[tag]Donald Trump[/tag] recently announced (on an early morning radio show) that his wife, [tag]Melania Knauss[/tag], had just given birth to a baby boy. This is news to me considering I thought his sperm was extinct.

Donald was quoted as saying,

“I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young,”

I don’t see how you can feel young getting someone pregnant. Then again, there is a lot of energy required, but hookers still hate asking to be thrown down the stairs.

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