Motherhood does a body good… if the chick in question is Miranda Kerr, at least.

Look at those TITS. My mouth is watering at just the sight. Her baby is one lucky, very lucky, little boy.

Wonder if Orlando Bloom is getting to indulge? Some chicks won’t let you touch their tits while their nursing. Orlando had better disabuse Miranda of any such bullshit.

If Orlando was also smart, he’d look at these pictures so that he know exactly what to buy his wife before he hits it (unless he’s a no-frills kinda guy who just wants all the shit OFF).

Miranda Kerr may have popped out a kid last winter, but she clearly got her shapely ass right back into shape. Here are some of her photos for the new Victoria’s Secret catalogue.

Motherhood actually does a body good in Miranda’s case: I swear her tits are bigger.

Her son is one lucky little boy, getting to suck on those titties every day. Everything is wasted on the young, dammit.

Well, I bet Orlando’s enjoying it. Hopefully Miranda’s not one of those chicks who won’t let you touch her tits while she’s nursing. That’s just a cruel joke to play on those Daddies out there.

Meet one of the newest entrants to the MILF list: one Victoria’s Secret model, Miranda Kerr! She popped out her first kid last winter, and here she is flashing her bra in a see-through top. LOOK at those tits. Just take a moment to savor them.

Orlando Bloom, the dude who knocked her up and then married her HOT ass, is one lucky bastard.

It makes sense that Miranda would get her ass in shape as soon as possible: it’s her job, after all. Thank the gods it’s her job.

I was looking at pictures of Miranda and thinking I needed to enjoy them, but looking at Miranda here, I know her days of sexy photoshoots will not come to an end.

Photos by FAME

Yeah, Miranda’s definitely an MILF.

Check out these luscious links:

• Glee star Maya Rivera shows off her ORAL skillz. – Moejackson
• Wonder how Jennifer Lopez’s ASS looks in this sparkly gold number? – I’m Not Obsessed
• Think Prince William’s new wife, Catherine Middleton, REALLY knows how to show her gratitude? – Celebslam
• Now we can all envy a baby who gets to suck Miranda Kerr’s TITS. – The Blemish
• We just need the NAME of the asshole who knocked up January Jones. Just the name. – Yeeeah
• As if you didn’t need another reason to go see Fast Five, take a look at Elsa Patakay in her BIKINI PANTIES. – CityRag
• TITTIE WAR: Carla Gugino & Emmanuelle Chriqui. Decisions, decisions. – Hollywoodtuna

Feast your eyes on Miranda Kerr’s luscious body. Now that the chick is knocked up, who the hell knows how her photoshoots will look once she has the baby. GQ was smart to take advantage and get one more photoshoot done before the baby bump took over.

Orlando Bloom is a lucky ass bastard, I’ll give him that. He’s obviously a long legs, small tits dude. Nothing wrong with that.

Well, I have hope Miranda will continue to rock the lingerie once she has the baby. Heidi Klum did it through FOUR kids. Adriana Lima has kids. Miranda may very well follow suit.

I’m keeping my fingers (and toes) crossed…

Here’s Miranda Kerr posing for a photo at St. Barth’s beach. With that picture pose, she’s obviously hard at work. If only all women worked this hard…

It would make the workplace more tolerable. You know, with all the chicks walking around in their bra and everything.

Hell, I wouldn’t even mind if they didn’t work at all. Instead, they could pose for random pics while they lounged around in their bra.

There I go again. Letting my imagination run away from me.

Photos by Fame Pictures

Dammit! Miranda Kerr was able to avoid what would have been a luscious wardrobe malfunction by grabbing the top of her dress before getting out of a car. Damn, damn, damn!

But anyway. I liked these pictures because they combine two of my favorite things: chicks and cars. Chicks getting out of cars is always interesting. Miranda nearly flashed her tits, and Gerri Halliwell (below) shows off plenty of leg. Tits and legs: not a bad combo at all.

Photos by Bauer-Griffin

Victoria’s Secret was mean to put this Bachelorette chick (aka Melissa Rycroft) right next to the enchanting Miranda Kerr on the red carpet. They co-hosted Victoria Secret’s launch for a new fragrance (or some other such shit) called Heavenly Enchanted. Miranda’s enchanting, that’s for damn sure. Seeing her naked would make me think I’d gone to heaven. And I wouldn’t even mind. The sight would be worth it.

Oh, and Miranda’s now a blonde. Whatever.

Photos by Bauer Griffin