Marisa Miller pictures and gossip

At this point, if Marisa Miller was promoting a new fragrance that was basically acid in a bottle, I, in my trance-like state, would nod yes and ask for two more.  She could have a dictatorship in seconds controlled by her breasts alone, and I would be on the frontline being whipped by her henchmen, [...]

I’m getting really tired of posting insanely hot picture of Marisa Miller.  It’s just not fair anymore.  She makes every other woman on the planet look like Rosie O’Donnell in comparison and the last thing we need is millions of Rosie O’Donnells.  Here’s some more unbearable pictures for you to sob gently over.

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I can’t post anything about Marisa Miller anymore because it’s just fustrating the hell out of me.  There’s just no explanation for a woman like this, unless she’s some kind of crazy cyborg out to kill us all.

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Marisa Miller, the hottest woman on the planet, went on MTV’s TRL and destroyed teenagers pants accross the nation when she gave them all raging boners.  I can barely contain myself when I see Marisa, can you imagine a 13 year old kid who’s just discovered the wonders of masterbation?  That kid is probably still [...]

What can be said about Marisa Miller that hasn’t already been said? Now that Gisele is gone and Alessandra Ambrosio is knocked up, Marisa is the “it” girl at Victoria Secret. How will she handle being the main girl? Will she crack under the pressure? Will she finally remove the restraining [...]

Things like the Victoria Secret Show after party are just not fair. Imagine, all the hottest women on the planet with their curves popping out of everywhere, drinking and having a great time. Now imagine yourself outside, not allowed to get inside. It’s really an injustice to all mankind. They stroll [...]

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Beyonce was the Cover of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, and although I think she didn’t deserve it, she did a great job.
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Although Joanna Krupa may not have been featured on the cover, there are still plenty of other pictures that prove why she was included in the issue.
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Have I mentioned how awesome the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue is? Marissa Miller deserved the cover much more than Beyonce. I may just be partial to blondes, but, Marissa is just a better looking woman than Beyonce.

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Marisa Miller bikini photoshoot seems untouched and unaltered. Although I’m sure she’s wearing a ton of makeup, she definitely is not like Eva Longoria or Teri Hatcher, where she absolutely needs cover up to step out of the house to look mildly attractive.

Time to take a break from reading and writing. Marissa Miller is the best way to spend ten minutes, but if you have more time, I suggest you give her more. She’s worth it.