What the hell has Michelle Rodriguez been doing since getting her drunk ass fired off Lost? She was in Avatar, not that anybody mentioned her. And isn’t she in those Fast and Furious movies?

I guess it makes sense that she was participating in all the Oscar parties. Michelle clearly decided to do her damndest to get some attention.

Don’t blame her.

And while this chick may be more crude than a dude, she’s still got quite a BODY.

It’s worth a look. Or three. I’d watch her do some nude scenes. Point made, Michelle.

Photos by FAME

Well here’s an odd site: Michelle Rodriguez sporting the cover of Latina magazine.  Sure, she’s not that bad to look at, but I’m wondering when it came to recuiting people did they run out of options fast (there’s only so many times Jennifer Lopez is willing to do this).  However, this is of no real concern, what we should be worried about is why she agreed to go on a photoshoot that involved at least one scene where she’s jumping over the border fence.  Doesn’t she know she could get Tetanus that way?

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While some people higher up on the celebrity food chain can practically get away with murder, the lesser versions like Michelle Rodriguez ultimately have to suffer the cruelty that is standard treatment– also known as public humiliation.  As she wipes her sweaty brow on her cuff link after a hard days’ work of shovelling feces off the side of the road in order to beautify the world, there are only very few quetions that I’m compelled to ask: ”I bet you wish you joined a couple of benefit dinners (sans the wine) for saving the whales and adopted that random Korean baby now, don’tcha?” 

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Michelle Rodriguez did perhaps the classiest interview ever in Latina magazine. A magazine aimed for mostly teens. Behold, just a few snippets from this generation’s quintessential woman.

“I think that they wonder because I’m such a tomboy. And I don’t care about what I look like most of the time. You’ll see me walking around in my jeans for the most part. I’m pretty much a tough ass. You don’t see that type of s**t in a lot of women,” she says, before a long pause. “Sorry, I just had to knock out that burp.”

“Every time you see a woman who walks down the street, you think, ‘is she f*ckable?’” she says, when we ask why she thinks there is enduring interest in her love life, ” Any woman who is in some way f*ckable, you know, if she’s beautiful, or if she has a nice body, you wonder what kind of things that person does with their private area.”

“I picture them turning into pigs, slime coming out the side of their mouth, and I picture them jerking off,” she says of the journalists and bloggers who she believes are constantly trying to ‘out’ her: “I don’t answer those questions. I just keep it to myself and it’s nobody’s business. If I wanna f*ck a girl, a boy, a dog—that’s my business. That’s why there’s bathroom doors.”

Wow. I wonder why people think she’s a butch lesbian? With such a sweet attitude as that, it’s a wonder why she’s not teaching in a Charm School in London. For those out there that think she’s hot and just a “down ass chick”, wake up dude. You’re Gay. This broad has a bigger penis than I do.

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Michelle Rodriguez must be taking princess classes because I can just imagine her walking while balancing books on her head. Her natural beauty and grace is really unmatched. I just hope when she wears her gown to the big dance that her man balls don’t fall out of her dress. That would be a Princess Party Foul.

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Michelle Rodriguez was released from prison after serving only 10% of her sentence.

The actress, best known for her role on Lost, was sentenced to 180 days for violating probation stemming from her DUI arrest. She checked into the Lynwood, California, jail days before Christmas, on Dec. 23.

“She’s nice, personable, down to earth … nothing like Paris Hilton!” a correctional officer told Us a few days into her stint. “She asked to work,” the source said of the star who helped in the kitchen. “She said she wanted a job and didn’t want to be isolated like other celebs.”

When asked if she was nervous about her jail time, Rodriguez said:

“Hell no!  I’m going to have so much butch lesbian sex it’s going to be great!”

OK, so she didn’t exactly say that, but both you and I know that’s exactly what she was thinking.

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Instead of sitting by the tree yesterday, Michelle Rodriguez, of LOST fame, was trying not to get molested by her cell mate.

Michelle Rodriguez checked herself into Lynwood Jail Sunday afternoon to begin serving her 180 day jail sentence for violating her probation.

Not to worry folk, she’ll be out in about 3 days.  She’s a celebrity, they don’t have to stay too long in prison in California.  The thing that bugs me the most is I can’t figure out if Michelle Rodriguez is a lesbian or not.  She has to be.  It’s driving me nuts!

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“I’m a dork.”

The guy who recorded the quote must have been mistaken because I could have swore she said dyke. And, if she didn’t, I’m sure she meant it. Look at these pictures. Can you honestly say that you’re shocked?

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