Madonna pictures and gossip

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Don’t do it! Don’t look! For the love of God someone tell Madonna to close her legs! If you stare closely between the gray wrinkly shanks lodged inbetween, I promise you that you will glimpse images of the impending apocalypse. In addition to this, someone needs to tell her those veiny arms she’s been [...]

Apparently Madonna originally wanted a baby by Jose Canseco.  Simply Stunning.
Jose Canseco details how the singer, 49, tried to romance him in 1991 even though, like baseball nemesis A-Rod, he was married at the time. (He first talked about the incident in his 2008 biography Vindicated.)
“She wanted to get married and have a child with [...]

This creature of unrelenting beauty is apparently Alex Rodriguez’ “fucking soulmate”.  USMagazine has the story.
New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez was smitten with Madonna six months ago when he was exchanging text messages with her while dining with a friend in Miami.
“He kept smiling, acting as if he was a little kid,” the dinner companion tells [...]

USMagazine must be desperate for stories because they are trying to insinuate that Alex Rodriguez and Madonna are…how can I put this…boning.
New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez was at Madonna’s Central Park West apartment in New York City shortly after his wife gave birth to their second daughter, Usmagazine.com has learned.
One source tells Us that Rodriguez, [...]

Enough is enough Madonna. You look ridiculous trying to run around and do dance moves in a music video. It’s kind of uncomfortable because I keep thinking her hip can pop out of place at any time. This whole song reminds me of the time in middle school when I payed someone [...]

I’ve always thought Madonna was tone def.  Now we have proof.
“I actually love Britney Spears’s new album,” she told New York’s Z100-FM Thursday. “I usually work out to her record. I do a combination of pilates and dance aerobics.”
Fantastic.  Now we know that working out to the Britney album will make you look like a [...]

Madonna and her lawyers are attempting to stop an investment firm specializing in Madonna memorobilia from releasing  17 love letters and 7 Polaroid pictures from the early 1990s that were originally sent to her then boyfriend, James Albright. According to the Metro,

The firm is now touting them around to the highest bidder and hoping [...]

“LOOK INTO THESE EYES!! BOTH AT ONCE!!?”
Madonna may have reached a new stage of ridiculousness. During the Live Earth concert, she demanded that journalists look her in the eye the whole time or they would get the boot. A rep for Madonna said:
She did not want to do any interviews, which I told [...]

Madonna, who adopted Malawi child David Banda several months ago, was caught in a car holding David without a seatbelt. Not only is this extremely dangerous, but it is against the law. According to the Daily Mail,
The incident happened in Los Angeles, where Madonna and her film director husband Guy Ritchie had been attending a [...]

Madonna, who recently adopted David Banda from Malawi, has raised several different issues of controversy about the adoption. First, the adoption caused an uproar among a child protection group, then she failed to give David’s father contact information, and now the truth is out about the legality of the adoption. According to the Chronicle, Angelina [...]

Madonna, who just recently adopted a Malawi boy, has decided she wants another child - a Malawi girl. The first orphan just felt so right that she needed another one. Immediately. According to the Daily Mail,
The pop queen has revealed she plans to adopt a second youngster from impoverished Malawi - this time a baby [...]

Madonna, who recently adopted a Malawi boy, David Banda, recently admitted she has no desire to be a mother or a wife. According to the Daily Mail,
“I have to be mom and and wife and there are times when I should have, you know, hung out with my kids, and I just said, “No, I [...]

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Madonna has [...]

Madonna, who is under scrutiny by a Malawi Human Rights group, explains how she plans to let David visit Malawi, eventually. According to the Daily Mail,
Madonna has insisted she will take baby David to visit Malawi when he is a grown-up and will let him decide where he wants to live.
Wow, how nice of Madonna…Raise [...]

Madonna, who recently adopted David Banda, is still opposed by a Malawi Human Rights group. Although they should be extremely greatful that a multi-millionaire is saving one of their children, according to the Chronicle,
The group will ask the judge to impose an injunction to ensure the pop queen and her husband Guy Ritchie returns to [...]

Madonna, who recently adopted a Malawian child David Banda, has ignited the protest of a child protection group otherwise known as, The Eye of the Child. According to the Sun, Boniface Mandere said,
“I don’t think that the High Court has any information about how Madonna is when it comes to child-rearing.
“We are concerned that the [...]

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Despite the Malawi’s bureaucrats announcement, Madonna did not adopt an impoverished African boy. According to Page Six, Madonna’s rep confirms,
“It is completely inaccurate. She has not adopted,” said her mystified spokeswoman, Liz Rosenberg.
Not only did Malawi fabricate the fact Madonna adopted, they created a complete story to go along side it.
Malawi officials made the startling [...]

Madonna topped Britney Spears’s world record for highest paid female singer. Britney, who has held the record since 2001, was uprooted and thrown aside because her paltry 38 million could not withstand Madonna’s 50 million dollar onslaught. In another huge upset, Britney Spears was also replaced by Janet Jackson as the most searched for female [...]

After Madonna has dumped Britney Spears, she has decidedly taken Lindsay Lohan under her wing. The Material Girl and the Fully Loaded star plan to record a duet and possibly film a movie. A source said,
They’re helping each other. Madonna is giving Lindsay advice on her music career and Lindsay wants to work on film [...]

Celebrity Plastic surgery is always good for a laugh or sympathy. It never turns out for the better, unless you’re extremely lucky and named Ashlee Simpson. (City Rag)
Paris Hilton goes to a party in her P.J.s which is interesting because nobody wants to see her with minimal clothing on. (Bricks and Stones)
Usher volunteers his sense [...]

Madonna supposedly has ended her friendship with Britney Spears because she gave up Kabbalah. Madonna has also requested Britney give back the 12th century Kabbalah book, which was a wedding present. A source told Britain’s Hot Star magazine,
Madonna spent months teaching Britney the Kabbalah system, and splashed out thousands on the ancient scripture [...]

Madonna’s gig in Las Vegas, Nevada was boring and a waste of time to one audience member in one of the front rows. Halfway through the performance, Madonna snapped reports The Scoop,
If you are only going to sit there, at least you can smile
Madonna should take this as the cue that her career is over. [...]

[tag]Madonna[/tag]’s marriage may be in some trouble according to her husband’s father, John Ritchie. The Queen of Pop is married to director [tag]Guy Ritchie[/tag]. John Ritchie talked about how Guy and Madonna moved out to LA because it was stress free, he was quoted as saying,
It’s easier for them out there because there is [...]

[tag]Madonna[/tag] has a new tour coming up. The “Confessions” tour doesn’t start until the end of May, but there is already an uproar in ticket prices. The tickets range from $140 to $280. I guess this would be a good time to assume someone didn’t sell enough records.
In regards to her “Confessions” tour, Madonna said it [...]