Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Madonna pictures and gossip


Grandma got run over by Timbaland

Enough is enough Madonna. You look ridiculous trying to run around and do dance moves in a music video. It’s kind of uncomfortable because I keep thinking her hip can pop out of place at any time. This whole song reminds me of the time in middle school when I payed someone [...]

Madonna has bad taste

I’ve always thought Madonna was tone def.  Now we have proof.
“I actually love Britney Spears’s new album,” she told New York’s Z100-FM Thursday. “I usually work out to her record. I do a combination of pilates and dance aerobics.”
Fantastic.  Now we know that working out to the Britney album will make you look like a [...]

Madonna’s Scandal: Nude Photographs and Love Letters

Madonna and her lawyers are attempting to stop an investment firm specializing in Madonna memorobilia from releasing  17 love letters and 7 Polaroid pictures from the early 1990s that were originally sent to her then boyfriend, James Albright. According to the Metro,

The firm is now touting them around to the highest bidder and hoping [...]

Madonna Wants YOUR FULL ATTENTION!

“LOOK INTO THESE EYES!! BOTH AT ONCE!!?”
Madonna may have reached a new stage of ridiculousness. During the Live Earth concert, she demanded that journalists look her in the eye the whole time or they would get the boot. A rep for Madonna said:
She did not want to do any interviews, which I told [...]

Madonna Endangers New Child’s Life

Madonna, who adopted Malawi child David Banda several months ago, was caught in a car holding David without a seatbelt. Not only is this extremely dangerous, but it is against the law. According to the Daily Mail,
The incident happened in Los Angeles, where Madonna and her film director husband Guy Ritchie had been attending a [...]

Madonna Nabs Malawi Boy while Father Chases with Pen and Paper

Madonna, who recently adopted David Banda from Malawi, has raised several different issues of controversy about the adoption. First, the adoption caused an uproar among a child protection group, then she failed to give David’s father contact information, and now the truth is out about the legality of the adoption. According to the Chronicle, Angelina [...]

Madonna Wants More Kids

Madonna, who just recently adopted a Malawi boy, has decided she wants another child - a Malawi girl. The first orphan just felt so right that she needed another one. Immediately. According to the Daily Mail,
The pop queen has revealed she plans to adopt a second youngster from impoverished Malawi - this time a baby [...]

Mother Madge’s Mother Escapade

Madonna, who recently adopted a Malawi boy, David Banda, recently admitted she has no desire to be a mother or a wife. According to the Daily Mail,
“I have to be mom and and wife and there are times when I should have, you know, hung out with my kids, and I just said, “No, I [...]

A Little bit of Gossip

Not Celebrity Related: What is better than celebrities? College girls making out.
Robbie Williams angers disabled groups. Pretty much the only group worth angering. Dlisted
Jake Gyllenhaal goes commando, lets penis flap in the wind. City Rag
Jennifer Aniston is Crushed by photographers, not Vince. Egotastic
Angelina Jolie is so hot she passed out. Hot Momma Gossip
Madonna has [...]

Madonna’s Devious Plan To Shock Her Child

Madonna, who is under scrutiny by a Malawi Human Rights group, explains how she plans to let David visit Malawi, eventually. According to the Daily Mail,
Madonna has insisted she will take baby David to visit Malawi when he is a grown-up and will let him decide where he wants to live.
Wow, how nice of Madonna…Raise [...]