Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl, was one of the best movies ever created. In a complete disappointment, Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man’s Chest, the third highest grossing movie of all time, was a complete disaster. Alongside a poor plot, stupid jokes, and a shitty ending, it managed to carve its way into history by earning top dollars.

Putting the past behind us for a second, Pirates of the Carribean 3 will hopefully make up for all of the shortfalls of the second movie. If they don’t, the trilogy might as well be burned because it the crackling fire would be tremendously more amusing than 1 good movie followed by two unbearable movies.

Anyway, here are the movie pictures… Does it look good? Bad? What do you think?

Mel Gibson, the star known for movies such as “Braveheart,” “The Passion of the Christ,” and anti-semitism exposed a new theory; a much more dismal theory. The “Conspiracy Theory” star and conspiracy theorist drew parallels in the fall of Mayan culture, displayed in his new movie “Apocalypto,” with the current American civilization.

“the precursors to a civilization that’s going under are the same, time and time again,” and adding, “What’s human sacrifice if not sending guys off to Iraq for no reason?” [msnbc]

The day I start listening to somoene who creates conspiracies for attention, “The Passion of the Christ,” is the day I start consulting the homeless man who I find at least once a week talking to the muffler of my car for stock advice.

Haha suckers. You have to see my ass.

[tag]Kirsten Dunst[/tag] is without panties in the new French trailer for the movie, “Marie-Antoinette.” She shows off her ass and I sure don’t want to see it. I would rather see my mother naked. No, not just a quick flash, but I would want to go to a random strip club and find out my mother was a secret stripper.

With this, I leave a question for my readers.

Would you rather see your parents have sex or see Kirsten’s butt? Comment and let me know?

If you are interested in watching the trailer, the video can be found Here

“Yea, Photographer, I’ll suck on this. I mean, fuck you.”

“[tag]Alpha Dog[/tag],” is scheduled to have a theatrical release on May 12th, 2006 in limited theatres. [tag]Justin Timberlake[/tag] plays is a gangster in this movie and above Justin is pretending he is a real-life gangster.

Here is the trailer for Alpha Dog for anyone interested:

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Here is what Justin Timberlake looks like while pumping gas. This is very interesting.

Image Source: Just Jared