Lindsay Lohan pictures and gossip

Lindsay Lohan celebrated her 23rd birthday in multiple bikinis. My kind of celebration. She was in a VIP area of the Cabana. I’d have gone. If I was invited. Just to, you know, hang out. Make sure she isn’t lonely. For a night.

It looks like Lindsay Lohan will have those tiny moments of “ha-ha I told you so,” when it comes to her latest break in.  Thanks to her survelliance cameras, it was uncovered that her alarm system wasn’t accidentally tripped, but was triggered after burglars tried to break in.  However, the pig sty is still all [...]

Now would be a great time for Lindsay Lohan to invest in a maid, because news is spreading fast that her taste for living with ugly things goes deeper than dating Samantha Rohan.
On Tuesday, reports the Associated Press, officers responded to a 3 p.m. call from a security company that the burglar alarm went off [...]

The coming summer is a perfect time to relish in a little romance, and I’m quite sure Lindsay Lohan agrees.  Opting today to actually spend her time in a bikini at a beach in Hawaii, here she is hard at work trying out her new chick pickup manuever.
Something makes me think she wish she packed [...]

It’s really hard to tell if Lindsay Lohan’s decision to sunbathe in this location is due to the economy or her love for Mother Earth.  In one instance, she saves the world indirectly setting shop outside her door instead of riding in a limo, or she rather not contribute to damaging the ozone.  In a [...]

Lindsay Lohan, I’m not sure if you’re trying to get some fake lesbian movement underway with the courtesy of Melanie Brown or you guys are just banding together the world’s first washed up dream team.  Whatever the purpose, I’m sure those saggy boobs and flappy underarm skin will get you places–perhaps not to good ones, [...]

Lindsay Lohan at some point is going to realize that that thing that her and Samantha Ronson have going on right now is more than a “break,” it’s a freaking “break up.”  When she does, and the super crazy red-headed Godzilla rises to the surface and makes its mark on the cover of every gossip rag after [...]

We all saw it coming, now it has finally been realized.  Whereas Lindsay Lohan claims the split between herself and Samantha Ronson is just a “break,” the lock change on the house and the weekend Lindsay ban on a Ronson club party just about speaks more than that.
Now, Lindsay Lohan exclusively tells E! News that [...]

What kind of person would I be to not grant Lindsay Lohan the attention she demands, but is so unworthy of?  Even Britney Spears as got around to making herself useful, you know.  Featured in Nylon magazine, I’m sure the editors had to scrap the idea of issue with 1999s themed music on it, because [...]

Nowadays it’s always nice to see Lindsay Lohan sans Samantha Ronson, even if it means black and white photos from Interview magazine.  The piece of mind exhuberated here is a lot more relaxing than the loud cat fights that unfortunate victims of circumstance have to experience everytime they’re within 50 miles of the couple…
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“Screw your freezing New Years in Times Square!” was said in unison as Lindsay Lohan strolled through the salty sands of Miami Beach amongst a crowd of oogling beach babies.  With no Samantha Ronson in sight and Lindsay’s freckly shanks exposed, if this red haired light weight had passed out from the sun, I’m sure [...]

Lindsay Lohan is still feeling the love of her fans every now and then, unfortunately most of the ones left seem to be nothing but psychopaths in the midst of a middle life crisis.
Scottsdale police say they arrested a Phoenix man early Wednesday after he allegedly pushed a nightclub security guard while trying to get [...]

When it comes to the ever looming battle for social networking between Myspace and Facebook, Lindsay Lohan may be taking Tom’s side. Why?  Because Facebook kicked her account believing her to be an imposter.
“At first I laughed,” Lohan writes, “but then I got angry. Angry because, with ALL the people that PRETEND to be me [...]

For those of you trying to recover the clues to the seemingly demise of Lindsay Lohan’s fur coat this weekend, it was by the PETA train, with flour, at a Paris nightclub.  While Lohan didn’t have much to say about the incident, her “man” was definitely flamed enough to wait until the day after to [...]

What may appear to be just another celebrity, namely Lindsay Lohan, dodging from the scrutiny of the public eye, could be a cry for help.  Seriously, has anyone ever seen her read a book?  With the ongoing development of technology, I’m guessing she’s having a hard time trying to work the damn thing.
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To celebrate what must have been the official “Coming-Out Day” in the gay world’s calender.  Lindsay Lohan, another soul naive enough to think the rest of the world is as mentally challenged as her, puts on a pair of her dusty butch pants, and mans up about her relationship with SamRo on the radio.
The 22-year-old [...]

No matter how gay or screwed up Lindsay Lohan might be, when she doesn’t speak and looks good on top of that, all is made up for for at least ten minutes or so.  And now the world will resume preying upon her soul in 5…4…3…

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Lindsay Lohan and her father Michael Lohan reach somewhat of a climax in their flame wars which of course has been followed by the close eyes of the media.  Of course, it has been hard not to notice since Mike has been serving her ass in front of the rolling cameras and microphones while his [...]

Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael Lohan confirmed to the masses that he and his very young girlfriend are engaged! What a lovely couple. Anyways, moving on. Michael goes on to gossip with the press about various things including Lindsay’s recent obsession with girlfriend SamRo:
“People like Samantha Ronson don’t need to be around Lindsay. [...]

Lesbian Lovers: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson
Everyone knows that you only go and rent movies to watch with a girl if you are trying to get in her pants, especially if said girl has fantastic breasts like Lindsay Lohan.  It’s obvious that’s what Samantha Ronson is trying to do here.  She’s going to wait until [...]

Yea, so apparently someone figured out how to hack into Myspace thanks to a leak in Yahoo’s security.  This means you can see ANYONE’S pictures even if their MySpace is private.
Thanks to “data portability,” a faddish technology movement that the Valley has been buzzing about for months, you can see any profile you want on [...]

