• Paris Hilton scares black men with flat ass
• Bobby Brown may face jail time. This may be some of the best news yet!
• Tom Cruise enjoys pale women.
• Madonna looks like a freak after the gym
• Sarah Jessica Parker shoots perfume ad in Paris.
• Popbytes interviews Jake Shears.
• Kate Winslet may be eating too much.
• Britney Spears in Q magazine disgusts me.

• Victoria Beckham‘s breasts are about to pop. If only I had a pin… (Hollywood Tuna)
• Owen Wilson serenades Kate Hudson. (City Rag)
• Just when I thought the pictures were enough, the video of Ashlee Simpson performing in chicago is released. I was actually surprised at how well she did. (Bricks and Stones)
• The rumored split between Harry Morton and Lindsay Lohan is true. I still don’t care about Lindsay. (I’m Not Obsessed)
• The more I see Fergie, the more I realize, her face is like a ripened pumpkin. I’m sure she’s just as empty as well. (ICYDK)
• Britney Spears fires her publicist. The pop-princess from the middle of no where is more qualified for the job. (Hot Momma)
• The Olsen Twins are normal. Despite the fact half of the known world was counting down until their 18th birthday, they eat the things we eat, smoke the things some smoke, and just act the way people act. Shocking. (Holly Scoop)
• Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes really want to do a movie together. Obviously no one else wants to do it with them. (Smart)
• People are on the pressure to be thin. We are going to have an army of anorexics running the streets. (Popbytes)

• Tyra Banks pits of pleasure.
• Victoria Beckham goes hiphop
• Who dares be seen in public with Nicole Richie? Brody Jenner!
• Joe Simpson is a real man and wants to beat up a Jack Ass.
• Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes on their new publicity campaign, or just eating.
• Nicole Richie vs Karen Carpenter. EAT!
• John Heder, Billy Bob, and Ludacris on TRL.
• Katie Holmes is completely back in shape.
• That’s strange, Paris Hilton is used for something. In this case, by Nick Carter.

• Mandy Moore is a different kind of cute
• Michelle Rodriguez makes the Eric Castrada face
• Hey ROCKYYY
• Paris Hilton or Ricola Chick?
• Even Hollywood actresses like Angelina Jolie have dreams
• Teri Hatcher kind of looks like a man
• Paris Hilton was charged with a DUI
• Why anyone would want to see a Victoria Secret model in clothing is beyond me, but look anyway.
• Milan Fashion show is filled with fun tourist attractions, models

• Angelina Jolie’s art purchases intrigue me
• Hilary Duff looks skinny again
• Paris Hilton has hooked up with more than 20 people in the last 12 months
• Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are confirmed?
• Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson never hooked up
• Christina Applegate has a twin
• The Teen Vogue Party
• Richard Gere at press conference in Bosnia

• Environmentalist Baldwin wastes paper (Velvet Hot Tub)\
• Matthew McConaughey broke up with Penelope Cruz (ICYDK)
• Sandra Bullock extends restraining order to keep out the crazies (Smart)
• Anne Hathaway does In Style without style (INO)
• Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are still at it with each other, anorexia (Holly Scoop)
• Charlie Sheen demands a paternity test, beating. (Bricks and Stones)
• James’ Brows (City Rag)
• Tera Patrick does FHM cover. First porn star ever. (Hollywood Tuna)

• The Law of the Spokesperson as defined by City Rag

The law of becoming a spokesperson means the person who is speaking must be clueless to what they are speakinga bout. After reading this funny phenomenon, I decided to collect a list of people that “SHOULD” be a spokesperson for certain areas they excel at.

• Joss Stone – spokeswoman of How to look good in a swimsuit because that is what she does. Looks fantastic in a bikini. (Hollywood Tuna)
• Liv Tyler – spokeswoman and be nominated for mother of the year because she cares for her child. (Im Not Obsessed)
• Jude Law – spokesman of the homeless people because he makes it appear easy and he has millions of dollars. (Velvet Hot Tub)
• Reese Witherspoon – the spokeswoman of women because she is the highest paid actress and she is pregnant. (Holly Scoop)
• Taylor Hicks – spokesman of the elderly because he gave them a dream and the means necessary to accomplish it. Sing. (icydk)
• American Idol Men – spokesman of I use to be regular because now they can live up the life of a celebrity since they were able to sing (Smart)
• Lindsay Lohan – spokeswoman of I hate America because she is fleeing to London to avoid Americans (Egotastic)

Happy Memorial Day Weekend. The only great way to celebrate this weekend is by promoting pre-school anorexia: Olsen Twins style. Although, if anorexia isn’t what you’re into and you are more interested in the private lives of celebrity babies, then Sandra Bullock seems to be sporting a baby bump. On a side note, Lindsay Lohan was walking around New York city by herself for once, as in not on the arms of a new man every three minutes. Unfortunately, after becoming sickened after looking at Lindsay, I had to refresh myself by taking a look at the cute Penelope Cruz while she was eating lunch. Yes even while she eats, she is still attractive. But if for some reason this is not entertaining enough, then feel free to peruse the following links for your enjoyment:

• I am a spice girl on a cellphone
• Nicole Kidman and Keith do not sign a prenup
  
• Hugh Hefner parties harder than most twenty year olds
• Jennifer Aniston has perky nipples and I like them
• Fans want Oprah to win a Nobel Prize
• Michelle Rodriguez has promised to leave the country
• Courtney Love still looks disgusting
• Joy to the world. Here is NSFW

Don’t forget to have fun this weekend. Stay safe and don’t drink a lot of alcohol and hopefully you will find yourself a new love of your life, but I am sure you will realize it was only the alcohol speaking when you wake up next to her or him the next morning.