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	<title>Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail &#187; Michael Douglas</title>
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		<title>Michael Douglas: Foot in Mouth!</title>
		<link>http://www.derekhail.com/2006/04/12/michael-douglas-foot-in-mouth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Apr 2006 15:44:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phox</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Angelina Jolie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brad Pitt]]></category>
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[tag]Michael Douglas[/tag] has been talking a lot of trash as of late.  It was recently reported that he was misquoted when he was talking about [tag]Brad Pitt[/tag] and [tag]Angelina Jolie[/tag].  The article, which appeared in GQ magazine, was quoted as saying,
I don&#8217;t know about Brad Pitt, leaving that beautiful wife to go hold [...]]]></description>
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<p>[tag]<strong>Michael Douglas</strong>[/tag] has been talking a lot of trash as of late.  It was recently reported that he was misquoted when he was <a href="http://www.derekhail.com/2006/03/15/michael-douglas-talks-smack/">talking about [tag]<strong>Brad Pitt</strong>[/tag] and [tag]<strong>Angelina Jolie</strong>[/tag]</a>.  The article, which appeared in GQ magazine, was quoted as saying,</p>
<blockquote><p>I don&#8217;t know about Brad Pitt, leaving that beautiful wife to go hold orphans for Angelina.</p></blockquote>
<p>I don&#8217;t know about Michael Douglas, losing his damn mind to get attention for his career.  Douglas was quick to set the record straight by saying,</p>
<blockquote><p>I consider him a good friend and she does wonderful work for the United Nations, which is what I&#8217;m also involved in.</p></blockquote>
<p>When someone says &#8220;they do wonderful work&#8221;, it usually means they think that person is a bitch and they have nothing nice to say about them. Figured I&#8217;d just throw that out there. The magazine is not backing down against Douglas&#8217;s claims.  They released a statement,</p>
<blockquote><p>His comments about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are in her notebook. We stand behind them 100 percent.</p></blockquote>
<p>You can&#8217;t talk shit about fellow actors and expect to get away with it.  You would have to be an idiot to casually conversate with a reporter.  After this debacle, I don&#8217;t see Douglas even talking to his paperboy.</p>
<p><a title="Source" target="_blank" href="http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Michael+Douglas++misquote+fury-9401.html">Source </a></p>
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		<title>Michael Douglas is an Ass</title>
		<link>http://www.derekhail.com/2006/04/05/michael-douglas-is-an-ass/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Apr 2006 16:09:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phox</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Catherine Zeta-Jones]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michael Douglas]]></category>

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 [tag]Michael Douglas[/tag] can&#8217;t go a few weeks without spewing some shit from that orifice he calls a mouth.  This time he is complaining about young men of today.  He was quoted as saying,
 Young guys are somewhat androgynous and use cosmetics. The lines seem to be getting much closer. 
 I&#8217;ll give [...]]]></description>
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<p> [tag]<strong>Michael Douglas</strong>[/tag] can&#8217;t go a few weeks without spewing some shit from that orifice he calls a mouth.  This time he is complaining about young men of today.  He was quoted as saying,<br />
<blockquote> Young guys are somewhat androgynous and use cosmetics. The lines seem to be getting much closer. </p></blockquote>
<p> I&#8217;ll give him that.  But I&#8217;m damn sure I can be out of bed and ready to go before Douglas can put in his dentures and take his fiber pills (to stay regular all day).  He also went on to say how he is tired of being given respect from other younger actors.  He was quoted as saying,<br />
<blockquote> I&#8217;m getting tired of this sort of respectfulness they give me. When they start calling me Mr. Douglas, I&#8217;m like, &#8216;Hey! Shut the f**k up! </p></blockquote>
<p> His wife, [tag]<strong>Catherine Zeta-Jones</strong>[/tag], is 25 years younger than him.  Would he prefer people calling him Mr. Cradle Robber? </p>
<p><a target="_blank" title="Source" href="http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Michael+Douglas:+US+men+are+girly-9300.html">Source </a></p>
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		<title>Michael Douglas Talks Smack</title>
		<link>http://www.derekhail.com/2006/03/15/michael-douglas-talks-smack/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Mar 2006 05:34:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phox</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Angelina Jolie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brad Pitt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Catherine Zeta-Jones]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jennifer Aniston]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michael Douglas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Renee Zellweger]]></category>

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In an interview with GQ magazine, [tag]Michael Douglas[/tag] recently talked a lot of garbage about Hollywood&#8217;s A-list: Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Renee Zellweger, and Jennifer Aniston.  I don&#8217;t really care for Hollywood&#8217;s A-list.  I don&#8217;t really care for Michael Douglas.  I really just want to know how big are his Man Tits?
I [...]]]></description>
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<p>In an interview with GQ magazine, <strong>[tag]Michael Douglas[/tag]</strong> recently talked a lot of garbage about Hollywood&#8217;s A-list: Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Renee Zellweger, and Jennifer Aniston.  I don&#8217;t really care for Hollywood&#8217;s A-list.  I don&#8217;t really care for Michael Douglas.  I really just want to know how big are his Man Tits?</p>
<p>I know exactly what motivated this need to talk trash.  Your wife (Catherine Zeta-Jones) was doing shitty cell phone ads to pay the bills while you were sitting at home and playing mommy.  You decided it was time to get off your ass and get a job.  So you got a movie and now you needed some press to sell it.  What better way to get attention than to talk about something you have that other&#8217;s don&#8217;t.  Why not talk about your Man Tits?  We all know you have them.</p>
<p><a title="Source" target="_blank" href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,187880,00.html">Source </a></p>
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