Jessica Simpson, who is currently filming ‘Blonde Ambition‘ alongside Luke Wilson, is reportedly having problems remembering her lines. After several failed takes, the director gave her a headset so a crew member could feed her lines. According to the Chronicle, Popsugar reports,

A source is quoted by the Popsugar website as saying: “After the seventh take on the shoot, the director hid a microphone in her ear so a crew member could feed her lines. Everyone was embarrassed for her, but she laughed it off, saying, ‘I’m sorry everyone. I’m sorry.’”

‘Blonde Ambition’ is about a struggling business woman advancing up the corporate latter, which is completely ironic for a woman who can’t remember her lines. However, if Jessica Simpson is just wearing a bikini and climbing a regular ladder, I’ll watch it.

In much more entertaining news, Jessica Simpson kind of makes me feel like this

Jessica Simpson’s new project will be starring, alongside Luke Wilson, in “Blonde Ambition,” which is a “loose remake” of the 80s Melanie Griffith hit, “Working Girl.” According to the National Ledger,

“It’s going to be Jessica Simpson’s next film,” said producer (and former Malcolm in the Middle star) Justin Berfield. “It’s basically about a young woman’s journey into the corporate empire. She starts at the bottom and works her way to the top.”

Although Jessica was snubbed by Luke, they reconciled. With regard to the movie, it sounds like a terrible version of Legally Blonde. Instead of working as a lawyer, she’ll be in a corporate office where old men can call her sweet-heart, dear, and every other misogynistic word for a ‘Working Girl.’ So unless the movie is 90 minutes of Jessica sitting in a room being called Pumpkin, I won’t see it.

Jessica Simpson, who was recently snubbed by Luke Wilson when he claimed he would never act with her, is upset that she auditioned for two parts in the new movie, “Dallas” and didn’t receive either one of them. Jessica Simpson commented,

“I really thought I nailed it and had a chemistry read with Luke Wilson, who was playing Bobby.

“All of a sudden I get a call: not Pam. Everyone was saying I was going to be in Dallas, and I didn’t get the part. I did not get it. How embarrassing is that?” [source]

Yea like, really embarassing. I know how you feel girl, dont worry you’re so hot. Or, you’re an untalented actress who should concentrate on reinventing your image because lately you look terrible.

However, back when Jessica Simpson was hot, she use to occupy my fantasies daily.

The Jessica Simpson recent media smear campaign seems to be working in full effect. The question is, is the media to blame or is it some other source (*cough* Joe Simpson *cough*)? Jessica recently admitted she is bracing herself when the tabloids refer to her and her new co-star Luke Wilson as an item. The only problem is, she isn’t co-starring with Luke Wilson. According to MSNBC,

In September, Jessica lamented that she was “preparing myself” for the inevitable November tabloid covers that would link her to Wilson when she starts filming a role as his love interest in “Blonde Ambition.” And just last week, she told Jimmy Kimmel, “I’m going into doing another movie with Luke Wilson called ‘Blonde Ambition!’”

But a rep for Wilson told Star, “This project is in talks.” What’s more, a source told the tab, “Luke Wilson will never do a movie with Jessica Simpson.”

How would Jessica make such a huge misconception?  JOEY!

The insider suggests that the star’s manager dad Joe Simpson has been exaggerating prospects for the flick. “Joe is telling Jessica he’s getting big stars,” says the source. “Joe’s been working on it for months. It’ll end up having a bunch of nobodies if it happens. He was trying to get Meg Ryan to be the Sigourney Weaver character. It’s such a joke. He’s been sending out half-written scripts with personal letters to stars asking them to be in it.”

After seeing how Joe takes suggestive photos of his daughter, I woulnd’t be surprised if he was purposefully destroying Jessica for paparazzi money. I mean, he has two [daughters], he only needs one. Now we can all dance around the campfire as Jess gets dropped on the flames. Joe will be playing the bongos and Ashlee will be trying to collect the remaining pieces of her sister so her plastic surgeon knows what to change on herself.