You have to admit that after Miley Cyrus strips away all the tutus, jeans and hippie ponchos, she’s get a nice pair of legs on her.  Not just ordinary legs, but the ones you’d pull over for if you say them on the side of the road.  I can’t say the same thing about her face, though.

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It seems like Miley Cyrus gets in a lot of trouble for the pictures she winds up in (or sometimes just where they wind up).  This time around, she’s getting flamed on for making fun of a race, and as a response, she posted a sorta-kinda-really-not apology for all of her fans out there.

“In NO way was I making fun of any ethnicity!” Cyrus wrote Thursday in a posting on her official Web site. “I was simply making a goofy face. When did that become newsworthy? It seems someone is trying to make something out of nothing to me.”

The OCA, a group dedicated to advancing the social, political and economic well being of Asian Pacific Americans, criticized the 16-year-old star this week for setting “a terrible example for her many young fans” by “mocking and denigrating individuals of Asian descent.”

Come on, you can’t deny that at least that guy in the corner wasn’t funny.  Obviously, he’s watched enough Japanese cartoons to make a school girl from Japan queef in horror.

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Let this be a lesson to all those grownups out there: you can put a dress and push-up bra on a teenager like Miley Cyrus, but don’t expect her not to act like a kid (or idiot, whatever).  While you digest that little bit of info, I’m going to see exactly how much junk I can cram in that big singer’s mouth of hers.  My guess: a lot.

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Don’t get your panties in a bunch.  Miley Cyrus ain’t dead yet.  Miley, a favorite target among hackers, was foiled one again as someone posted a loving video of her supposed death.

Set to the sound of Miley’s weepy new single “Goodbye,” the more than two-minute-long video featured a grim message from Miley’s BFF Mandy Jiroux.

Jiroux’s supposed message reads: “Hey guys, this is Mandy and I have some very sad news …We’re very hurt to tell everyone this, but Miley died this morning after being hit by a drunk driver. Miley told us if anything ever happened to her, then we should let her fans know before the public…R.I.P. honey, we will miss you so much.”

This is the just a major sign just how amazing your fans are, Miley.  When they post two minute videos of your death in the hopes to immortalize your young, supposedly virgin soul, that means the love you.  Seriously.

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Miley Cyrus may be rich and a little raunchy, but she’s still just a naive little girl.  The culprit responsible for releasing to the world the dirty pictures that were stolen from her gmail account earler this year has been found.  How you ask? Through innovative technology?  No, because the nineteen-year-old kid couldn’t keep his mouth shut.

The FBI reportedly just raided the Tenn. home of 19-year-old computer nerd Josh Holly — a guy who the Feds believe has been bragging like crazy about flooding the Internet with the infamous naughty photos earlier this year.

According to Wired.com, Holly also bragged about how he got Miley’s password in the first place — a crazy scheme which allegedly involved posing as a MySpace administrator, stealing Miley’s MySpace password, and using it to unlock her Gmail.

i have to admit that the boy has the brains of a coniving genius, but unfortunately has a mouth of a high school football player.  As you may have seen in the real world, sometimes that combination just doesn’t mix.

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Miley Cyrus is showing her love for successfully brainwashing teenagers, and the hold that Disney has over her by proclaiming that she has no intention whatsoever of leaving her star role as Hannah Montana.

Cyrus’s comments followed reports on celebrity website TMZ.com that Cyrus was trying to get fired by showing up late on set, stalling production and infuriating the cast and crew.

TMZ suggested that Cyrus, who is building a successful pop music career in her own right, wanted to focus on singing rather than the TV show.

You have to imagine that whenever she says or thinks anything against Disney, her dad goes strangely missing.  The following day she gets pictures in the mail of him holding up the current newspaper while Mickey Mouse is doing a little dance while he holds a revolver to the back of his head.  That would make any little girl do just about anything.  Disney has some serious power I must say.

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Miley Cyrus is celebrating her 16th birthday party in style: at Disney World. The October 5th Party will be a private event at the park that a limited number of crazed teenage fans can purchase access to with a smile and 250 bucks.

“I only turn 16 once, so it’s going to be an awesome party with my favorite rides, hanging out with friends, fireworks and more,” she said in a statement. “I’ll even get to sing a couple songs.”

You’re not fooling anyone, Miley. We all the last place you want to be is under the scrutable eyes of the Disney empire that owns your ass. You’re just playing this happy facade because they threatened to pee in your cereal.

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Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez (Miley Cyrus poser) have been at each other’s throats for quite sometime and it has escalated in a typical teen girl war on Youtube.

Miley Cyrus mocks Selena Gomez’s Youtube video by renacting it with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles T-Shirt on as opposed to a Power Rangers T-Shirt.

These two girls are a few steps away from a full-blown hair pulling, face-scratching teen girl war. They just need to be pushed that one extra step… Maybe Miley Cyrus should rip a picture of Selena Gomez up on Youtube. That will show her what’s up.

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