Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey had naked pictures published last week by Life and Style Magazine. Although the original images published were censored, it has been reported, that raunchy hardcore sex pictures have been obtained. According to TMZ,

A source who has seen the photos tells TMZ that they are “Paris sex tape-level scandalous,” and include images of the couple in several different sex positions. That’s hot!

High-powered Hollywood attorney Marty Singer has sent a letter to the weekly mags, warning them that should they publish the steamy pics, they’ll face one mother of a lawsuit.

A hardcore sex scandal for Vanessa Minnillo? I would have never guessed that two worthless celebrities make a sex tape for publicity. It’s just so uncommon these days. I mean, how many have we seen so far this year? 75,000? I wonder if knives were present.

Note: Image from Life and Style had to be removed due to legal considerations.

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With the recent discovery that Vanessa Minnillo plays with knives, her relationship with Nick Lachey is coming into question. Supposedly, Nick’s friends attempted to warn him about Vanessa’s party girl past,  but he didn’t seem to care. According to the Chronicle,

“There were many nights in the beginning when Vanessa was a total mess and Nick didn’t know what to do.”

A friend of Vanessa’s says, “Vanessa used to be a completely crazy, wild girl.”

“She’d be the girl that would jump on the tables at every nightclub.”

“Nick knew when they got together that she had a party-girl past. But the past is the past.”

There are certain things that are allowed in a person’s past, but stripping, drunken slutterery, and prostitution are not them.

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Vanessa Minnillo, while at the Atlantic Hotel in the Bahamas, was showing off her sexy body. I know I said yesterday that I was disappointed with Vanessa, but after these new pictures, she isn’t that bad. Unfortunately, she is one of the most boring things to stare at, which is why I am at a complete loss of words. So, just check out the photos.

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The bikini pictures today just are never going to stop.

Unfortunately, as a complete surprise, Vanessa Minnillo is not nearly as sexy as I once thought she was. Do you see her in these pictures? She is obviously without make-up and her face just isn’t sexy for a celebrity. However, if she were a normal girl, on a normal beach, I would imagine she would still scream rape when I merely say “Hello.” My life sucks.

Nick Lachey, on the other hand, is obviously a push over. So, while I envision Vanessa screaming rape, Nick would probably splash his mixed drink on me and scratch my eyes out.

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Jessica Simpson has once prided herself on her high moral standards and ability to make men wait for sex, but now that she is divorced, things may have changed. A supposed sex-tape starring both Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson may be leaked on the internet by the same people who brought the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex-tape. According to the Chronicle,

A source told Britain’s Daily Sport newspaper: “Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She’s always been a girl of high morals and principles.”

Would this tape even be remotely interesting? Based on how I view Jessica, I would imagine she just lays there, completely inanimate. She may throw the word “slower” every so often, which would eventually result in the world’st most boring sex-tape – complete with absolutely no action.

Unfortunately, I am inclined to think this sex-tape rumor is completely false. Just like the Scarlett Johansson sex-tape rumor.

Without further ado, here are some older pictures of Jessica Simpson. Am I the only one who wants to see her naked?

Kristin Cavalleri was first rumored to be dating Jessica Simpson’s ex, Nick Lachey, and now she is on the top of the list to replace Jessica Simpson in the prequel to ‘Dukes of Hazzard‘. Bill Gerber, the director of the prequel, said,

She’s (Kristin Cavalleri) at the top of the list. I like her innocence and her beauty. “It’s a prequel, like Batman. We’re going for a whole new cast.

Truthfully, I think Kristin is much more attractive than Jessica after I came across the pictures of Jessica Simpson without make up. I personally can’t wait until there is a public spectacle of Jessica and Kristin fighting over Nick. The unfortunate truth is, if the fight occurred, it wouldn’t really be much to see because Jessica would be threatening her own life because she is a genious, and Kristin would just stand there wondering how that effects her.

Here are some more pictures of Kristin from ‘La Confidential,’ taken by Jeff Vespaa:

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Life and Style weekly reports that Jessica Simpson is “tired of being alone,” which is the first time Jessica has reached out to Nick Lachey. She also said,

I have no one to come home to, no one to call at the end of the night. I’m traveling all over the place by myself. When I was with Nick, I had someone who understood what I was going through.

Jessica finally has realized that she is a woman who needs crutches. She has had the luck of having great assets such as breasts, but lacks other very important characteristics, such as intelligence. Although, if I have to sit through another season of Newly Weds: Nick and Jessica revisited I might have to personally take a baseball bat to my television set. Not because I’m violent, but because the only real place for her is in my bedroom with an apple in her mouth.

Jessica Simpson at Kitson:

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Jessica Simpson‘s personal assistant, CaCee Cobb, recently stepped down as her personal assistant. Jessica Simpson said,

You are my best friend, I will be your best friend forever.

Unfortunately, Jessica Simpson is naive. CaCee obviously stepped down so now she can have sex with Nick Lachey without being fired. I wonder how long I’ll have to wait to see Cacee and Nick on the balcony? Although, if we’re lucky, they’ll fall off the balcony because if I have to hear “I’ve been dying inside — little by little,” or a new song, I may have to jump off the balcony myself and blame Nick.

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