Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Lily Allen

Lily Allen is a classy broad

Derek Hail — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:02:22 +0000

Where else would Lily Allen get this wasted then at the Women of the Year Awards? Grab your trophy, get wasted, and get carried to your car. Now THAT’S embracing your award. That’s why so many people like Lily, she really doesn’t give a shit and likes to have a good time. I bet if you went to an award show with Jennifer Aniston she would be all uptight and wouldn’t have a drink all night. She’d probably sit there with her scrunched up face and fugly nose and complain all night. What a nightmare.

WTF happened to Lily Allen?

Derek Hail — Thu, 15 May 2008 10:58:13 +0000

Geez. I don’t know what the hell happened to Lily Allen, but she decided to beach herself on a boat in France this week. I would celebrate the fact that she’s topless but that huge GUT is too distracting. I’ve seen people at truck stops in better shape. I’m too disturbed to even show you the complete set of topless pictures, so head over to our good friends to check them out. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Lily Allen is not doing well

Derek Hail — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 12:05:11 +0000

It seems the miscarriage and break up with her boyfriend has sent Lily into a depression.

HEARTBROKEN pop star LILY ALLEN is undergoing treatment for depression at a top private clinic.
The tragic Smile singer, 22, sank into despair after a miscarriage.

She also split with lover ED SIMONS of the CHEMICAL BROTHERS.

Pals said Lily thought he was “the one”.

She bravely tried to battle on but has now decided to seek help.

The star is being treated at a residential clinic, but is allowed out to see pals and to film her BBC3 chat show, Lily Allen and Friends.

A pal said last night: “The last couple of months have been really hard for Lily.

“She was so happy to be pregnant and was willing to give up her showbiz life to settle down and have a family.

I’m not sure how you go from being ready to settle down one week and the next you split up. Having a miscairrage is devastating, but there has to be something else behind the breakup.

Alo Love! Lily Allen Flashes Thong

Derek Hail — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 19:59:55 +0000

Lily Allen almost got it right. I like Lily, but as Lindsay Lohan has taught us, leggings and pantyhose aren’t hot. You know what else isn’t hot? I tiny plump chick who looks like she’s 40. Lily seriously, get back to your GQ figure. Then you can try this again, only with less pantyhose and more panty.

Lily Allen reportedly suffers miscarriage

Derek Hail — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 12:19:38 +0000

Lily Allen had a miscarriage after returning from holiday with her boyfriend.

“We can confirm that Lily Allen has suffered a miscarriage,” Allen’s rep says. “She and her partner Ed Simons will be making no further comment and we ask that their privacy be respected during this difficult time.”

This sucks. I really like Lily Allen and I hope she’s ok.

Lily Allen does her best Carmen Sandiego

Derek Hail — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 16:22:21 +0000

Lily Allen’s got the whole Carmen Sandiego look down. Dark Glasses, Red Coat, a hint of bra showing. I never did find that bitch. I would play that computer game for about 10 minutes before getting completely bored and turning it off. I think if I was looking for Lily, I may have stayed, since she has a fun habit of flashing us a nip.

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Lily Allen is pregnant

Derek Hail — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:34:47 +0000

When it rains it pours. Yet another hottie is knocked up. Lily Allen is reportedly pregnant. This comes right after she did a hot shoot for GQ where she raved about her new slim body. She said she’d never been this fit in her life. Well Lily, that was short lived. Time to guzzle ice cream and pickle juice by the gallon. Ice cream and Pickles, isn’t that what pregnant women eat?

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Lily Allen Can’t Get a Visa!

phox — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 16:58:00 +0000

“Lily Allen is the opposite of this picture today, but still ugly.”

LA - After her clash with a photographer in London, US authorities are taking no chances with Lily Allen. The Immigration officials revoked her working Visa. Lily Allen had this to say:

I am trying everything I can to sort this situation out. I want my fans to know that I will do everything I can to be back in America in September. I don’t like letting my fans down and this is a situation that I am sure we can sort.

It is good to see American tax dollars are hard at work to prevent a 22 year old girl from singing in the United States because she kicked an irritating photographer in a different continent. Somehow I wouldn’t be surprised if they found Osama working at a convenience store out in Long Island.

Yay government!

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