Lindsay Lohan has been linked with Samantha Ronson for a while now and it looks like those allegations might be partly true.
In one shot Lindsay nuzzles the DJ’s neck, while in another they’re holding hands leaving at 5.30am.  The pair were in Cannes attending P DIDDY’S exclusive yacht party.
A fellow guest said: “They looked like [...]

I love it when the papparazzi go all Mission Impossible to get bikini pictures.  These pictures are behind trees and bushes and you know the guy is probably hiding in a trash can or something.  It’s like Inspector Gadget is taking these pictures.  You would think he could Go-Go Gadget fire hose or something.  Soak [...]

As if the leggings didn’t give it away. It’s obviously Lindsay Lohan. We all know she looks great without a shirt on, but these leggings are making her ass look a bit strange. An ass just doesn’t dent in like that. She’s got to be wearing something weird under those tights. [...]

Sorry guys, the Lindsay Lohan sex tape just doesn’t exhist.
Lindsay Lohan’s ex boyfriend Calum Best denies that images making the rounds are from a sex tape of them.
“Sorry to disappoint you, but it’s not Calum in the tape,” his rep tells Usmagazine.com.
Grainy photographs of a young woman vaguely resembling Lohan were posted online this week [...]

A post in the Gossip Rocks forum claims that this is a screen cap of the Lindsay Lohan sex tape. I obviously had to cut the man meat out of the picture but the whole thing can be found here (NSFW!). Is it Lindsay? It could really be any blonde chick since [...]

What’s the best way to celebrate your nude pictorial being published? Drinkin! At least according to the “rehabbed” Lindsay Lohan. Watch as she tries to play off her drunken stumble by passing out in the car. You’re almost as clever as Carmen Sandiego Lindsay. I’ll find that crafty bitch one day.
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Here is Lindsay Lohan, completely naked and topless in New York Magazine, posing as Marilyn Monroe in the world famous “The Last Sitting.” For those of you who are unfamiliar with “The Last Sitting” you can check out the original images here. (NSFW)
Marilyn Monroe’s original photo set became famous because it was her last [...]

I guess Lindsay didn’t lose her hot bikini body while she was in rehab because here she is frolicking on the beach. I’m assuming she’s getting ready to do some push ups or she dropped her keys or something. I don’t care really, it’s a nice chance to see some fantastic side boob. [...]

Lindsay Lohan was caught without her leggings yesterday walking around with a new guy.  I don’t know the story behind this dude and I really don’t care.  It looks like Lindsay is getting a little pootch in her belly.  I am always amazed when guys say that Lindsay has an awesome body.  I mean, I [...]

This picture from New Years Eve looks like Lindsay is trying to inhale that bottle of champagne.   I’ve never seen someone so determined to get a taste.  So I guess she blew her sobriety.
Blair Berk, Lindsay’s lawyer, told TMZ, “The good news was that Lindsay stopped herself that night, called her sponsor, and got [...]

Well, as reported earlier, the dude that was boning Lindsay Lohan has contacted the paparazzi and says he’s got private pictures of Lindsay in “various stages of undress”.  Now these few first pictures are tame, but where there are pictures there is usually a video.  A Lindsay Lohan sex video.  Let me say that again [...]

So that douche that got to have sex with Lindsay Lohan told reporters that she is a sex addict.
Lindsay Lohan’s rehaboyfriend, perennial arrestee Riley Giles, kisses and tells to British mag News of the World — claiming Lindsay craved marathon sex with him. “She’d demand sex again and again. We’d go at it for hours.”
This [...]

Lindsay Lohan, who recently split from snowboarder star Riley Giles, has supposedly shacked up with Heath Ledger in New York. According to FF,
A source told Australia’s New Weekly magazine: “Lindsay and Heath hit it off straight away. When she left the club she started texting him straight away and they hooked up a few times [...]

Lindsay Lohan, who recently completed rehab for alleged alcoholism and drug addiction, was supposedly drinking over Thanksgiving weekend. While her friend revealed that her problem was never alcohol, it was drugs, it still defeats the purpose of completing rehab. According to the Dailiy News,
After a late-night visit to the Beatrice Inn on Monday, says the [...]

Lindsay Lohan, as part of a plea deal, is required to serve four days in jail, or two days in jail and ten days of community service. Lindsay obviously chose the latter and was seen at an American Red Cross in a L.A. suburb yesterday, reports People.
The actress was spotted at an American Red Cross [...]

Here is Lindsay Lohan getting out of a car flashing black panties to the paparazzo’s camera, which ultimately means one thing. Lindsay is now rehabilitated, but is still starving for attention. After spending a majority of her time in Utah, I can’t say that I’m surprised. “The Utah Statesmen” doesn’t cover news like this. The [...]

Here is Lindsay Lohan leaving Cedars Sinai Mental Health facility with a fake ass tan. Or, maybe it isn’t a tan and she’s dressing up as a carrot for Halloween. Or better yet, maybe she recently watched Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory and decided to dress up as an Oompa Loompa. Whatever the case, this pumpkin [...]

Here are some Lindsay Lohan pictures where she is showing off the infamous side-boob pose. Sure it may not be as classy as the squint and grin that runway models use, but Lindsay Lohan isn’t on the runway now is she? Just because a person is a skidmark doesn’t necessarily mean they’re going some place [...]

With the recent news breaking that Michael Lohan is supposedly a slut, the divorcee was tossing around the name Virginia Bertolino as the reason for her claims. Even though Michael Lohan admitted to meeting Virginia’s family, he denied any sexual relations with the 41 year old mother of three, reports Page Six. However, whether or [...]

Lindsay Lohan’s father, Michael Lohan is allegedly a slut. He was supposedly in a “hot and heavy” intimate relationship with a Long Island divorcee until she found out he was dating another girl as well. The other girl is allegedly a 41 year old mother of three who works for Century 21 real-estate and her [...]

