Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Mena Suvari

Mena Suvari Hits the Beach

Tracee — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 09:03:19 +0000

I haven’t heard much about Mena Suvari in a while. She looks like she’s been maintaining herself pretty well, though. Not bad, not bad at all in her itsy bitsy pink bikini. Great ass.

After seeing Mena and all these chicks hit the beach, I’ve come to realize that I need to get my ass to the beach. Pronto.

Mena Suvari at FEARNET

thebrokenfarted — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 07:40:48 +0000

Have you ever wandered what ever happened to those blond haired blue eyed kids you used to see in horror movies before chubby cheeked japanese kids started ruling the screen? When you look at Mena Suvari at the second anniversary of FEARNET, it’s safe to assume they’ve always have stable holiday income–just like Santa Claus!

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Derek Hail — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:07:29 +0000

I don’t know about you, but getting your ass grabbed by a guy who doesn’t understand how a belt works, in the middle of the day on the beaches of Miami just screams “classy”. That dude looks like he’s just discovered the wonders of a woman’s ass for the first time. I haven’t seen someone that attentive since I gave my 4 year old nephew a bag of playdough.

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Derek Hail — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:11:55 +0000

If you guessed this sad saggy ass belonged to Mena Suvari, then you are correct. I thought women only wore thongs in South America and in lingerie catalogs, but here comes Mena to prove me wrong. I’m not a huge fan of thongs personally. I’ve only seen a few asses that look good in thongs and sadly, Mena’s does not own one of them.