Poor ugly, fashion-ly challenged Nicky Hilton.  The only thing that could have saved her from showing up like this to her own 25th birthday party would be if this was a surprise party–which it wasn’t.  The only other thing that could have saved her would be not to invite her spotlight stealing whore-y sister–which she did.  This girl is freaking hopeless.

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What is that?  It looks like Nicky Hilton’s knee is trying to break out of her freaking leg.  Normally with the Hiltons, I would blame it on some kind of STD, but Nicky is supposed to be the clean one.  It boggles my mind.

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For some reason, I’m very bored with these Nicky Hiton bikini pictures.  First of all, the guy behind her seems to have more curves and second, she doesn’t look like too much fun.  With Paris, you can tell she’s up for a good time (if you’re up for catching a few STDs), but Nicky looks like she’ll give you an action packed evening of making a scrapbook or playing bridge.

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Nicky Hilton set out to promote her new line of Tweety bags, but failed miserably, and instead promoted herself as a successful by association, below average looking, sibling of Paris Hilton. If I were Paris, my ego would be huge too because instead of waking up everyday and wondering how bad my life was for looking like such a mongoloid, I could always look at my sister and be thankful I wasn’t in her shoes.

Overall, if the bag campaign was meant to use an unattractive woman so that people would concentrate more on the bags, their goal was accomplished. I would rather watch a horse kick me in the face than stare at Nicky for more than three seconds.

• Lindsay Lohan is not Jewish, but she decides to wear a Hebrew symbol around her neck. Over at Egotastic, he expresses his dismay and disgust with this and I happen to agree with him. She shouldn’t be defiling a 5,000 year old religion just because she wants to present herself as fashionably aware. (Egotastic)
• The Pussycat Dolls are rolemodels to the wrong people. Not the adult, I don’t get laid, pervert people, but four year old girls. This would explain why sex is now the cool thing to do when you’re 10 years old. I personally think its disgusting. (Dlisted)
• Jessica Biel works out with style. She looks as if she is trying to beat up her imaginary friend. Unfortunately, I think she lost. (IDLYITW)
• Nicky Hilton tries too hard to be pretty. She needs to realize it just isn’t going to happen. I’m sorry. (Holly Scoop)
• After being photgraphed carrying a bag of dog feces, Jessica Biel decided to hit up the pet store. Whether or not she bought a pooper scooper is unknown, but she definately should have. (ICYDK)
• Kate Beckinsale revealed she was able to squirt milk out of her breast after giving birth. Not only would this be interesting to see, it would be extremely disgusting. (Smart)

A source told TMZ.com that Lindsay Lohan approached a table where Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton were conversing with friends. Paris felt interrupted and dismissed Lindsay after exchanging some aggressive words. The source also claimed that Hilton doesn’t want Lindsay using her name to further her career after speculation that this was Lindsay’s way of publicizing her new movie, “Just My Luck.”

Unfortunately, this story is so much less eventful than I had hoped when I first came across it, but then I realized what the issue was. Paris was trying to be a better person and not withdraw her Wolverine claws because she felt it wouldn’t be right to kill or attack a fellow anorexic because their bones are fragile. If that isn’t the case, I would like their next encounter to involve mud, a skimpy bathing suit, whip cream, and a grenade. Hopefully the grenade will go off before their bathing suit is ripped off.

Here are some more pictures of Lindsay leaving the Butter Nightclub in NYC:

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Nicky Hilton: I just farted and I think I leaked.
Paris Hilton: Hehe, Yea. I smell it.

A disgusting Nicky Hilton is dragged around town on display by a thoughtful and sadistic Paris Hilton. That may or may not have been Paris’s intentions, but, it sure sounds right to me. On to a much more important note, if you did not notice Paris Hilton’s shoes, take a look at them. Not only are her feet the size of my left leg, she wears ugly shoes as well.

Here are some more pictures:

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The Roberto Cavalli Vodka launch was filled with women nobody wants to look at. Why they were invited is beyond me, but here is why I feel this way.

Cindy Crawford use to be attractive. I don’t know what happened to her. All I think about is her mole that has lost its color and now looks like a fleshy overgrowth. If her goal was attempting to look like the witch from the Wizard of Oz, congratulations. You win. Grade A Alien – pure disgusting.

Lisa Rhinna wasn’t looking that terrible in the middle picture. She looked relatively attractive, but then I noticed her right breast. It has the biggest white head I have ever seen. Cover up anyone? PLEASE? Although, maybe where she came from it was attractive.

Grade A Alien – huge white head. Need I say more?.

Mischa Barton recently has decided she was done with The OC, and they were going to kill her off with a drug overdose. This may not be too far from the truth. She is looking sickly skinny in these pictures. Does she idolize Nicole Richie? Are we going to have to listen to how much she loves fast food?

Grade F Alien – just because she wants to be Nicole Richie.

Usually when I have somewhere important to be, I try to look my best and sleep the night before. Rosario Dawson on the other hand looks as if she was up all night doing whatever it is that she does. Usually I find her attractive, but today, she just wanted to fit in with the rest of them.

Grade F Alien – for being a follower instead of an innovator.

Anne Heche doesn’t look half bad here as a human being. But the dress on the other hand looks as if she got into a fight with some sod. I am not a fashion expert but that dress is just disgusting.

Grade B Alien – that dress is extra-terrestial.

Nicky Hilton is obviously Paris HIlton’s barbie doll. She tests out how to work her hair and put on make up. She usually ends up looking just as she does, overdone. Nicky needs to realize she isn’t a great looking woman and needs to stop trying to be.

Grade B Alien – too much make up – just stop it.

Aisha Tyler doesn’t belong at this conventiong. I have nothing bad to say about her personally. The only negative thing I could think of is how I wish she would go on a date with me. Everyone else should take notes from this woman, she is gorgeous.

She isn’t an alien.

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