You have to admit that after Miley Cyrus strips away all the tutus, jeans and hippie ponchos, she’s get a nice pair of legs on her.  Not just ordinary legs, but the ones you’d pull over for if you say them on the side of the road.  I can’t say the same thing about her face, though.

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It seems like Miley Cyrus gets in a lot of trouble for the pictures she winds up in (or sometimes just where they wind up).  This time around, she’s getting flamed on for making fun of a race, and as a response, she posted a sorta-kinda-really-not apology for all of her fans out there.

“In NO way was I making fun of any ethnicity!” Cyrus wrote Thursday in a posting on her official Web site. “I was simply making a goofy face. When did that become newsworthy? It seems someone is trying to make something out of nothing to me.”

The OCA, a group dedicated to advancing the social, political and economic well being of Asian Pacific Americans, criticized the 16-year-old star this week for setting “a terrible example for her many young fans” by “mocking and denigrating individuals of Asian descent.”

Come on, you can’t deny that at least that guy in the corner wasn’t funny.  Obviously, he’s watched enough Japanese cartoons to make a school girl from Japan queef in horror.

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Let this be a lesson to all those grownups out there: you can put a dress and push-up bra on a teenager like Miley Cyrus, but don’t expect her not to act like a kid (or idiot, whatever).  While you digest that little bit of info, I’m going to see exactly how much junk I can cram in that big singer’s mouth of hers.  My guess: a lot.

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Don’t get your panties in a bunch.  Miley Cyrus ain’t dead yet.  Miley, a favorite target among hackers, was foiled one again as someone posted a loving video of her supposed death.

Set to the sound of Miley’s weepy new single “Goodbye,” the more than two-minute-long video featured a grim message from Miley’s BFF Mandy Jiroux.

Jiroux’s supposed message reads: “Hey guys, this is Mandy and I have some very sad news …We’re very hurt to tell everyone this, but Miley died this morning after being hit by a drunk driver. Miley told us if anything ever happened to her, then we should let her fans know before the public…R.I.P. honey, we will miss you so much.”

This is the just a major sign just how amazing your fans are, Miley.  When they post two minute videos of your death in the hopes to immortalize your young, supposedly virgin soul, that means the love you.  Seriously.

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