I didn’t know Naomi Campbell’s still working the runway. Well, I’ve gotta give it to her, she’s still got it. Naomi looks pretty hot strutting her stuff. But she still looks a little scary: her alleged penchant for physically assaulting people kinda takes the edge off her sexiness. Or, to some, it might make her even hotter. Who’m I to say? The chick-on-chick kiss definitely helps her hotness.

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Naomi Campbell revealed that the surgery she had undergone to remove a nasty cyst has done more than keep her model body fully funtional.  What she’s saying now is, because of the surgery, she’s now able to hop on the bandwagon with the rest of the celebrities and start shooting out babies.

“They thought it was a cyst,” she explained, according to Britain’s Press Association. “When they opened it up they realized it was more.” 

“I was not able to have children up until March,” she said. “Now it’s in God’s hands. I would love to have a family.” 

Those eventual bitchy spawns of Satan are sure to make some daddy proud.

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Naomi Cambell is a total bitch.  That is a documented fact, but what we didn’t know is that she can’t handle her liquor.  She obviously had way too much to drink, either that or she was slipped a roofie.  Now, I don’t know how those things work but I would imagine that this is a total loss.  If you’re going to drug someone to have sex with them, the last thing you want is a wet noodle.  You blew it Roofie Coloda Guy.

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Naomi Campbell allegedly threw a tantrum at a British airport when she supposedly showed up 11 minutes before her flight was scheduled to leave and the British airways staff wouldn’t let her board the flight. According to Female First,

Naomi said,”I can’t believe you won’t allow ME on your flight. What is this? Who must I speak to?”

A source told Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper: “When BA staff explained she was too late, she exploded and stamped her foot. There was a tirade of abuse.”

This article didn’t end with “innocent British airways staff member hospitalized after being beaten with a cellphone.” Anger management classes must have been a huge success.

Here is Naomi Campbell at the Swarovski Fashion rocks show:

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Naomi Campbell, who is no longer welcome in the USA says me, was showing off her nipples by letting them poke through her black shirt in Milan, Italy a few days ago. It was a very good day, you know, the kind you see in movies or dream about in the emergency room after being beaned in the head with a cellphone by an angry black woman with large nipples.

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Naomi Campbell, who has been cleaning up garbage at a sanitation facility for this past week, seems to be enjoying her community service – she most definitely found a new appreciation for mops and dust pans. On her third day, on her way out of work, she was seen consorting (is he sneaking her cigarettes?) with the likes of the regular hired help or another community service man. According to TMZ,

The supermodel-turned-custodial-miracle is now officially over the hump in her five-day community service sentence. Evidently too pooped after a day in the women’s locker room at the Sanitation Department, she had a male functionary lug her work clothes out to the car, and was accompanied by a comrade-in-custodial-arts who looked, well, very happy to be with Naomi.

When you’re forced to clean up shit, it is a natural defense mechanism to make the best of it. In this case, her best survival strategy would be to befriend workers to sneak her cellphones, cigarettes, and what ever other contraband she may need. Now that she has a new fond appreciation of a mop, will the next Naomi violent assault involve a broom?

Naomi Campbell, who was sentenced to five days of cleaning up “shit” of people who clean up “shit,” finished her first day on the job. She has reportedly taken the community service sentence in stride and has remained silent while making small-talk with some of her co-workers. In addition to the grueling work, during her long work day, she is not allowed to use a cellphone or smoke a cigarette, reports TMZ.

Her inability to use the cell-phone is most likely for her co-worker’s safety. Would you give a terrorist a pack of dynamite? I think not. The cigarette on the other hand is really just torture. The judge had it out for Naomi. Jail time was obviously too easy, but the lack of a cigarette…”OoO girl, you be fucked.”

Proceed to TMZ for the video.

Naomi Campbell, who was found guilty for assaulting her maid with a phone, is required to complete five days of community service beginning on March 19th 2007. Her sentence will be carried out in a Manhatten garage for New York City trash-trucks. She will be required to wear the “Scarlet Lette,” bright orange jacket, and workman boots. According to the Chronicle,

Naomi will be allowed to stay inside the garage out of the public view. Naomi, 36, pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor assault in January, after being arrested for hurling her crystal-encrusted phone at Ana Scolavino last March. The incident left Ana needing four stitches to the head.

The only runway she’ll be strolling down is in between sanitation trucks picking up garbage men’s garbage. This is a real bottom of the barrel job. Nobody wants to be the guy who wipe’s a dog walker’s ass.

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