Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Maria Menounos

Maria Menounos Hits the Beach

Tracee — Fri, 06 May 2011 14:07:28 +0000

Damn. After looking at these pics of Maria Menounos on the beach, I may have to turn on shit like Entertainment Tonight just to see her again.

She sure as hell can fill up a bikini top, can’t she? And they look real: no bowling balls for this chick (not that I have anything against bowling balls, mind you).

Maria may be on vacation, but no one will forget (or replace) her ass with these pics. Hell, if Entertainment Tonight had her dressed in a bikini, ratings would triple.

I guarantee it.

Photos by FAME

Maria Menounos Knows How To Win At Football

Tracee — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 19:50:17 +0000

What do you do if you’re a scrawny little chick but you still want to win a game of football at the beach?

Maria Menounos knows: strip down to a skimpy little bikini and get yourself all wet! Who the hell would be focused on playing football when his opponent looks like this?

You know whatever dude she was playing with was probably just trying to throw the ball wildly enough to make her twist out of that top until her tits popped out.

You KNOW it.

Well, I’ll say one thing: Maria sure as hell qualifies for the MILF club. I’d be happy to hit that.

Photos by FAME

Maria Menounos in purple

Derek Hail — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:40:08 +0000

Maria Menounos attended yet another pointless red carpet event this week. What’s the purpose of going to all these things? It’s pretty much all she does. I’ve never seen her in any movies or shows, aside from her reporting gig. Is this what she does with her time? The least she can do is have some fun while she’s there. Let’s get some pictures of her stumbling out of a club wasted making out with another chick and a boob hanging out of her shirt. Geez Maria, Come On!

Maria Menounos is 30

Derek Hail — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 01:09:06 +0000

This creepy guy is helping make Maria Menounos’ 30th birthday a memorable one. By supplying her with “the creepy guy in all the pictures”, she’s got a story to tell her grandkids. That’s why I think she should invite me to her next party. Nto only am I willing to be “that guy”, I’m willing to be the one that plows her at the end of the night. Two guys for the price of one! What a bargain!

Maria Menounos tries too hard

Derek Hail — Fri, 16 May 2008 11:48:33 +0000

Wy does Maria Menounos try so hard to be clean cut and classy? We all want to see her skanking it up and wearing practically nothing but she refuses to abide by our wishes. Why are you so defiant Maria? Why do you have to hide your super rocking breasts?

Maria Menounos tries to help

Derek Hail — Wed, 14 May 2008 11:10:37 +0000

I guess Maria Menounos just read that I don’t know and don’t really care who Blake Lively is, because here she is frolicking around the beach with her. It looks like they are playing some kind of game involving hot abs and great cleavage. I’m not sure what game that is but put me down for 3 rounds.

Maria Menounos is pretty in pink

Derek Hail — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:15:51 +0000

Maria Menounos in a short dress is a pretty nice way to end the week. It’s also a pretty nice way to get uncomfortably aroused while at work. I see you all scootched under your desk like that. You’re not fooling anyone buddy You can untuck your shirt and carry a folder around in front of your crotch all you want, but I’m still calling Human Resources.

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Maria Menounos has boobs

Derek Hail — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 11:00:07 +0000

These pictures remind me of an interesting law that you may not be aware of. Did you know it’s illegal to yell “Motorboat!” and rub your face into a stranger’s cleavage? Yea, neither did I. It’s a bullshit law if you ask me.