Steve-O, while on air for the Howard Stern show, alleged that Lindsay Lohan took a bag of coke him. According to Page Six, Steve-O said,
Lohan took what he called the “Boog Suge” from him after she forgot her wallet in his bathroom and came back to his place to get it. There’s even proof she [...]

In October 2005, Lindsay Lohan’s Mercedes-Benz crashed into Raymundo Ortega’s van. Raymundo is now suing Lohan and seeking at least $200,000 in damages. Since the judge has refused to dismiss lawsuit, the trial is set to begin next April. According to Metro,

Ortega claims Lohan was fleeing paparazzi and was under the influence of alcohol [...]

Lindsay Lohan’s mother, Dina Lohan, is being sued for allegedly scamming business man Antonio Almeida out of $400,000. According to Page Six,
he lent her four years ago to kick-start daughter Lindsay’s music career. Almeida’s lawyer, A. Raymond Hamrick, says some of the dough was used to record songs with Gloria Estefan’s husband, Emilio Estefan, who [...]

If you aren’t tired of Lindsay Lohan by now, I’d be shocked, but here is some new interesting news. Ali Lohan, Lindsay Lohan’s sister, wrote an email to 24Sizzler exposing her father for what he really is. A deadbeat. According to 24 Sizzler, Ali wrote,
Hi david this is ali lohan, i want everybody to know [...]

Despite being caught by the police driving a vehicle under suspicion of DUI, Lindsay Lohan’s uncle claims Lindsay’s ex-assistant, Tarin Graham, is the p roblem. According to the ShowBuzz, the uncle said,
Graham “is a problem individual and Lindsay was trying to help her out,” Chris Sullivan told the New York Post.
Sullivan told the newspaper that [...]

Despite being arrested on suspicion of DUI and drug possession, Lindsay Lohan insists that she is innocent. Acccording to TMZ, Lindsay told Hollywood’s Billy Bush,
“Yes. I am innocent… did not do drugs they’re not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin’s mom. I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy.”
You hear that judge? The [...]

Given the recent Lindsay Lohan jail debacle, people have been snatching up domain names like lohanbusted.com and lohaninjail.com. While most of the sites have been reportedly for sale (TMZ), LindsayLohanJail.com was listed on ebay for $500,000 earlier today.
In addition, according to TMZ, lilodui.com claims to be the one stop source for the Lindsay Lohan train [...]

TMZ obtained the Lindsay Lohan mugshot and it is just as funny as I would have imagined. The look of complete shock on Lindsay’s face leads me to believe the cop taking the picture was molesting his knight stick. I mean, why else would her eyes bulge that far out of her head? Coke? Nah…
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Lindsay Lohan, who recently completed a stay in rehab, was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving early Tuesday. She was pulled over by the Santa Monica Police department after they spotted her car chasing another vehicle. According to AP,

Authorities conducted a field sobriety test and then transported Lohan to the police department.
The 21-year-old actress was [...]

This is Lindsay Lohan supposedly on her way to an AA meeting. Surprisingly, she isn’t holding a bottle of vodka or a bag of coke. Rehab must have been a huge success. The only question remaining is “will it last?”

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“The blonde, second from the right, looks retarded in the face.”
Fresh out of rehab and right into Vegas, Lindsay Lohan clearly doesn’t have her life in order. But now things are about to get a lot worse. A celebrity gossip site, Celeb Slam claims to have spoken to Lindsay Lohan about missing naked [...]

After a long, eventful stay at Promise’s Rehab, it appears Lindsay Lohan is completely rehabilitated. Here she is seen partying with several other people and she was not pictured holding an alcoholic beverage of any kind or toting around a mirror to do a line. I’m impressed.

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While it’s extremely easy to hate Lindsay Lohan as a person, it’s nearly impossible to hate her as a girl in a bikini. I’m quite aware that most of my DererkHail.com female readers hate looking at random celebrity bikini pictures, but I can’t help myself. This is one of the only chances to praise Lindsay [...]

I’m a little confused. This is Lindsay Lohan celebrating her 21st birthday in a bikini and it’s almost perfect. Cleavage? Check. Flat stomach? Check. Blue hooker platforms? How out of place are those shoes at that party. I understand that she’s the birthday girl and she can do what she wants to, but come on [...]

Lindsay Lohan, who has recently extended her stay in rehab, has decided to move out of the Sierra Towers in L.A. According to NY Daily News, an insider said,
“The Sierra Towers is party central,” “Lindsay has made the decision not to be around that when she gets out.”
Either Lindsay has really decided to change her [...]

Earlier today, police revealed to TMZ that in addition to finding a “usable amount of cocaine” in Lindsay’s crashed car, Lindsay Lohan tested positive for cocaine and was nearly twice the legal limit for blood alcohol content. According to TMZ,
We’re told that the Beverly Hills Police Dept. could present the case to the Los [...]

With the Paris Hilton jail scandal winding down, there is rumor that a major film company is negotiating to create a Paris Hilton biopic with Lindsay Lohan as the star and Britney Spears singing the soundtrack, reports the Daily Mail (via M&C).
Considering each major female in this movie has either been in rehab or jail, [...]

Dina Lohan revealed to People magazine that Lindsay Lohan is doing great in Promises rehab centre. So great in fact, she is joining the extended care programme. According to M&C, Dina said,
“I talk to her every day. She’s going to do Promises’ extended care programme.”
The programme, which includes group therapy, is designed to help patients [...]

When news broke that Lindsay Lohan planned to extend her stay in rehab, I immediately thought to myself, “Finally, she’s taking her life seriously.” However, now that I see what Promises rehab facility is all about, who would want to leave? As a matter of fact, I’d like to commit myself right now. I need [...]

