Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Natalie Portman

Hail’s Luscious Links

Tracee — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 15:36:18 +0000

The best thing about Natalie Portman’s pregnancy to us straight dudes? She has TITS. Not a bad look at all for our newest Best Actress.

Now check out these luscious links:

One look at Marta and Joanna Krupa posing together has me thinking HOT girl-on-girl thoughts. – Moejackson
Charlie Sheen doesn’t NEED Two and a Half Men: he has his own WEBCAST now: Sheen’s Korner. Cra-zy! – I’m Not Obsessed
EVERYBODY’S had it with Lindsay Lohan. – Celebslam
Teresa Palmer can FILL OUT some lingerie. – The Blemish
I don’t think anybody gives a rat’s ass about seeing Chris Brown’s DICK. Now Rihanna’s nude pics are another story… – Yeeeah
In case you’d forgotten… Eva Mendes is HOT. – CityRag
Lily Aldridge knows how to model a BRA. – Hollywoodtuna

Who’d You Rather: Natalie Portman vs Mila Kunis

Tracee — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 10:49:24 +0000

Here are the stars of Black Swan, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis. They play ballerinas, and as if getting to see them in those tight ass costumes wasn’t enough, they even have a girl-on-girl scene. So you really don’t even have to answer the question of “Who’d you rather” because you’ll get BOTH chicks.

On screen, at any rate. (Which is the closest most of us will ever get to either one of their asses, so we take what we can get, right?)

Looking at them… I don’t know. Mila’s rack looks pretty good. Can’t really tell about Natalie, which makes me suspect she doesn’t have one, but I am willing to consider she just may be more… modest. Especially after she described her masturbation scene in Black Swan to MTV.

“So disgusting,” Portman said of shooting the scene. “It was akin to the experience of watching the movie with my parents sitting next to me, let me tell you,” she laughed.

Interpret that how you will. I’m guessing Mila might be a bit more fun.

Photos by FAME

Thandie Newton Could Use Some Modeling School

thebrokenfarted — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 11:00:44 +0000

Thandie Newton at the Rocknrolla premiere in London was kinda trying to look young and sexy and got it mixed up. Instead of showing lots of cleavage and a tiny hint of her knobby knees, we got the opposite. AND it’s not like she’s trying to work it up either. I don’t even think she notices what she’s wearing is the same thing chicks wear at the side of highways inorder to hitch a ride. There is no hope for this one.

Natalie Portman Naked Regrets: “I Won’t Do Nude Scenes Again”

Derek Hail — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 13:29:47 +0000

Natalie Portman, who appears nude in the film “Hotel Chevalier,” has said she will never do nude scenes again on the big screen, reports Entertainment Wise. However, after discovering that the quote EW used to validate their claims was taken out of context from Parade Magazine, it appears Natalie Portman may actually appear naked in upcoming movies. However, it doesn’t particularly matter. We only need to see a celebrity naked in a movie once because after that, it’s old news unless she ups the stakes. While she was full on nude in “Hotel Chevalier,” she has yet to have a sex scene. Could that be next?

Natalie Portman hits the Beach in a Bikini

Derek Hail — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 17:51:37 +0000

Although these Natalie Portman bikini pictures are rather dull, a person’s imagination can do wonders. As far as I’m concerned, she is actually naked in some of these photos. Sure, she has these strange patches of black skin, but she’s nude. I swear!

Does anyone else miss her bald head? I know I do.

Natalie Portman: Hit by the Law?

Derek Hail — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 15:12:52 +0000

“Looks like Jude might have been a lil too rough.”

Natalie Portman may or may not be seeing Jude Law. The movie stars have worked on three films together. They were reported to be quite close during the wrap up party for their new movie. A source reports:

[Jude] always had a soft spot for Natalie. Jude thinks she’s beautiful and they get along very well.

I get along with the guy who cuts my grass but I ain’t bangin him in the ass anytime soon (keyword: soon). The source continued:

Natalie is not with her on-off boyfriend Gael Garcia Bernal at the moment, so she saw no harm in having some fun with Jude at the party.

There is plenty of harm being done here. Jude is a lousy actor and Portman is one of our greatest exports (live animals and tom cruise being a tie for second).

Guest post done by that superfly cat at: OverAdulthood

Here are some more pics of Portman looking like Porterhouse steak!:

V for Vendetta: L for Lame

phox — Thu, 16 Mar 2006 06:06:24 +0000

I’ve seen enough pictures of a bald Natalie Portman. This movie is going to bomb.

V for Vendetta will attract millions of dupes to come watch this crap movie. Then they will show a boat load of ads saying how it is the best movie of the year. Considering it is only March and nothing good comes out till May, it isn’t saying much. A lot of hype (shit) has been thrown around, saying this will be the next Matrix. Do we need another Matrix? Did we already forget how shitty the last two were? I know I didn’t. This movie will start the decline of comics turned movies. I’m calling it right here. If I’m wrong, I’ll shave my nuts (a task I’ve been neglecting for some time now).