Mel Gibson isn’t letting a little divorce get in the way of his lifelong quest to sow his seed.  His new girlfriend, russian singer Oksana Grigorieva is now not only arm candy for the red carpet, but the sexy baby (or alien, who knows) vessel that he goes on to tell Jay Leno on television.

“I guess I’m ‘Octo-Mel,’ ” quipped Gibson, 58, who has seven kids with his estranged wife, Robyn.

Not that this is the first we’ve heard of a possible Gibson-Grigorieva baby. The chatter has been rampant for several weeks, ever since the two stepped out publicly as a couple last month at the X-Men Origins: Wolverine premiere in Los Angeles

Hearing the Gibson utter the words octo-anything sounds funny to me, especially since Oksana looks like a hotter version of that baby machine.

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Mel Gibson, who was caught drunk driving and spouting racial anti-semitic remarks was ordered to attend alcoholism treatment meetings. Not even two months later, Mel Gibson was spotted drinking alcohol once again. According to MSNBC,

“I couldn’t believe my eyes. Mel Gibson was swigging a Bud with two adoring young women hanging on his every word,” the tab quotes a musician named Steven Smith as saying. Smith claims that the alleged incident occurred at Stubb’s Bar-B-Q on Sept. 22 at around 1:15 a.m. According to Smith, about 75 people were at the bar, but Gibson and his group were in an area that was “cordoned off so no one could bother him.”

On a positive note, at least he wasn’t running around as an Mayan warrior throwing spears at Jewish people because then we would have a problem on our hands a lot larger than one Bud. Or, he could have hopped around in a Celtic skirt blowing darts at unsuspecting people while drinking that Bud, which would also be a much larger problem.

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Mel Gibson, the star known for movies such as “Braveheart,” “The Passion of the Christ,” and anti-semitism exposed a new theory; a much more dismal theory. The “Conspiracy Theory” star and conspiracy theorist drew parallels in the fall of Mayan culture, displayed in his new movie “Apocalypto,” with the current American civilization.

“the precursors to a civilization that’s going under are the same, time and time again,” and adding, “What’s human sacrifice if not sending guys off to Iraq for no reason?” [msnbc]

The day I start listening to somoene who creates conspiracies for attention, “The Passion of the Christ,” is the day I start consulting the homeless man who I find at least once a week talking to the muffler of my car for stock advice.