Mary-Kate Olsen, who was treated for an eating disorder back in 2004, has revealed that she doesn’t like wearing a bikini in public for the fear of the paparazzi taking her picture. According to M&C, Mary-Kate said,

“I would love to be able to swim in the ocean in Malibu. But that is asking for a bikini shot. That’s inviting something that I don’t want to happen. I don’t need to be on a ‘Who’s Skinny, Who’s Fat, Who’s Looking Healthy, Who’s Not Eating?’ list.”

What she really means is she wouldn’t be caught dead, or well, caught fat, in a bikini because when she looks at herself, the person staring back at her is a beached whale.  However, in reality, if we were to see a Mary-Kate bikini shot, we really wouldn’t see much of anything. She obviously stuffs her clothing to give her body some volume.

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Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen in their recent years have been seemingly trying as hard as possible to both look and act like homeless men on the streets of New York City. With their wacky hair colors and white-trash antics, there was only two things missing to complete the story. The first was a shopping wagon, but as we can see, they have fulfilled that. Now they just need a sign begging for money. Whoever gets the picture of that, will obviously be the celebrity gossip king for a week.

While Ashley Olsen’s sister, Mary-Kate, can be easily mistaken for an ordinary hobo in New York city, Ashley is easily looked upon as a piece of white trash screaming profanities in their underwear on their porch while drinking Bud. Here, Ashley Olsen can be seen striking a pose for the camera. So sexy. Assuming sexy is the disgusting, what we have here is the ugliest picture I have ever seen.