Lindsay Lohan, who checked herself into rehab after being charged with driving under the influence, has decidedly canceled her 21st birthday party at Pure nighclub in Las Vegas. According to the Chronicle,
“The party was canceled officially over two weeks ago. We were confused why Pure was even still promoting it.
“But Lindsay will not be having [...]

Amidst several other lesbian rumors, Lindsay Lohan has supposedly found a new friend in rehab. Dori Cooperman.
Dori checked herself into a rehab facility two weeks ago in Arizona, but left for Promises because it was much more “hip.” Shortly after checking herself into rehab, she was allegedly spotted with Lohan going to the gym. However, [...]

Lee Weaver, Lindsay Lohan’s former bodyguard, has decided to speak out about Lindsay Lohan’s personal life. According to News of the World, Lee Weaver said,
“I lost count of the times I thought she was overdosing and had to carry her out of parties. Every morning I’d breathe a sigh of relief when she was still [...]

After the Lindsay Lohan knife photos surfaced, I decided to hold off posting the pictures until the identity of the mysterious brunette was confirmed. Today, the New York Post has revealed that the sexy, tanned girl in the knife pictures is Vanessa Minnillo and it may very well hurt her career as someone who interviews [...]

One of the best ways to get through a tough time is to seek social support. This is why there are sponsors in Alcoholics Anonymous. Calum Best, who was exposed as a man who allegedly snorts cocaine off of prostitutes, has decided to contact Britney Spears to request help for Lindsay Lohan in rehab. According [...]

Despite having completed a rehab stint earlier this year (07), Lindsay Lohan is enjoying her second stay amongst drug addicts and alcoholics. According to the Chronicle, Lindsay’s friend, Nate Newell, said,
“She’s happy where she is and is just taking time to herself to learn and be okay. I’ve been in touch with her and she [...]

Lindsay Lohan, who has checked herself into Promises rehab facility recently, has allegedly attempted to kill herself on several occasions. According to Star, an insider said,
“She grabbed a knife and started cutting at her wrists. A friend made her stop.”
“Lindsay needs to go back into rehab, then spend time soul searching and getting to the [...]

Lindsay Lohan, who willingly joined rehab on Memorial Day after a drunk driving car crash on May 26th, desires privacy in rehab while she combats  her medical condition. According to the Chronicle, Lindsay Lohan’s representatives said,
“Because this is a medical matter, it is our hope that the press will appreciate the seriousness of the situation [...]

During the Memorial Day holiday vacation, if you were away from the internet and the gossip world like I was, you missed the Lindsay Lohan car crash. To sum it up, a young, stupid girl, may or may not have had too much to drink alongside an alleged cocaine addiction, which caused a fantastic car [...]

Lindsay Lohan, a supposedly rehabilitated alcoholic, allegedly has Svedka sponsoring her 21st birthday party, which would net the resident party girl up to seven figures. According to NY Daily News,
Her rep said, “I am unaware of who is sponsoring Lindsay’s birthday, as I am not the one planning it.”
But Lohan’s lawyer Mike Heller confirmed the [...]

Lindsay Lohan, who allegedly stole over $10,000 in clothing and accessories, is not being charged with grand theft because of lack of evidence. In addition, while she was placed at the scene of the crime, it is reported that the house sitter invited her over to pick up some clothing. According to Yahoo News,
“The bottom [...]

As reported earlier, Lindsay Lohan was placed at the top of the Maxim Hot 100 list for 2007. Last night, at the Maxim party, Lindsay Lohan was present wearing the ugliest dress I have ever seen. I mean, I have heard of beer goggles distorting your vision, but I have never heard of asshole goggles [...]

While Lindsay Lohan is off making a name for herself and her glorious acting career self-destructive behavior, Dina Lohan, Lindsay’s mom, supports her daughter and her choices. According to US Magazine, when Dina was asked if Lindsay is at the clubs too much, Dina said,
“This [premieres and parties] is the fun part of the business. [...]

In Maxim’s 8th annual “Hot 100″ list, Lindsay Lohan was deemed the hottest woman in the world. According to the Chronicle, the Editor in Chief for Maxim said,
“There is no other star in the world (who) causes more of a sir in the public eye than Lindsay.”
“Her every move is watched and reported on.”
The [...]

Lindsay Lohan, despite her wish to never do a sex scene on the silver screen, has let Chris Silverton, the director of “I Know Who Killed Me,” coerce her into taking her career to the next level - a very sexual level. According to M&C,
“At first I was like ‘I can’t do this, I’m getting [...]

Is a Lindsay Lohan nipple slip a complete surprise at this point in her life? Not really, but, in these latest bikini pictures from the Bahamas, Lindsay Lohan’s nipple came out for air.
As trashy as DerekHail.com thinks Lindsay is, I’ll never get tired of her in a bikini because she has one of the most [...]

Lindsay Lohan, in her latest movie, “Georgia Rule,” plays the role of a “young woman whose self-confidence verges on self-destructive,” which isn’t too far off from her off-screen, party girl persona. According to the NY Times, Lindsay’s character, Rachel, is
complicated to the point of contradiction: lost child, femme fatale, brainiac and brat squeezed into a [...]

There are many one word descriptions that accurately describe the Lohan family and intelligence is not one of them. Dina Lohan, who was working the red carpet for “Entertainment Tonight” for the Georgia Rule premiere, asked Jane Fonda her opinion on working with Lindsay Lohan. According to Page Six, Jane Fonda said,
Fonda - who the [...]

Shortly after being exposed as a drug addict, sex fiend, Lindsay Lohan made an appearance at the Metropolitan Museum of Art showing off the now famous Hollywood side boob pose. While normal people would admire it as a profile picture, DerekHail.com prefers to stare at a wonderful set of boobs. And now, the pictures.

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Surprise! Lindsay Lohan is allegedly a sex-crazed drug addict.
Last week, a rumor broke suggesting Lindsay Lohan was caught on video doing things her young fans would not appreciate. While I prayed it was a lesbian sex tape, the video allegedly reveals Lindsay as a drug addict.
According to News of the World, in a very lengthy [...]

