I hear Raven Symone’s losing weight, but she’s still got those luscious ladies, so I don’t care.

Now check out these luscious links:

• Hilary Duff poses for Danskin workout wear. YES! – Moe Jackson
• Ashley Tisdale needs to stop sulking. She’s too HOT to sulk. – I’m Not Obsessed
• We don’t see a whole lot of starlet Rachel Nichol, so she needs to look WAY hotter than this when we do! (Nice legs, though.) – Celebslam
• Brooke Hogan goes NAKED for PETA. And Hulk Hogan wins Creepy Ass Dad of the Year Award for ogling the ad. – The Blemish
• Britney Spears gives realty TV famewhore Pauly D a LAP DANCE. No damn justice in this world. – Yeeeah
• Emma Stone’s got some nice LEGS. Can’t wait to see how they’re showcased in the Spider-Man reboot. – CityRag
• Check out Gisele’s hot ASS in a bikini. Ass men, don’t say I never did anything for you. - Hollywood Tuna

Photo by FAME

Christina Ricci is pretty and has nice legs, but she needs to stop being so damn cheap and buy herself a pair of TITS already!

Now check out these luscious links:

• Miranda Kerr shows off her LEGS. – Moe Jackson
• Beyonce is KNOCKED UP! Damn I mean, Congrats! – I’m Not Obsessed
• Eddie Cibrian needs to FORCE FEED LeAnn Rimes already. – Celebslam
• Kendall Jenner is going to be the next Kardashian inflected on us. At least let them get to legal age, Kris! – The Blemish
• Minka Kelly is On The Market again. – Yeeeah
• Zoe Saldana is HOT. Need to see her kick ass in Colombiana. – CityRag
• Rihanna shows off her Oral SKILLZ with some ice cream. – Hollywood Tuna

Abby Clancey made a hell of a splash in this dress. MORE, please!

Now check out these luscious links:

• Maxim does some RISQUE business with Chuck star Yvonne Strahovski. – Moe Jackson
• What do you think of dressing up a 3-year-old girl as a PROSTITUTE? Should the Mom be arrested or applauded? – I’m Not Obsessed
• Rachel Taylor flashes some ASS CHEEKS on the Charlie’s Angels set. Hell Yeah I’ll be tuning in! – Celebslam
• Tara Reid is already letting herself go now that she’s married. Poor dumbass dude who married her. – The Blemish
• Lady Gaga is BANGING somebody new. Just goes to show what FAME can get you. – Yeeeah
• Brooke Burke’s real talent: FILLING OUT a bikini! – CityRag
• Now Lily Aldridge dresses like a bride SHOULD dress. - Hollywood Tuna

Kate Upton, you look so lovely: why the face?

Check out these luscious links:

• Bar Refaeli is looking as HOT as ever as she goes back to work. – Moe Jackson
• Lindsay Lohan is still ENJOYING the night life. – I’m Not Obsessed
• Keeley Hazell’s lovely ladies BARELY fit into this bikini top. – Celebslam
• LeAnn Rimes shows off her fake TITS. They look good, though. – The Blemish
• Candice Swanepoel goes TOPLESS. Somehow, I thought she had bigger tits than that? – Yeeeah
• The real reason many of us watch women’s tennis: to check out the HOTTIES. – CityRag
• Abigail Clancey goes SEE-THRU for her dress. YES! – Hollywood Tuna

Rashida Jones is working the Sexy & Smart thing. No complaints here.

Now check out these luscious links:

• Is Madonna starting to look TOO much like a wax figure? – Moe Jackson
• Chace Crawford needs to hit THIS ass. Consider it a perk of being a TV star. – I’m Not Obsessed
• Micaela Schaefer can certainly fill out a BIKINI top. – Celebslam
• So this is why Kim Kardashian a mystery buyer is trying to get her SEX TAPE off the market: then Kim and Kris Humphries can sell the HONEYMOON video! – The Blemish
• Paz de la Huerta shows IT ALL off for Agent Provocateur. – Yeeeah
• This dog knows about the IMPORTANT things in life. – CityRag
• Cindy Crawford is still a RED HOT mama. – Hollywood Tuna

Maria Menunous is a HOT Piece of Ass. Learn something new every day.

Now check out these luscious links:

• Is Justin Timberlake hitting THAT again? Did he hit a dry spell or did he actually miss Jessica Biel? – Moe Jackson
• Chaz Bono is one FAT ASS dude. – I’m Not Obsessed
• Did Chris Brown tap this ass (aka Lindsay Lohan)? – Celebslam
• Lady Gaga wore a FAKE dick to the VMAs. Chick is crazy. – The Blemish
• Julianne Hough’s HOT cell phone pics were hacked. Or leaked. – Yeeeah
• Cameron Diaz shows off her ASS & LEGS. – CityRag
• Adrian Lima. TOPLESS. ‘Nuff said. – Hollywood Tuna

I’m ready to see some more of Anna Torv in Fringe. This season, though, they need to send her to an alternate universe where we get to see some more of that BODY.

Check out these luscious links:

• Megan Fox has got some meat on those bones, making that body even MORE luscious. – Moe Jackson
• Amy Winehouse had NO illegal drugs in her system at the time of her death. Unsafe detox? Damn. – I’m Not Obsessed
• LeAnn Rimes needs to look at before-and-after pics of Megan Fox and eat a sandwich. Or TEN. – Celebslam
• Milla Jovovich doesn’t look as HOT as Rihanna in a bikini, but she’s not bad. - The Blemish
• Ryan Gosling broke up a street fight. BADASS! – Yeeeah
• Alexander Skarsgard looks HIGH as a damn kite here. – CityRag
• Kelly Brook won the bikini showdown. JUSTICE! – Hollywood Tuna

Here’s one of my favorite Aussie chicks: Lucy Pinder. Tits That POP.

Now check out these luscious links:

• Vanessa Hudgens apparently is experimenting after chopping off those luscious links. It’ll grow back, honey. – Moe Jackson
• Ke$ha FLICKED OFF her fans. Goal = edgy. Actual result = disgusting (as usual for Ke$ha). - I’m Not Obsessed
• Sharon Stone wants to be noticed, but this attempt is FAR less effective than when she FLASHED us in Basic Instinct. – Celebslam
• Bar Refaeli is FOOTLOOSE and FANCY FREE now that she’s dumped Leo DiCaprio’s ass. – The Blemish
• Jim Carrey shows how DESPERATE and CREEPY his old ass is as he tries to get into Emma Stone’s pants. – Yeeeah
• Blake Lively: SEXY on the rise. Yeah, I agree with that. – CityRag
• Hilary Duff may be knocked up, but she’s still looking HOT. – Hollywood Tuna