Unfortunately, Megan didn’t just say screw the clothes and reveal all of herself in the biblical sense. Oh well. She revealed plenty here, confirming what we already know: she’s a damn hot chick. But Megan didn’t just take pictures for Rolling Stone. She talked to them, too.

[H]er temper  [has] flare[d] so wildly she’s told off-again, on-again boyfriend Brian Austin Green, “I’m going to stab you with something” And…

“Yeah,” she replied when asked if she’s ever cut herself. “But I don’t want to elaborate. I would never call myself a cutter. Girls go through different phases when they’re growing up, when they’re miserable and do different things, whether it’s an eating disorder or they dabble in cutting.”

Yikes! T.M.I. Really, Megan, these things detract from the fantasy a bit.

Here’s Megan Fox. Waking up. Well, technically it’s an Esquire photoshoot, but use your imagination. And then once you’re both awake, you could just hang out by the pool together. (Only, I’d insist on skinny dipping.)

Brian Austin Green is one lucky bastard, isn’t he? Imagine waking up to that. Hell, imagine hitting that. There’s no damn justice in this world. Just enjoy the photos.

But she still looks hot, so I don’t care. It looks like the people from Ghostbusters did Megan Fox up for this photoshoot. I guess this is part of the publicity campaign for her new movie, Jennifer’s Body (written by Diablo Cody, the chick who went from stripping to screenwriting). Wonderland also features Chace Crawford in this issue. Do you care? They knew what they were doing putting Megan on the cover. I approve.

Megan Fox may be keeping a low profile stateside for the moment, but she took time to pose for the Italian version of GQ. And you don’t even need to go to Italy (or find some way to mail-order it from Italy) to look at the pics ’cause you have me (or at least, my website). I do the hard work to bring you Megan showing off her tits. It’s a tough job, but someone’s gotta do it.

Don’t say I never did anything for you.