When dealing with Mariah Carey and the festering rumors going around about her being pregnant, instead of believing the power of words, Ellen DeGeneres puts her faith in actions as she offers her giggly guest a glass of bubbly.

“You don’t have to answer that. Let’s just toast with champagne,” the chat maven benignly offered, after which Mimi became all flustered, first going the feigned shock route and then trying to insist that 3 p.m. was too early for her to start drinking.

“No, let’s toast to you not being pregnant,” Ellen insisted.

“I can’t believe her,” Mariah said. “Why would we toast to that? How about to the future? For both of our futures, who knows what they hold.”

She then only pretended to sip the bubbly.

So on second thought…”You’re pregnant,” Ellen said.

Now if Ellen DeGeneres’ show was more about undermining people and smashing rumors, then I possibly would be more than happy to sit between two obese housewives and watch the show.  Hell, I’d even bring the nachos and Little Debbie Cakes.

Additionally, could you imagine these things getting any bigger?

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Mariah Carey takes time out of her busy schedule to reflect back on her childhood with the press. One of the experiences she shares while growing up, was being a child to a poor single mother.

“I didn’t have the money to get… even really enough food,” she told Fashion Rocks magazine of her childhood.

Mariah, who was raised by a single mother, says the need for bare necessities helped drive her to stardom.

So, Mariah, you were forced to eventually sing for your supper. So you sang, and you eventually had one helluva supper. No wonder you’ve put on so much weight over the years; you practically didn’t know there was food outside of ramen noodles and fish sticks until you hit it big. Well now what you know what a filet mignon tastes like, you can refrain from the gorging and carry on like any normal whore would.

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Even though she’s now a married woman, Mariah Carey still craves the spotlight.  She made that clear by walking around the neighborhood wearing an insanely tight dress with no bra.  When is this broad going to give it a rest?  I really hope she’s not 60 and flaunting her body desperate for attention.  By then, Nick Cannon will probably have wiped her out.

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Nick Cannon has a tough living choice to make now that he is married to Mariah Carey.

Mariah showed off her spread (you’ll pardon the expression) in Architectural Digest — and Nick would be crazy not to move in to the Manhattan triplex. It has a steam room, an exercise room, an under-the-sea themed media room and a “closet” bigger than a normal apartment … or anywhere Nick’s probably been living.

Nick Cannon was probably sleeping outside the MTV studios waiting for his next show opportunity.  They love giving that dude shows.  Wild N’ Out was a horribly unfunny show that only idiots would enjoy.  I don’t think it’s going to be tough for him to move out of the studio he’s living in and into this obcenely big apartment.

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