Lindsay Lohan was caught doing “something” very unsettling on camera while attending a party in Beverly Hills, CA. Although exactly what she was doing is unknown, according to Page Six,
We can’t divulge what Lohan was allegedly caught doing, but if true, it won’t sit well with her younger fans.
While I would love to imagine Lindsay [...]

Lindsay Lohan has seemingly forgot about her desire to shed the party girl image when she was asked on the Ellen DeGeneres show about her plans for her 21st birthday coming this July. According to People, Lindsay said,
“I’m going to milk it because it’s a big birthday,” Lohan, who plans to mark the July milestone [...]

Although Lindsay Lohan loves the paparazzi for devoting so much time to her personal life, she wishes the paparazzi would leave her alone so that she can finally receive an Oscar nomination. She alleges the paparazzi are interfering with her success as an actress. According to MSNBC,
“The thing about the press and why they need [...]

Today is the absolutely the slowest day I have ever seen in the celebrity gossip world. Not only is there nothing to write about, but I am completely uninspired to write about anything. However, thankfully, Drunken Stepfather had a recommendation. He said,
write about your dick
that’s how i get inspired
i just gave you my secret
Now, is [...]

Earlier this month, the news broke that Lindsay Lohan may be a lesbian after being photographed in Japan with her female DJ best friend, Samantha Ronson. However, in this latest lesbian scandal, a source revealed to America’s Star Magazine, while Lindsay and Samantha were in the Tokyo night club,
“They just started making out right there [...]

Lindsay Lohan, after being unable to negotiate a deal with the financiers of “The Best Time of Our Lives,” pulled out of the movie where she was set to play Caitlin, who was going to have a lesbian sex scene with Keira Knightley. Sienna Miller is set to replace Lindsay Lohan in the film and [...]

When you have a pimply faced, glasses wearing, 110 pound grown man living in their mother’s basement, the first words that come to my mind are awkward, anti-social, and predator. Or, in this particular case, it could be a twelve year old hacker looking to reveal the secrets of a Hollywood receptacle, Lindsay Lohan
A hacker [...]

If it comes as any surprise, Lindsay Lohan allegedly admitted to craving sex while in rehab in January for an alcohol problem. According to Female First, Lindsay told Allure Magazine,
“I’m a sexual person - everyone is, I think. And once a month I’m a McDonald’s person. Everything in moderation.”
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Lindsay Lohan and Kevin Federline were spotted at the Raffles L’Ermitage hotel in Beverly Hills last week. Even though sources allegedly revealed to the National Enquirer that the two are dating, Lindsay strictly denies the rumors. Another insider claims Kevin Federline was invited to “talk business,” but rumors suggest the two were just getting dirty. [...]

Harry Morton cannot seem to escape his ex-lover, Lindsay Lohan, who lives a floor above him in the L.A. Sierra Towers. If this wasn’t bad enough, last month, Lindsay Lohan’s pipes leaked all over Harry Morton and his apartment. According to Page Six,
“There were plumbing issues and it leaked all over Harry’s multimillion-dollar apartment,” our [...]

Linday Lohan was out getting her nails done the other day. She might just be called Lindsay Slohan because she forgot to wear a bra. Did she forget that people can see everything? The sad part is that no one got a picture of her hands and toes after she got them [...]

Lindsay Lohan, after months of not speaking to her estranged drunk driving father, has recently opened up communications with him, but she isn’t convinced that the 20 month long incarceration period fixed him. Even though Michael Lohan supposedly found religion in jail, Lindsay is not willing to give him the divine retribution he seeks. According [...]

Lindsay Lohan, while attending The Tudors premiere (Popbytes was there too!), kept unusual company. Although I’m not really sure who he is - I don’t keep track of many males in Hollywood, I am quite positive he is several years her senior. Sure, it could have just been an innocent encounter, but it could have [...]

Lindsay Lohan for the April 2007 issue of GQ had the opportunity to grace the cover, which is absolutely shocking. First, she has dark hair - how old is this picture? Next, why would GQ want anything to do with Lindsay after her alleged explosion during a GQ party on Jessica Biel? Instead of letting [...]

Lindsay Lohan, who left her house in a complete rush this morning, forgot to wear a bra and to button her shit. Here I thought, I was the asshole, who was commuting on the train without a belt or a tie because I left them on my desk at home, but Lindsay has saved me. [...]

Lindsay Lohan may not have left rehab in 24 hours like Britney Spears, but it was obviously a big success. Shortly after she left, she was spotted partying at various hot spots and as you can see (pictured above), she is rehabilitated - an alleged rehabilitated drug addict that probably switched to alcohol and cigarettes. [...]

Lindsay Lohan, while on her quest for sobriety, announced earlier last week that she intends to pull out of filmed version of Oscar Wilde’s “A Woman of No Importance,” as reported by TMZ. Shortly after her withdrawal, Jessica Biel has been labeled as Lindsay’s replacement, Myriad films confirmed to In Touch. According to the Chronicle, [...]

Lindsay Lohan, who supposedly left rehab, appears to still attempting to become rehabilitated. Unfortunately for Lindsay, the doctors banned her from her own film premiere because of the fear it may harm her progress. According to the Chronicle,
A source said: “The doctors have told her she has got to stay put as leaving the centre [...]

After learning that Lindsay Lohan has entered rehab, Star’s David Caplan contacted Lindsay’s manager-mom, Dina Lohan for comment. According to Star, Dina said,
“I’m so proud of her. She’s really in a good place right now, spiritually and mentally. She’s in an amazing, phenomenal place. She’s 20 and she’s solid, and she’s doing what she needs [...]

