Now you all KNOW I  think Lindsay Lohan has a hot bod.

The chick’s probably a nightmare to be around and has probably drank/smoked whatever brains she was born with away, but you have to admit, Lindsay is HOT.

Those tits and legs are works of beauty. So in terms of looking at her (or banging her), I’m sure Lindsay has no problem getting some action.

Not sure anybody would hire her to act (hell, would YOU trust this lush to get her pretty ass to work every day?), but I don’t mind checking out the photoshoots.

Vanity Fair Italy editors weren’t fools: they knew who would sell.

Okay, this may seem cruel, but let’s just be honest: Lindsay Lohan has gone so far off the deep end, we all know she’s pretty much lost.

The one thing Lindsay had going for her was her body (her face? Looks like she’s pushing 50 and the chick isn’t even 25 yet- it’s the best “Just Say No to Drugs” warning I can think of).

These pictures of her in a bikini in Miami have me seriously worried the chick’s even losing that once-hot body of hers. ‘Cause let’s face it, these pics are NOT hot.

Is Lindsay developing a damn beer belly?

She better use her time in house arrest to whip that ass into shape.

I can see why she didn’t want her picture taken, but Linds, you should really be grateful. The paparazzi are the assholes keeping the embers of your career alive. Smile for them.

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The photo agency had an interesting caption with these pictures: “Lindsay Lohan is lucky to be wearing those colors poolside and not in prison.”

Damn straight she is: at this point we all know Lindsay’s ass should be locked up. Celebrity justice (and if you don’t believe me, try walking out of a jewelry store without paying for a piece of jewelry and see what the hell happens to your dumb ass).

But I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: this alcoholic klepto has a body that makes a man drop to his knees in thanks. Check out those TITS.

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You have to give credit Lindsay Lohan for one thing: the chick’s got guts.

Who gives a damn if she could be headed to prison for felony grand theft? Lindsay seizes the opportunity at her arraignment to let the world know that, recovering drug addict or not, klepto or not, she is Hot As Hell.

I wholeheartedly approve of Lindsay in her little white dress.

LOOK at those tits. And those legs. Hell, the paparazzi were even able to get an ass shot.

It would be a crime to cover up a body like that in one of those shitty prison uniforms. Well, I bet Lindsay won’t have any trouble making friends in prison.

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Lindsay Lohan was spotted going somewhere to do something.

On one hand, her clothes are looking a little rough. But I don’t mind: the chick’s got a great pair of legs, so the view is fantastic.

Now if we could just get a good peek at that rack, it would all be great.

Well, Lindsay looks like she’s staying sober, so that’s a good thing. Who knows what the hell will happen with that whole fiasco with the Betty Ford Center worker who first wanted Lindsay prosecuted for criminal battery and then dropped the charges.

Now there’s word she may have been offered money to drop the charges. The DA, at least, is suspicious.

Not good.

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Recovering trainwreck Lindsay Lohan apparently is still known throughout the world. This photoshoot was done for India’s Maxim.

Well, I have to hand it to Lindsay: she looks as hot as always. Those tits and legs are practically works of art. Hell, that whole body is practically a work of art.

Now if she can only get her shit together and stay sober so we can see that gorgeous body on screen more…

I’m pulling for Lindsay. Hopefully her time at the Betty Ford Center helped her kick the drugs and alcohol for good. The chick really can act.

Now, Lindsay, you just need to choose a movie project that has some “artistically necessary” nudity. I’ll buy first in line to buy a ticket.

Lindsay doesn’t look too happy leaving the courthouse (see above). I don’t know why: the chick got off with serving less than a third of her jail time or time in rehab, so what the hell is she upset about?

Maybe she thought giving the judge some tit action with that sheer top and showing off those legs would get her something else. Hell, I’d probably give Lindsay just about anything she asked for if she offered up a private striptease (she’d have to show me ALL the goods, though), so it’s probably best I’m not a judge.

When she met with executives at Fox studios, I see she covered up her tits a little bit more. That was probably for the best. Entertainment executives get to see so much T&A, you probably can’t get anything with that shit anymore. Oh well.

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So Lindsay Lohan surrendered to authorities today. Lindsay cannot pass go; she must go Straight To Jail.

But on to more important shit: LOOK at Lindsay. She looks HOT. I’m sure her fellow prisoners are crying about her being kept in isolation. I would be.

Check out that rack. Not to mention those legs. Yeah, I can see why the Inferno director is willing to wait until she’s out of jail (and rehab) so she can play Linda “Deepthroat” Lovelace. Lindsay is made for the role (physically).

Never let it be said that I don’t give credit where credit is due.

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