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Natalie Portman

Thandie Newton Could Use Some Modeling School

Thandie Newton at the Rocknrolla premiere in London was kinda trying to look young and sexy and got it mixed up.  Instead of showing lots of cleavage and a tiny hint of her knobby knees, we got the opposite.  AND it’s not like she’s trying to work it up either.  I don’t even think she [...]

Natalie Portman Naked Regrets: “I Won’t Do Nude Scenes Again”

Natalie Portman, who appears nude in the film “Hotel Chevalier,” has said she will never do nude scenes again on the big screen, reports Entertainment Wise. However, after discovering that the quote EW used to validate their claims was taken out of context from Parade Magazine, it appears Natalie Portman may actually appear naked in [...]

Natalie Portman hits the Beach in a Bikini

Although these Natalie Portman bikini pictures are rather dull, a person’s imagination can do wonders. As far as I’m concerned, she is actually naked in some of these photos. Sure, she has these strange patches of black skin, but she’s nude. I swear!
Does anyone else miss her bald head? I know I do.

Natalie Portman: Hit by the Law?

“Looks like Jude might have been a lil too rough.”
Natalie Portman may or may not be seeing Jude Law. The movie stars have worked on three films together. They were reported to be quite close during the wrap up party for their new movie. A source reports:
[Jude] always had a soft spot [...]

Links

Reese Witherspoon is shopping in LA [Bricks and Stones]
Matthew McConaughey has a dirty little secret [City Rag]
Kevin Federline most likely bumbled like an idiot on Ellen yesterday [Dlisted]
Matthew McConaughey and Penelope Cruz are back together? [Hollyscoop]
A more complete Suri Cruise photo collection [Smart]
Pamela Anderson is still hot [ICYDK]
Natalie Portman is nicer than you. [Im Not [...]

V for Vendetta: L for Lame

I’ve seen enough pictures of a bald Natalie Portman. This movie is going to bomb.
V for Vendetta will attract millions of dupes to come watch this crap movie. Then they will show a boat load of ads saying how it is the best movie of the year. Considering it is [...]