Poor ugly, fashion-ly challenged Nicky Hilton.  The only thing that could have saved her from showing up like this to her own 25th birthday party would be if this was a surprise party–which it wasn’t.  The only other thing that could have saved her would be not to invite her spotlight stealing whore-y sister–which she did.  This girl is freaking hopeless.

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What is that?  It looks like Nicky Hilton’s knee is trying to break out of her freaking leg.  Normally with the Hiltons, I would blame it on some kind of STD, but Nicky is supposed to be the clean one.  It boggles my mind.

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For some reason, I’m very bored with these Nicky Hiton bikini pictures.  First of all, the guy behind her seems to have more curves and second, she doesn’t look like too much fun.  With Paris, you can tell she’s up for a good time (if you’re up for catching a few STDs), but Nicky looks like she’ll give you an action packed evening of making a scrapbook or playing bridge.

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Nicky Hilton set out to promote her new line of Tweety bags, but failed miserably, and instead promoted herself as a successful by association, below average looking, sibling of Paris Hilton. If I were Paris, my ego would be huge too because instead of waking up everyday and wondering how bad my life was for looking like such a mongoloid, I could always look at my sister and be thankful I wasn’t in her shoes.

Overall, if the bag campaign was meant to use an unattractive woman so that people would concentrate more on the bags, their goal was accomplished. I would rather watch a horse kick me in the face than stare at Nicky for more than three seconds.