Maria Menounos pictures and gossip

Maria Menounos attended yet another pointless red carpet event this week.  What’s the purpose of going to all these things?  It’s pretty much all she does.  I’ve never seen her in any movies or shows, aside from her reporting gig.  Is this what she does with her time?  The least she can do is have [...]

This creepy guy is helping make Maria Menounos’ 30th birthday a memorable one.  By supplying her with “the creepy guy in all the pictures”, she’s got a story to tell her grandkids.  That’s why I think she should invite me to her next party.  Nto only am I willing to be “that guy”, I’m willing [...]

Wy does Maria Menounos try so hard to be clean cut and classy?  We all want to see her skanking it up and wearing practically nothing but she refuses to abide by our wishes.  Why are you so defiant Maria?  Why do you have to hide your super rocking breasts?

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I guess Maria Menounos just read that I don’t know and don’t really care who Blake Lively is, because here she is frolicking around the beach with her.  It looks like they are playing some kind of game involving hot abs and great cleavage.  I’m not sure what game that is but put me down [...]

Maria Menounos in a short dress is a pretty nice way to end the week. It’s also a pretty nice way to get uncomfortably aroused while at work. I see you all scootched under your desk like that. You’re not fooling anyone buddy You can untuck your shirt and carry [...]

These pictures remind me of an interesting law that you may not be aware of. Did you know it’s illegal to yell “Motorboat!” and rub your face into a stranger’s cleavage? Yea, neither did I. It’s a bullshit law if you ask me.

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Yes, I know Maria.  You miss me when I’m not around.  Well, who can blame you, I am quite the specimen.   I know you’re busy rehearsing for that craptastic “Battle of the Choirs” show, but soon you’ll be home, where I can give you those sensual massages you love so much.  Holy crap, I [...]

5. Naomi Watts - Although it appears Naomi Watts stole a table cloth from Walmart, she didn’t look as heavy as Salma Hayek or as bored as Angelina Jolie. This is why she makes the list.

4. Ali Larter - Although she looks much better tearing people’s limbs from their bodies in Heroes, which begins airing [...]