5. Naomi Watts – Although it appears Naomi Watts stole a table cloth from Walmart, she didn’t look as heavy as Salma Hayek or as bored as Angelina Jolie. This is why she makes the list.

4. Ali Larter – Although she looks much better tearing people’s limbs from their bodies in Heroes, which begins airing again on January 22nd, 2007, at the Golden Globes Awards show, with beautiful cleavage. Does there really need to be another reason why she’s on this list?

3. Beyonce – Damn. Beyonce is tan, and more importantly, showing off her ass. Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful.

2. Maria Menounos – She’s cute, shes stacked, and a complete disappointment. Not because of who she is, but because her dress is much longer than any man would ever want. Damn it.

1. Jessica Biel – In all of her manly glory, I can’t stare away. Just turn around. Please.