Mischa Barton pictures and gossip

Today, I’m going to give the rating on Mischa Barton’s dress she wore at some fashion event a solid five stars.  Why?  Because it stresses the importance of a celebrity’s breasts getting a fresh breeze down there every now and then.  God bless America…or China…or whatever for making wardrobes with a mind of their own.

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I didn’t know that a girl this skinny could have this much cellulite.  It’s unnatural.  How could she be cute from the waist up and be THAT much of a disaster down below?  She must be some kind of witch.  Looking into her ass probably turns you into stone…right after you vomit uncontrolably.
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Earlier this morning Hollyscoop.com reported that Mischa Barton was arrested for a DUI.
Mischa Barton was arrested in the wee hours this morning! She was handcuffed and arrested at 2:46AM last night and booked at 3:10AM.
Mischa was arrested on the corner of La Cienega and Santa Monica Blvd in Los Angeles late last night in her [...]

Here is Mischa Barton at the 2008 Keds ad campaign launch and she proves that not all people look like prostitutes with red lipstick on. Instead, she proves that some men look gay.

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Mischa Barton attended the Marc Jacobs 2008 Fall fashion show wearing what looks to be a bloodied Casper the Ghost Halloween costume. I understand a woman’s desire to push the edge a little bit, but she definiely went overboard. Is it a dress? Is it a poncho? A mosquito net hiding her two mosquito bites? [...]

Mischa Barton is starring in a new movie where she moves to Moscow and becomes obsessed with the alleged lesbian singers, T.A.T.U. Dare I say “Gigli?” Not only is this the shittiest idea for a movie ever, the only way it can redeem itself is if Mischa Barton has a lesbian sex scene with the [...]

Mischa Barton and Victoria Silvstedt allegedly had a huge catfight at a Cannes party on Tuesday. Victoria supposedly followed Mischa around like a little lapdog until Mischa attempted to lose Victoria in the fray of celebrities. According to the Chronicle,
Victoria, 32, was overheard yelling: “Where the hell are you going now? Why do you [...]

Mischa Barton, while arriving at the Berkeley hotel, managed to reveal a full nipple slip for all that were lucky enough to see. Or well, they very well may have been unlucky because who would honestly want to see Mischa Barton’s naked breast?
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Does Mischa Barton realize her dog may have pissed all over her clothing?

Although Mischa Barton is one of the last people I would wish to see in a bikini, I find myself delightfully surprised at how tight her body is. Now, she is obviously no where compared to Keira Knightley (she can sand a wooden floor with her shredded abs), but she is definitely much better looking [...]

Mischa Barton, come on now, just a little higher and a little lower. How come you’re going to go through all the trouble to wear a see-through top, a short skirt, and not show anything? If you show the effort to look like a cheap tramp, at least go the full nine - you’d think [...]

Mischa Barton, after being killed off ‘The OC,’ has not done anything that is even worth while to mention, but her ex, Brandon Davis on the other hand, is launching a new line of designer jeans with the Italian compnay, Replay. A portion of the proceeds will be donated to a multiple sclerosis charity, which [...]

The Roberto Cavalli Vodka launch was filled with women nobody wants to look at. Why they were invited is beyond me, but here is why I feel this way.

Cindy Crawford use to be attractive. I don’t know what happened to her. All I think about is her mole that has lost its color [...]