Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Maggie Gyllenhaal

Maggie Gyllenhall’s Realization

thebrokenfarted — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 09:00:59 +0000

While in attendance at the GENART Soyjoy fashion show, Maggie Gyllenhall definitely reached one of those realizations about herself–she may not be the best looker. You may not see it now, but seeing her in “Dark Knight” only made half of the population realize how insanely huge those bags under her eyes get when she’s not under the right lighting. I can’t even begin to understand how she discovers this by looking up some chick’s skirt.

Maggie Gyllenhaal Sex Scene Disturbs Jake

Derek Hail — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 11:23:52 +0000

Jake Gyllenhaal admitted that sitting through his older sister’s, Maggie Gyllenhaal’s, sex scene in “Secretary” was extremely disturbing. According to the Post Chronicle,

“It’s funny, when she was first going for auditions everyone was telling her she wasn’t sexy, not sexual. I remember her buying a skimpy cut-off dress for one audition and it just wasn’t her. Now she is treated as a sex object. Strange.”

It seems Jake managed to leave out that sitting through any sex scene where a woman is involved would make him uncomfortable. I’m not saying he’s gay, I’m just saying he may or may not prefer a sex scene with Heath Ledger or Elton John or a young woman who looks like a boy. To each is own.

Maggie Gyllenhaal: “I’m No Katie Holmes”

Derek Hail — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 14:34:00 +0000

Maggie Gyllenhaal is set to play Rachel Dawes in the next installment of the Batman series, “The Dark Knight.” Despite replacing Katie Holmes, Maggie wanted to insure her fans that she is no Katie Holmes. According to MSNBC, Maggie said,

“I’m not walking into Katie Holmes’ performance,” Gyllenhaal said, reports WENN. “I’m thinking of it as an opportunity to play somebody who’s alive and smart. Chris (Nolan the director) asked me to do this because he wanted me, not because he wants some generic lady in a dress.”

I may not be fluent in the language of “women,” but I’m pretty sure Maggie just called Katie Holmes a bitch. Zing!

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Maggie Gyllenhaal Breast Feeds in Public

Derek Hail — Mon, 07 May 2007 18:20:10 +0000

Breast feeding is natural. Naturally disgusting in public. It may be a beautiful act of caring and nurturing, but the bottom line is, If I was innocently feeding a starving prostitute a protein shake, I would be arrested for indecent exposure and public indecency.

Alright, so it isn’t nearly the same circumstance, but why wouldn’t Maggie Gyllenhaal use a blanket to cover up the breast feeding? It’s only decent…

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