Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Marisa Miller

Marissa Miller Does Esquire

Tracee — Wed, 11 May 2011 14:33:02 +0000

Have to hand it to the guys over at Esquire: not only are they a bunch of lucky ass bastards to get to look at nearly naked HOT chicks all day, but they’re smart, too.

As this photoshoot shows, they know how to make the most of the very luscious Marissa Miller.

I mean, models may be as skinny as refugees, but LOOK at those TITS. Tell me they aren’t mouthwatering things of beauty, silicone or not.

Hell, I’m licking my lips just looking at them.

This is the May issue of Esquire. Sure as hell worth the price if you don’t have a subscription.

Marissa Miller Works It at the ESPY Awards

Tracee — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 15:00:32 +0000

Here’s the ever-luscious Marissa Miller at the ESPY Awards.

She looks hot and all, there’s a hint of cleavage there, and the top looks like it could almost fall off- always an entertaining (hell, engrossing) thought.

Yet… yet… yet… may I suggest an, um, better (as in, TIGHTER) fit for the top of the dress? I think it would only flatter you, Marissa, really.

Your girls are seriously hot: they should NEVER be hidden.

Oh, and of course, your tits and ass are gorgeous, too. Nothing to be ignored.

Photos by Bauer-Griffin and Fame Pictures

Marissa Miller Works Her T&A

Tracee — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 10:11:12 +0000

Marissa Miller shows why she’s a popular model for Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue.

This is a model who actually has tits AND an ass. That is a true rarity these days.

And she knows how to work them, too.

Dammit, now I have to go find some old Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue mags…

(And don’t act like you don’t have them hidden, too. Right next to the Playboy stash.)

Photos by Bauer-Griffin

Marisa Miller on Pleasure Beach

Tracee — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 07:52:30 +0000

GQ has outdone themselves with this photoshoot. They took Marissa Miller to Pleasure Beach and got these pictures. Some things are perfectly named, aren’t they? These pictures sure as hell are a pleasure to look at. I enjoy these pictures so much, I’m ready to go out and buy this issue of GQ. They could jack up the price, and I wouldn’t care. It would be money well spent.

Marisa Miller Out On the Beach

thebrokenfarted — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 13:10:36 +0000

On every sunny day or sunny spot in the world, there always has to be a girl in a bikini. Luckily for us, that girl was Marisa Miller out for a photoshoot and not some 50-something obese lady. That well toned body deserves all the camera time it can get.

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thebrokenfarted — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 11:00:37 +0000

At this point, if Marisa Miller was promoting a new fragrance that was basically acid in a bottle, I, in my trance-like state, would nod yes and ask for two more. She could have a dictatorship in seconds controlled by her breasts alone, and I would be on the frontline being whipped by her henchmen, and I would still be praising her name. It’s tragic that Marisa doesn’t realize her full potential.

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Derek Hail — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 11:04:01 +0000

I’m getting really tired of posting insanely hot picture of Marisa Miller. It’s just not fair anymore. She makes every other woman on the planet look like Rosie O’Donnell in comparison and the last thing we need is millions of Rosie O’Donnells. Here’s some more unbearable pictures for you to sob gently over.

Marisa Miller has her own shoes?

Derek Hail — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:13:26 +0000

I can’t post anything about Marisa Miller anymore because it’s just fustrating the hell out of me. There’s just no explanation for a woman like this, unless she’s some kind of crazy cyborg out to kill us all.