Nicole Kidman may be following in Angelina Jolie’s lead as she announces at a press conference that she may set aside acting to squirt out and raise a couple more babies.

“I am in a place in my life where … I’ve had some great opportunities and I may just choose to have some more children. I’ve no idea what is in my future but I am very at peace with where I want to be.

The Oscar-winning actress, in Sydney for the world premiere of her latest movie, the outback epic “Australia,” acknowledged some of her recent films had not been a great success, saying she had “quirky taste.”

“But that’s my body of work. I am not going to apologize for it. I have kind of unusual taste and sometimes it’s mainstream and a lot of times it’s not,” she said.

We understand.  Abandon ship now for a “noble” cause is always better than people giving up casting you for movies later on.  It’s bad enough that you were already listed as one of those risque actors to invest in.  You’re up there rubbing elbows with Nicholas Cage–to this day, I still don’t understand how a schitzo like him could ever land an acting career.

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Looks like Nicole Kidman is up to playing the sweet little transsexual from Transyl-Denmark.  Don’t worry though, I doubt Tim Curry and his little fan base have nothing to worry about on this one.

The Australian actress will star in and produce The Danish Girl, based on the true story of Danish artists Einar and Greta Wegener, the Hollywood Reporter has reported.

What began as a harmless game led Einer to a metamorphosis and landmark 1931 operation that shocked the world and threatened their love.

Kidman is also slated to play Dusty Springfield in a biopic about the bisexual English singer.

What makes this even better?  Charlize Theron is supposed to be playing Greta– and knowing her small record with playing lesbian lovers, hopefully it’s a beautiful woman this time.   What really is going to get me going to the movies…I suppose besides the riviting plot of a historical piece…is the opportunity to hopefully discover what a real Nicole KidMAN looks like.  Almost sounds like the horror flick of the century.

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I never can get over the fact that there are times when I look at Nicole Kidman, and all I see is a Kewpie Doll with hair.  Her long, bone straight tresses do nothing for those graying edges of hers, and unless she has heavy make-up and a lot of overhead lighting (being dressed in nothing more than her underwear is also a plus), she’s just some broad with a really creepy way of saying things.

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Nicole Kidman blames…or I suppose celebrates the birth of her child all because of Australia’s water.  Not only did she drink it, she swam in it.

The 41-year-old Aussie, who gave birth to daughter Sunday Rose in July, said she and six other women who swam in the waters of a small Outback town during production of the epic romance “Australia” fell pregnant.

As a safety precaution, the alleged fertilty waters have been marked off-limits to all hot celebrities and mentally disabled until further notice.  This might be a good time to investigate whether or not the unusually high numbers of pregnancies in Hollywood have any connection with this gift from Satan.  All other people who may feel they have been infected have been ordered to be kicked repeatedly in the stomach by a kangaroo to reverse effects.  We’ll keep you posted as more elements of the story are revealed.

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