Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Nicky Hilton pictures and gossip


Nicky Hilton’s knee is WTF

What is that?  It looks like Nicky Hilton’s knee is trying to break out of her freaking leg.  Normally with the Hiltons, I would blame it on some kind of STD, but Nicky is supposed to be the clean one.  It boggles my mind.
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Nicky Hilton in a bikini is boring

For some reason, I’m very bored with these Nicky Hiton bikini pictures.  First of all, the guy behind her seems to have more curves and second, she doesn’t look like too much fun.  With Paris, you can tell she’s up for a good time (if you’re up for catching a few STDs), but Nicky looks [...]

Nicky Hilton promotes bags, ugliness

Nicky Hilton set out to promote her new line of Tweety bags, but failed miserably, and instead promoted herself as a successful by association, below average looking, sibling of Paris Hilton. If I were Paris, my ego would be huge too because instead of waking up everyday and wondering how bad my life was for [...]

Female celebrities do interesting things

Lindsay Lohan is not Jewish, but she decides to wear a Hebrew symbol around her neck. Over at Egotastic, he expresses his dismay and disgust with this and I happen to agree with him. She shouldn’t be defiling a 5,000 year old religion just because she wants to present herself as fashionably aware. (Egotastic)
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Paris Hilton reveals her claws to Lindsay Lohan

A source told TMZ.com that Lindsay Lohan approached a table where Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton were conversing with friends. Paris felt interrupted and dismissed Lindsay after exchanging some aggressive words. The source also claimed that Hilton doesn’t want Lindsay using her name to further her career after speculation that this was Lindsay’s way of [...]

Nicky and Paris Hilton decide to make people’s eyes bleed.

Nicky Hilton: I just farted and I think I leaked.
Paris Hilton: Hehe, Yea. I smell it.
A disgusting Nicky Hilton is dragged around town on display by a thoughtful and sadistic Paris Hilton. That may or may not have been Paris’s intentions, but, it sure sounds right to me. On to a much more important note, [...]

Roberto Cavalli Vodka Launch filled with aliens

The Roberto Cavalli Vodka launch was filled with women nobody wants to look at. Why they were invited is beyond me, but here is why I feel this way.

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