Lauren Conrad is ready to schedule a line up of young adult fiction books this summer inspired by her stardom obtained from fashion design and reality tv.

“I’ve always loved books that I could lose myself in, ones that would transport me to another place, but had characters I could relate to,” Conrad said. “I’m so excited to have this opportunity to write books like that for other readers.”

This, of course, will have to be the first time we will have the chance to read children’s books, chock full of pictures (of Conrad, durrr), simple words, and perfume samples directed solely for teenagers.  I’m sure her background in watching book based movies and “Reading Rainbow” has adequately trained her to successfully fufill her new role as author.

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Something tells me that Lauren Conrad was running a tad behind schedule when she showed up to the MTV Video Music Awards yesterday…Could it be the fact that her dress looked freshly pulled from the dryer?  If she turned all the way around, I’m certain you’d find one of her socks or t-shirts stuck on it from the static electricity it has building up on it.  Someone give this poor girl an organizer so this doesn’t happen again.

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Lauren Conrad tells the press that after recording for “The Hills” first season is over, she’s packing her bags and heading on the road. A lot of this spawns from the complaints from angry neighbors for the past couple months about the paparazzi and filming crew that go around now in the area disturbing the peace. They, simply put, want to make sure she knows that she’s not wanted. However, Lauren’s claiming she’s leaving for an entirely different reason. Yeah, right.

“You can hear the tour guides like, ‘Just yesterday, we saw Lauren Conrad pulling into her driveway and she stopped to get the mail,’” LC recounted to Malkin. “And Lo [Lauren Bosworth] was walking down the street one day and they were like, ‘Here on the left we have a celebrity dog walker walking Chloe.’ They knew my dog’s name and Lo was like, ‘They just called me a celebrity dog walker!’”

It looks like when those old women get a little competition in the area, instead of brushing out the cobwebs deeply situated between their legs, they bring on the college girl pranks. If Lauren stayed any longer, they might’ve taped KICK ME signs on her back or left doggie doodie on her front doorstep. Come on Lauren, you’re a hot lady with something in your head faintly resembling intelligence; don’t give up the fight! Swap out their red devil nail polish for some out of season white, or better yet steal all of their binoculars and burn them in a pyre in your backyard.

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Reality star bimbo Lauren Conrad was spotted Sunday inside LAX airport catching a flight to NYC, apparently in the middle of a heated text conversation, probably scripted for her retarded MTV show. The 22-year-old was at first texting with a smile, quickly transformed into cringe face while looking noticeably disgusted as the security que moved along.

Hit the jump and find yourself inside to see Lauren Conrad stripping off some clothes! Yes, you know how the airport TSA folks make you take off the hoody, shades, belt, shoes, and more? L.C. is no exception to the screening rule, despite her celebrity status.

This article is republished with permission from the hilarious Ninja Dude

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