Megan Fox may not be too hot Stateside these days (her latest movie, Passion Play, went straight-to-DVD despite her TOPLESS scene), but apparently they still want her in China.

Actually, it’s probably for the best that Passion Play went straight-to-DVD. You KNOW dudes bought that shit just to watch Megan topless. While doing things that would’ve gotten them arrested in a theater.

Megan’s looking a little skinny here, but her ass is nothing to sneeze at. And it looks like her tits are still in good shape.

Now she probably needs to blow Michael Bay for, like, a week straight so Hollywood will forgive her and give her another job.

Megan Fox may not be in Transformers anymore, but perhaps it’s not too late to consider gymnastics?

Once you’re done thinking about that, check out these luscious links:

• Hmmm… I’m not sure Leighton Meester could give Blake Lively a RUN for her MONEY, but she’s not looking bad here. – Moe Jackson
• Roger Ebert may not be able to talk like he used to, but he can still put his FOOT in it! – I’m Not Obsessed
• Nadeea Volianova is  the Russian Lady Gaga. Her tits may be a bit saggy, but they’re nice and BIG. – Celebslam
• Watch Alison Haislip in Me in My Place. Alison, if you get tired of your place, feel free to come hang out at MY place. – The Blemish
• Paris Hilton is BACK on the market. – Yeeeah
• Elisha Cuthbert LIGHTS UP for Flare magazine. – CityRag
• I’m licking my lips looking at Kate Upton’s RACK. – Hollywood Tuna

What the HELL happened to Megan Fox? Remember when this chick used to be hot? Like, just last year?

Yeah, I know Jennifer’s Body and Jonah Hex didn’t do too well at the box office, and I know Megan got fired from the Transformers franchise, but DAMN.

Maybe actually marrying Brian Austin Green has done this chick in?

Or is she feeling upset about her Razzie nomination for Jonah Hex?

I don’t know what the hell is going on, but snap the hell out of it, Megan! Don’t roll over and die this easily. Brian’s career isn’t that hot.

Remember: Angelina Jolie’s aging about a decade every year, so she won’t be working much longer. Be ready to step in her shoes, Megan.

Photos by FAME

In case you couldn’t tell which chick that was with that incredible ass, it’s former Transformers star, Megan Fox. Didn’t the ink tip you off?

If you were thinking it could’ve been Angelina Jolie, then you obviously didn’t check out her body in Salt. She did an amazing job, and the movie was damn good, but that chick’s become virtually skin and bones. She doesn’t have enough meat on her to have any type of ass at this point.

And from the front, Megan’s close to showing off her camel toe. Who even cares that she’s off the market now?

This chick sure as hell knows how to make us go: “Rosie who?”

Photos by FAME

Well, Megan Fox has gotta be hurting by now. Her first movie that she starred in (Jennifer’s Body) bombed. Then she decided to trash Transformer’s director Michael Bay and got her ass kicked off the franchise. Now her new movie, Jonah Hex, has ALSO bombed.

But keep standing tall and pushing those titties out, Megan. As long as you have those tits and that ass, you’ll always have a fanbase.

At least, I’ll be a fan, Megan. As long as you have those tits and ass.

And I’ll watch Jonah Hex online, where I can watch your tits heaving in that corset in slow-mo.

Photos by Fame Pictures

Games. I love games. Especially games that involve flashes of bras (hinting at the tits those bras cover so tantalizingly)!

Here’s fired Transformers actress Megan Fox, playing peek-a-boo with a pink bra. I don’t even give a damn that it’s pink, because let’s focus on the important shit: MEGAN FOX’S tits are in that bra. My only preference would be NO bra. Just being honest (and you know your ass agrees with me).

But… and I know this is sacrilege… BUT… does Megan’s chest look a bit, um… dare I say… bony?

I’m sure the tits look magnificent, but a meal or two may not hurt, Megan. It will only add to your curves.

Photos by Bauer-Griffin

Unfortunately, Megan didn’t just say screw the clothes and reveal all of herself in the biblical sense. Oh well. She revealed plenty here, confirming what we already know: she’s a damn hot chick. But Megan didn’t just take pictures for Rolling Stone. She talked to them, too.

[H]er temper  [has] flare[d] so wildly she’s told off-again, on-again boyfriend Brian Austin Green, “I’m going to stab you with something” And…

“Yeah,” she replied when asked if she’s ever cut herself. “But I don’t want to elaborate. I would never call myself a cutter. Girls go through different phases when they’re growing up, when they’re miserable and do different things, whether it’s an eating disorder or they dabble in cutting.”

Yikes! T.M.I. Really, Megan, these things detract from the fantasy a bit.

Here’s Megan Fox. Waking up. Well, technically it’s an Esquire photoshoot, but use your imagination. And then once you’re both awake, you could just hang out by the pool together. (Only, I’d insist on skinny dipping.)

Brian Austin Green is one lucky bastard, isn’t he? Imagine waking up to that. Hell, imagine hitting that. There’s no damn justice in this world. Just enjoy the photos.