Although Lindsay Lohan’s nipples are not something completely new to gossip experts, who am I to complain at their reappearance? Exactly. I’m not going to complain because I love breasts and if my predictions are correct, you everyone else does as well. However, before you pillage through Lindsay’s excellent see-through dress pictures, I warn you, [...]

While most men dream of seeing a woman run in a bikini on the beach, the face Lindsay Lohan is making is absolutely terrifying. She must have ate the meat taco off one of the Mexican Vendors carrying around exposed food, on a dirty plate, on the beach of Acapulco. Wait, that was me while [...]

Lindsay Lohan has decided to grace the public with her appearance in a bikini. Unfortunately, nobody really wants to see her, except that weird, creepy guy staring at her ass in the pictures. That’s not strange or stalkerish. At least his pants weren’t down.

Lindsay Lohan celebrates 11pm in hot pink while most people celebrate the New Years. I’m not one to question one’s choice of holidays, but this girl is caught in the party scene regularly and quite frankly I’m just no longer interested. However, the faces are just entertaining. Is she laughing, crying, confused, giddy, stupid, high, [...]

Britney Spears Sex Tape:

After her divorce, Britney Spears was plagued by scandal. One fake tape, one alleged sales attempt, and finally one press release from Britney and Kevin denying a sex tape finally ended this rumor - for now. Instead of a sex tape, we were given several undesired crotch shots and - upskirts. How [...]

Lindsay Lohan, in preparation of her new movie “I Know Who Killed Me,” has been taking lessons to learn how to dance on a stripper pole. However, after several bruises on her inner-thighs, she sent out a completely coherent email to her friends. According to Page Six, Lindsay wrote,
“They’re all whores, they’re all whores . [...]

Lindsay Lohan, after meeting Al Gore at the GQ Man of the Year party, allegedly claimed Al Gore was going to help her battle the media. However, according to the Chronicle, Al Gore’s rep stated,
In a statement released yesterday (07.12.06), a representative for Gore said: “I can confirm for you that Mr. Gore has only [...]

Lindsay Lohan will fight the media. In an invigorating, self-righteous message, Lindsay attempts to rally her friends and lawyers to unite to fight against the big, bad media with the help of high-powered political figures. According to Page Six, Lindsay wrote,
“Al Gore will help me. He came up to me last night and said he [...]

Lindsay Lohan, who is better known for her recent disputes with Paris Hilton, allegedly made an outburst at the GQ Men of the Year party, according to Page Six. Her target was Jessica Biel. According to the National Ledger,
the 20-year-old actress “flipped out” when she saw her former assistant at the party with her new [...]

Quick Note: Britney Spears Flashed her Vagina AGAIN. What is with this girl?
The trio, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears have created quite a debacle over the last week. Britney Spears has decided to refrain from wearing underwear, Lindsay Lohan alleged Paris Hilton hit her, Lindsay claimed she and Paris were great friends, and [...]

Lindsay Lohan, who was once criticized for being really underweight, finally looks healthy - a little too healthy. Her face looks disproportionately large or to use a much more complex and endearing word, fat. At least she isn’t starving herself, which is infinitely worse than fat face syndrome, but once Nicole Richie was criticized for [...]

Lindsay Lohan is extremely irritated when people try to give her helpful advice about how to run her life. She claims she doesn’t need help because she has her future planned out. According to the Chronicle,
“It’s funny how people feel they know you. The other day this guy I’d never met was like, ‘Make sure [...]

Kevin Federline gets body slammed on Wrestling
When Patricia Arquette’s breasts attack
Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan make up and end up in Vegas, where there may or may not have been an exchange of secrets of terrible publicity.
Louis Verdad Fashion Show has some interesting hair styles. I personally like the blonde.
James Franco (Who is He?) thinks [...]

Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightley to play Lesbian Lovers in the new movie about the Welsh poet Dylan Thomas. For pictures visit (Egotastic)
Scarlett Johansson who is trying to shed her sex-kitten image, wanted to show her breasts in a recent filming of a PG-13 movie. For more information, check out (Hollywood Tuna)
Britney Spears is high [...]

Lindsay Lohan has recently confessed her desire to follow in Angelina Jolie’s footsteps. No, she didn’t say she wanted to steal Brad Pitt, which I wouldn’t put past her, but she wants to do an action movie. Dina Lohan commented,
Dina Lohan, Lindsay’s mother and manager, claims her daughter is looking for parts in films similar [...]

Paris and Nicole have a sleepover, create a huge spectacle over herpes and unhealthy women meet (Socialite Life)
Kate Beckinsale says no to cosmetic surgery, yes to silcone breast implants (Hollywood Tuna)
Rachel Bilson’s body is for sale and upsets all of men across America (PopSugar)
Anchorman 2 - there is a god! (Popoholic)
Ever wonder if a Bear [...]

Lindsay Lohan remains true to form and shows off the majority of her naked chest in a loose fitting white dress. Although my eyes, which usually dart straight for a woman’s chest, in this particular picture wander to Lindsay’s face. I can’t decide as to whether Lindsay Lohan was standing behind a Quad that was [...]

Cameron Diaz’s most recent accidental topless pictures.
Brittany Murphy is HOT. Does anything else really matter?
Beyonce Glams it up. Nobody cares.
Emmaneulle Chriqui is still one of my favorite celebrities.
Lindsay Lohan has a double chin.
Jennifer Aniston is dating Matthew Perry now?

According to Page Six, a recently dumped Lindsay Lohan desired revenge. Although most normal, civilized people would move on after a extremely short relationship, Lindsay, the devious decided to seek vengeance on both Paris Hilton, by taking her ex-man, and Harry Morton. Lindsay Lohan, who recently was spotted hooking up with Stavros Niarchos, was heard [...]

Lindsay Lohan, who has been linked to having a relationship with Harry Morton over the past couple of weeks, is supposedly single, married, and not single. Today, on People, they verbosely described a possible break up between Harry Morton and Lindsay, but then counteract their statement by saying they are together still. I personally [...]

