Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Natalie Portman http://www.derekhail.com Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Pictures, and Hot Girls with a humorous twist. Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:36:54 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.2 en hourly 1 Thandie Newton Could Use Some Modeling School http://www.derekhail.com/2008/09/02/thandie-newton-could-use-some-modeling-school/ http://www.derekhail.com/2008/09/02/thandie-newton-could-use-some-modeling-school/#comments Tue, 02 Sep 2008 11:00:44 +0000 thebrokenfarted http://www.derekhail.com/?p=15533

Thandie Newton at the Rocknrolla premiere in London was kinda trying to look young and sexy and got it mixed up.  Instead of showing lots of cleavage and a tiny hint of her knobby knees, we got the opposite.  AND it’s not like she’s trying to work it up either.  I don’t even think she notices what she’s wearing is the same thing chicks wear at the side of highways inorder to hitch a ride.  There is no hope for this one.


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Natalie Portman, who appears nude in the film “Hotel Chevalier,” has said she will never do nude scenes again on the big screen, reports Entertainment Wise. However, after discovering that the quote EW used to validate their claims was taken out of context from Parade Magazine, it appears Natalie Portman may actually appear naked in upcoming movies. However, it doesn’t particularly matter. We only need to see a celebrity naked in a movie once because after that, it’s old news unless she ups the stakes. While she was full on nude in “Hotel Chevalier,” she has yet to have a sex scene. Could that be next?

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Natalie Portman Bikini Pictures

Although these Natalie Portman bikini pictures are rather dull, a person’s imagination can do wonders. As far as I’m concerned, she is actually naked in some of these photos. Sure, she has these strange patches of black skin, but she’s nude. I swear!

Does anyone else miss her bald head? I know I do.

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Natalie Portman

“Looks like Jude might have been a lil too rough.”

Natalie Portman may or may not be seeing Jude Law. The movie stars have worked on three films together. They were reported to be quite close during the wrap up party for their new movie. A source reports:

[Jude] always had a soft spot for Natalie. Jude thinks she’s beautiful and they get along very well.

I get along with the guy who cuts my grass but I ain’t bangin him in the ass anytime soon (keyword: soon). The source continued:

Natalie is not with her on-off boyfriend Gael Garcia Bernal at the moment, so she saw no harm in having some fun with Jude at the party.

There is plenty of harm being done here. Jude is a lousy actor and Portman is one of our greatest exports (live animals and tom cruise being a tie for second).

Guest post done by that superfly cat at: OverAdulthood

Here are some more pics of Portman looking like Porterhouse steak!:

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