Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Maria Menounos

Maria Menounos in purple

Derek Hail — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:40:08 +0000

Maria Menounos attended yet another pointless red carpet event this week. What’s the purpose of going to all these things? It’s pretty much all she does. I’ve never seen her in any movies or shows, aside from her reporting gig. Is this what she does with her time? The least she can do is have some fun while she’s there. Let’s get some pictures of her stumbling out of a club wasted making out with another chick and a boob hanging out of her shirt. Geez Maria, Come On!

Maria Menounos is 30

Derek Hail — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 01:09:06 +0000

This creepy guy is helping make Maria Menounos’ 30th birthday a memorable one. By supplying her with “the creepy guy in all the pictures”, she’s got a story to tell her grandkids. That’s why I think she should invite me to her next party. Nto only am I willing to be “that guy”, I’m willing to be the one that plows her at the end of the night. Two guys for the price of one! What a bargain!

Maria Menounos tries too hard

Derek Hail — Fri, 16 May 2008 11:48:33 +0000

Wy does Maria Menounos try so hard to be clean cut and classy? We all want to see her skanking it up and wearing practically nothing but she refuses to abide by our wishes. Why are you so defiant Maria? Why do you have to hide your super rocking breasts?

Maria Menounos tries to help

Derek Hail — Wed, 14 May 2008 11:10:37 +0000

I guess Maria Menounos just read that I don’t know and don’t really care who Blake Lively is, because here she is frolicking around the beach with her. It looks like they are playing some kind of game involving hot abs and great cleavage. I’m not sure what game that is but put me down for 3 rounds.