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Michelle Rodriguez in Latina Magazine

thebrokenfarted — Thu, 14 May 2009 12:36:14 +0000

Well here’s an odd site: Michelle Rodriguez sporting the cover of Latina magazine. Sure, she’s not that bad to look at, but I’m wondering when it came to recuiting people did they run out of options fast (there’s only so many times Jennifer Lopez is willing to do this). However, this is of no real concern, what we should be worried about is why she agreed to go on a photoshoot that involved at least one scene where she’s jumping over the border fence. Doesn’t she know she could get Tetanus that way?

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thebrokenfarted — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 14:41:24 +0000

While some people higher up on the celebrity food chain can practically get away with murder, the lesser versions like Michelle Rodriguez ultimately have to suffer the cruelty that is standard treatment– also known as public humiliation. As she wipes her sweaty brow on her cuff link after a hard days’ work of shovelling feces off the side of the road in order to beautify the world, there are only very few quetions that I’m compelled to ask: ”I bet you wish you joined a couple of benefit dinners (sans the wine) for saving the whales and adopted that random Korean baby now, don’tcha?”

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Michelle Rodriguez is femenine

Derek Hail — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:56:24 +0000

Michelle Rodriguez did perhaps the classiest interview ever in Latina magazine. A magazine aimed for mostly teens. Behold, just a few snippets from this generation’s quintessential woman.

“I think that they wonder because I’m such a tomboy. And I don’t care about what I look like most of the time. You’ll see me walking around in my jeans for the most part. I’m pretty much a tough ass. You don’t see that type of s**t in a lot of women,” she says, before a long pause. “Sorry, I just had to knock out that burp.”

“Every time you see a woman who walks down the street, you think, ‘is she f*ckable?’” she says, when we ask why she thinks there is enduring interest in her love life, ” Any woman who is in some way f*ckable, you know, if she’s beautiful, or if she has a nice body, you wonder what kind of things that person does with their private area.”

“I picture them turning into pigs, slime coming out the side of their mouth, and I picture them jerking off,” she says of the journalists and bloggers who she believes are constantly trying to ‘out’ her: “I don’t answer those questions. I just keep it to myself and it’s nobody’s business. If I wanna f*ck a girl, a boy, a dog—that’s my business. That’s why there’s bathroom doors.”

Wow. I wonder why people think she’s a butch lesbian? With such a sweet attitude as that, it’s a wonder why she’s not teaching in a Charm School in London. For those out there that think she’s hot and just a “down ass chick”, wake up dude. You’re Gay. This broad has a bigger penis than I do.

Michelle Rodriguez is ladylike

Derek Hail — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:41:06 +0000

Michelle Rodriguez must be taking princess classes because I can just imagine her walking while balancing books on her head. Her natural beauty and grace is really unmatched. I just hope when she wears her gown to the big dance that her man balls don’t fall out of her dress. That would be a Princess Party Foul.