I can’t believe John Mayer chose Jennifer Aniston over Minka Kelly.  Aniston is an old hag and Minka is like a hot untapped resource. Instead of having a fun time with Minka who is always smiling, he’s probably consoling the loony Aniston who always looks like she’s pissed off.  She’s probably complaining right now.

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How are there women as attractive as Minka Kelly walking around? It’s unnatural. She’s unbelievable. You know what else is unbelievable? The fact that John Mayer probably saw her naked. Yes.  It doesn’t make sense.  I’m pretty sure it’s the ability to play the guitar.  It seems to have an effect on women.  Once women hear those strings they just start taking their clothes off.  Unfortunately, it’s not the same with the Trombone.  Trust me, I’ve tried.

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