. However, on a positive note, Nicole Richie looks healthy, but it still won’t help her unborn child.

Isn’t anorexia is genetic.

The Simple Life is Canceled

Derek Hail — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 16:21:28 +0000

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie’s reality tv show “The Simple Life” has been dropped by E! While the show may be picked up by another network, according to US, the people at E! said,

“We felt like the real life drama of their lives overshadowed anything happening on the show,” says the insider. “Viewers would see Paris all day long on the news about her going to jail, so they didn’t care about seeing her camping with kids. It just was too played out.”

This story would have been much more interesting if they would have canceled the show on the grounds that she gave a little kid herpes, but at least the show is canceled.

And now, here are pictures of Paris Hilton at the Rush Hour 3 premiere. Why? Because I can.