Lindsay Lohan, after both crotch slips, decided to stay out of the headlines for a couple of days. However, she came back with a BANG! She is supposedly moving to London. According to MSNBC she said,
“I just love Notting Hill — it has some really cool shops and great restaurants,” the paper quotes Lohan. “I’ve [...]

Lindsay Lohan demands her assistant to clean her shoe after Lindsay realized she stepped in a steamy pile of crap (it may not have been steamy or a pile, but it is fun to say). According to the National Enquirer,
Strolling down a walkway toward her waiting limo on the “Georgia Rule” set, LINDSAY LOHAN was [...]

Jane Fonda claims that Lindsay Lohan’s excessive partying is interfering with her acting career. According to CNN,
“She’s in the magazines, so you can always know what she’s doing because you can just read about it in the tabloids…She parties all the time…And you know, she’s young and she can get away with it. But, [...]

Lindsay Lohan wears a see-through shirt **Must See**
Ron Jeremy is a character, dirty old man.
Fergie was once heartbroken.
NY Fashion week has beautiful women.
Brooke Shields eats snot.
Jennifer Garner is too normal, unattractive.
Marcia Cross caresses her new baby.

Lindsay Lohan was robbed yesterday reported TMZ, but today in this high stakes detective case, Yahoo news reported,
“A member of the public contacted us [London Police] to say they had found it[the stolen bag] and brought it in,” a Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said, on customary condition of anonymity. “We have not yet established what, if [...]

I often wondered how Paris Hilton managed to party as often as she does for an extended period of time and now she finally proposed the solution to my unanswered question. The reason she is able to part as much as she does is because she is an Aquarius. Paris said,
“I don’t know how I [...]

After Madonna has dumped Britney Spears, she has decidedly taken Lindsay Lohan under her wing. The Material Girl and the Fully Loaded star plan to record a duet and possibly film a movie. A source said,
They’re helping each other. Madonna is giving Lindsay advice on her music career and Lindsay wants to work on film [...]

Lindsay Lohan is not Jewish, but she decides to wear a Hebrew symbol around her neck. Over at Egotastic, he expresses his dismay and disgust with this and I happen to agree with him. She shouldn’t be defiling a 5,000 year old religion just because she wants to present herself as fashionably aware. (Egotastic)
The Pussycat [...]

Lindsay Lohan, at the Calvin Klein party last week, had an unintentional public moment in the ladies restroom. A gay man, who was entering the ladies bathroom to help out a friend, accidentally walked into Lindsay’s stall and was surprised by what he saw.
“He pushed open Lindsay’s bathroom stall, where she was bent over. [...]

What this guy is telling Lindsay is unknown, but it may have to do with partying, drinking, and sex.
Lindsay Lohan has been linked to Bruce Willis, who is 51, in a sexual relationship, which is not only disgusting, but absolutely mind boggling because she bragged about it. According to Star Magazine, a source said,
Lindsay played [...]

Jessica Biel and a Bag of Crap have nothing in common, but travel together. (Egotastic)
Jennifer Lopez talks on phone after a nice daylight swim. (Hollywood Tuna)
Pink does what she wants, however she wants, and looks terrible doing it (Hollywood Rag)
Lindsay Lohan has a terrible sense of fashoin (Trent)
Jessica Alba sucks… literally. (IDLYITW)

Celebrity Plastic surgery is always good for a laugh or sympathy. It never turns out for the better, unless you’re extremely lucky and named Ashlee Simpson. (City Rag)
Paris Hilton goes to a party in her P.J.s which is interesting because nobody wants to see her with minimal clothing on. (Bricks and Stones)
Usher volunteers his sense [...]

Lindsay Lohan has excellent table manners and should start working on a high-class, table manners guide. Here are 5 ways to be as classy as Lindsay Lohan.

Leave Table - You are at dinner to impress your guests. Make sure you leave the table every three minutes to powder your nose to insure you are fresh [...]

Kate Beckinsale insists new young actresses like Keira Knightley and Lindsay Lohan are spoiled because they have a team of publicists and stylists working for them, whereas when Kate started out, a stylist was unheard of in London.
She explains, “I look at these girls now, KEIRA KNIGHTLEY and LINDSAY LOHAN - and it’s terrifying. When [...]

Paris Hilton is extremely upset that Lindsay Lohan has been seeing her ex, Stavros Niarchos. According to Page Six, Paris tried to pick a fight with Lindsay Lohan on Monday night, but Lindsay decided it wasn’t worth her time.
She(Paris Hilton) screamed insults at Lohan at Butter on Monday night. Witnesses report Hilton went up to [...]

Lindsay Lohan showcasing her talent in styling herself for success. (pictured above)
Lindsay Lohan desires to be more connected with the fashion world, which sparked her interest in opening a Paris, France boutique. Her dream is to fill a high-end store with clothing from all of the top designers. She told Harper’s Bazaar magazine,
I’d only do [...]

I may or may not have just had sex. Does my grin give it away?
Lindsay Lohan has been called names such as, “slut,” “firecrotch,” and “diseased,” but for once, she has finally told the truth about herself. Lindsay told Harper’s Bazaar,
I’ve become like the guy in relationships. Lately I just cannot be in a monogamous [...]

1 cat scares off several dogs. Not celebrity related, but if cats had celebrities, this cat would be it. (City Rag)
Jennifer Aniston has horrible foresight (Velvet Hot Tub)
James Blunt and Petra Nemcova are an item (INO)
Jessica Simpson is a mess, but is still trying real hard (Holly Scoop)
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have something to [...]

Lindsay Lohan should be the poster child for new age hippies who prefer cocaine to marijuana
Paris Hilton recently claimed to have a same sex crush on Lindsay Lohan. She told Britain’s Top of the Pops magazine,
I think Lindsay Lohan is gorgeous, beautiful and sexy and I love her
This is entertaining because, Egotastic showed they would [...]

