Don’t get too excited folks.  The match of seemingly epic proportions is actually going to go down in a courtroom.  The son of Arab monarch Sheikh Abdulla bin Hamad Al Khalifa is suing Jackson for a butt load of money, more specifically $7 million, that he payed in advance for a still missing album and book.

The lawyer said Jackson and the sheikh became close friends and at one time both lived in a palace in Abu Dhabi owned by Al Khalifa’s father, Sheikh Hamad bin Isa Al Khalifa, Bahrain’s king. The singer stayed nearly a year in Bahrain as a guest of the son, but the relationship soured when Jackson repudiated a business deal Thanki said they had agreed to.

“I saw the payment as an investment in Michael’s potential,” the sheikh said in a statement read out by his lawyer in court. “He said he would pay me back … through our work together.”

Let me just remind you that this guy took an interest in Jackson during his first molestation charge in 2005.  A lesson to every prince out there: keep your money to yourself.  You’d be better off paying hot women to feed you grapes and homeless people to fan you all day than paying a famous dude to keep their hands out of little boys’ pants and actually get to work.

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The magic is over.  Michael Jackson gave away the deed of his magical ranch to new owners.

Then again, one could wonder what took so long. Jackson hasn’t spent any time at the Los Olivos, Calif., estate he bought in 1988 since being acquitted of child-molestation charges in 2005—crimes he was accused of committing on his 2,500-acre property, which in its heyday featured a working petting zoo, amusement park and various other kid-friendly attractions.

According to paperwork filed Monday with the Santa Barbara County Clerk-Recorder’s Office, Neverland’s new owner is the Sycamore Valley Ranch Co., LLC.

I assure the little boys out there not to worry.  Michael always has a couple of tricks up his sleeve.  When the time is right, I think he’ll just stick to the cheaper alternative of cruising down the streets of Los Angeles in a car full of candy.

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Back in the days when the 16 bit video games ruled, many believe the people of Sega could forsee the future. Looking back, it looks like they might have been trying to warn us. When they put out Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker, many people just thought of it as just another crappy game. Michael Jackson rescuing kids? Fighting off villains in suits that look mysteriously like detectives? Yelping like a little girl when he gets hit? Come on people the signs are all there. We can only hope the prophecy of him turning into a laser shooting robot doesn’t come to pass. God help us all.

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“Michael finds out what real black people look like.”

Michael Jackson isn’t planning on taking sick days. The King of Pop is working hard on a comeback album. He has even commissioned Will.I.am (asshole for William) of the Black Eyed Peas. Isn’t this his 5th comeback album? You don’t comeback from sucking. Anyway, Jackson’s rep, Raymone Bain, had this say:

In response to media inquiries, Mr. Michael Jackson is not currently in the hospital nor has he been hospitalized with pneumonia.

Of course he isn’t sick. Plastic Jack doesn’t have enough human capabilities to house disease, just little boys.

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Michael Jackson‘s performance at the World Music Awards caused chaos. Instead of doing a solo performance of “Thriller” he decided to make it a duet with Chris Brown. According to the Chronicle,

An un-named event organizer tells British newspaper The Sun, “No one knew if they’d perform at all. They were terrified it would be a total disaster.”

Brown was left to sing Thriller alone. Jackson appeased angry fans when he stepped onstage for a performance of We Are The World – but left most of the singing to a backing gospel choir, managing just a few lines.

Did people really think he was going to woo the crowd? Absolutely not. Unless he was doing a performance of “What someone looks like after being cryogenically frozen for 10 years,” he was destined to fail. After all the surgery he has done on his face, I’m surprised he can even speak, let alone sing.

Michael Jackson, after his acceptance of the Diamond award (given to artists who sold over 100 million albums), is going to recreate “Thriller” on stage. However, as he awaits his performance, he has had a list of demands. According to Female First,

Before moving into the hotel, Jackson, 48, demanded all candles be removed from his children’s rooms so not to put them at risk of fire.

Jackson, who is due to perform at the World Music Awards at Earls Court tomorrow night (15.11.06), also insisted that complimentary chocolates are not supplied because his family must not eat any junk food.

On a positive note, he isn’t demanding 20 10 year old boys in their underwear in front of a black wall because that would just be weird.

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Michael Jackson is planning a return to the recording studio. Although I’m unsure what he plans on singing about, according to MSNBC,

What definitely has been confirmed is the fact that Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas is working with Michael on some new tracks, as Billy Bush learned on Access Hollywood’s recent exclusive visit to Jackson’s studio in Ireland.

Michael Jackson, a man woman thing plagued by scandal, is undeniably, extremely musically inclined. Regardless of his alleged pedophilia, he still is one of the greatest music talents of the past twenty years. All of his world records aside, he will always remain a complete freak. It doesn’t matter if you’re “Black or White,” but it matters if your hand is a little boy’s pants.

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