All I can say about Mandy Moore in Details magazine is that her marriage must have really brought out some kind of kinkiness in her.  Seriously, when’s the last time you’ve not seen her in her full body armor…chastity belt and all?  My answer is NEVER, and therefore I like where this is heading…

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Mandy Moore expresses her distaste for  “famous guys who took advantage of her” on her new album “Wild Hope” in the song “Looking Forward to Looking Back.” According to Page Six, the song is about her cheataing ex-boyfriend, Zach Braff.

“There are references to his Hollywood Hills home in the song,” said one tipster. “We all assume it was about Zach, he was such a cheater.”

I didnt even know Mandy Moore still knew how to sing. She was so busy making shitty movies where she meets some boy who gets her into trouble with her parents.

Mandy Moore fractures her ankle 

Mandy Moore fractured her ankle by jumping off of a boat for a Self Magazine photo shoot, which further reaffirms the statement, the bigger they are, the harder they fall. Could you imagine a tall, lanky, obviously uncoordinated Mandy Moore, attempting to act like an acrobat? Damn girl, you can’t sing or act, what makes you think you can fly? According to People,

“It happened at the end of February in Mexico,” her rep says. “It was for one of the setups for the spread where she had to jump into the water.”

The only question is, is Self Magazine responsible for her broken ankle or is it Mandy Moore’s fault for being a clumsy mess?