Even though Brandon Davis issued an apology for his drunken rant on Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay is not satisifed. Lindsay’s lawyer’s supposedly sent Brandon a letter asking for a video apology to Lindsay and a charitable donation of 250,000 dollars of Lindsay’s choice because the original apology was, as a close source said,
too little, too late
Brandon [...]

Joe Francis originally claimed that Brandon Davis apologized to Lindsay Lohan, but now we have direct quotes from Brandon about the incident where he went on a tirade and called her ‘firecrotch’ several times. Brandon said,
My behaviour on May 16 was inexcusable. What started out as a joke got completely carried away and I am [...]

Lindsay Lohan was seen at a New York store opening with DJ Am, Nicole Richie’s ex. Lindsay has also been linked to Paris Hilton’s ex Stavros Niarchos as well. Obviously “fire crotch,” as Brandon Davis put it, is out to grab the left overs of the two most degraded people in Hollywood, [...]

Lindsay Lohan was ranked third, coming behind both Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria, in Maxim’s recent poll. Angelina Jolie came in fourth place. Lindsay was ecstatic that she beat out Angelina. A friend of Lohan said,
It shouldn’t but the whole thing has gone to her head. She was raving how she’s now officially sexier than [...]

[tag]Lindsay Lohan[/tag] has perfect breasts and curves or at least she thinks she does since she has put on some weight. Lindsay said,
I like my breasts the size and shape they are naturally. I am comfortable in my own skin
At least we can see that she has built up confidence after her anorexic debacle, but [...]

A source told TMZ.com that Lindsay Lohan approached a table where Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton were conversing with friends. Paris felt interrupted and dismissed Lindsay after exchanging some aggressive words. The source also claimed that Hilton doesn’t want Lindsay using her name to further her career after speculation that this was Lindsay’s way of [...]

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Lindsay Lohan appeared on the Ellen show on May 10th, 2006. They went over very important topics such as her new movie, Just My Luck, who she has dated, what she thinks of media’s view of celebrity relationships, and how strong she is. Although, the most interesting thing said the whole episode was when Ellen [...]

Lindsay Lohan has been receiving a lot of negative press about her sickly skinny weight. She is reportedly trying to pack on some pounds to appear more curvy. She said,
If you want to be called sexy, you have to have t*ts and an ass.
Well, the last time I checked, both of those listed features are [...]

Come here big boy, 5 dollars.
Music producers, Antonio Almeida and Mitchell Chait, allege they signed a three way contract with [tag]Lindsay Lohan[/tag]’s mother, [tag]Dina Lohan[/tag] with regards to Lindsay’s music. They said they recorded half of an album back in 2002 and 2003, but then Dina went on to sign a deal with Tommy Mottola’s [...]

[tag]Lindsay Lohan[/tag] racked up a £500,000 hotel bill. She had reserved a “luxurious bungalow” at Hollywood’s most expensive hotel, Chateau Marmont, for most of last year, but after she had reserved it, she barely ever visited it. To make matters worse, she has been spending an inordinate amount of money on partying and her friends. [...]

[tag]Mary-Kate Olsen[/tag] recently digressed her view on [tag]Lindsay Lohan[/tag]. The Page Six spy reported that Mary Kate would not get too close to Lindsay at the Costume Institute Gala. A source told Page Six,
MK is very suspicious of Lindsay. Lindsay always e-mails her. She is always trying to find out from others who she [...]

[tag]Nick Lachey[/tag], recently expressed his feelings for [tag]Lindsay Lohan[/tag]. On the Ace and TJ morning show, May 1st 2006, the radio show hosts asked Nick if there were any chance he would hook up with Lindsay because Lindsay said
You better believe, the next time I see Nick Lachey out I’m going to attack him… He’s [...]

[tag]Lindsay Lohan[/tag] has been casted to play the DJ, Samantha Ronson. Samantha Ronson is having a movie made about her; she is also on the same label as [tag]Jay-Z[/tag]. She was thrilled to hear Lohan would be playing her in the new movie. She was quoted as saying,
…if you told me tomorrow [...]

[tag]Jessica Simpson[/tag] and [tag]Lindsay Lohan[/tag] had an exchange of words a few days ago at a LA hot spot. According to Us Weekly, Lohan sent over a few drinks to Simpson’s table, which also consisted of [tag]Brett Ratner[/tag] (director of X-Men: The Last Stand). After not recieving any gratitude, Lohan ran to [...]

[tag]Lindsay Lohan[/tag]’s mom, [tag]Dina Lohan[/tag] is a very important person. It is reported that at G-SPA in the Gansevoort Hotel, Dina was showing off her Hollywood muscles. There was a line for a stall and Dina decided that she was much too important to wait in line so she opened the stall and proceeded to [...]

[tag]Kate Moss[/tag], [tag]Lindsay Lohan[/tag] and [tag]Courtney Love[/tag], Coke Squad, are planning to vacation with each other in Hawaii. Each of them are exposed drug abusers and they are claiming to vacation with each other to help provide moral support for one another. They are hoping to help overcome their problems related to both their own [...]

[tag]Leonardo DiCaprio[/tag] supposedly has been secretly dating a woman girl, 12 years younger than him, [tag]Lindsay Lohan[/tag], for three months. They wanted to keep it secret because “it’s more fun that way.” Their first meeting was supposedly a New Years Eve party in Miami hosted by Lindsay Lohan.
My sister, 18, and Lindsay Lohan,19, definately dreamed [...]

It is reported that [tag]Lindsay Lohan[/tag] has disowned her father. She is quoted saying, “He’s very self-destructive,” and that he is a substance-abuser who is currently in New York Collin’s Correctional Facility for drunk driving. Does she forget that not even three months ago she looked like this?

Images taken from WWTDD
I could understand wanting [...]