Lauren Conrad is ready to schedule a line up of young adult fiction books this summer inspired by her stardom obtained from fashion design and reality tv.

“I’ve always loved books that I could lose myself in, ones that would transport me to another place, but had characters I could relate to,” Conrad said. “I’m so excited to have this opportunity to write books like that for other readers.”

This, of course, will have to be the first time we will have the chance to read children’s books, chock full of pictures (of Conrad, durrr), simple words, and perfume samples directed solely for teenagers.  I’m sure her background in watching book based movies and “Reading Rainbow” has adequately trained her to successfully fufill her new role as author.

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Something tells me that Lauren Conrad was running a tad behind schedule when she showed up to the MTV Video Music Awards yesterday…Could it be the fact that her dress looked freshly pulled from the dryer?  If she turned all the way around, I’m certain you’d find one of her socks or t-shirts stuck on it from the static electricity it has building up on it.  Someone give this poor girl an organizer so this doesn’t happen again.

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Lauren Conrad tells the press that after recording for “The Hills” first season is over, she’s packing her bags and heading on the road. A lot of this spawns from the complaints from angry neighbors for the past couple months about the paparazzi and filming crew that go around now in the area disturbing the peace. They, simply put, want to make sure she knows that she’s not wanted. However, Lauren’s claiming she’s leaving for an entirely different reason. Yeah, right.

“You can hear the tour guides like, ‘Just yesterday, we saw Lauren Conrad pulling into her driveway and she stopped to get the mail,’” LC recounted to Malkin. “And Lo [Lauren Bosworth] was walking down the street one day and they were like, ‘Here on the left we have a celebrity dog walker walking Chloe.’ They knew my dog’s name and Lo was like, ‘They just called me a celebrity dog walker!’”

It looks like when those old women get a little competition in the area, instead of brushing out the cobwebs deeply situated between their legs, they bring on the college girl pranks. If Lauren stayed any longer, they might’ve taped KICK ME signs on her back or left doggie doodie on her front doorstep. Come on Lauren, you’re a hot lady with something in your head faintly resembling intelligence; don’t give up the fight! Swap out their red devil nail polish for some out of season white, or better yet steal all of their binoculars and burn them in a pyre in your backyard.

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Reality star bimbo Lauren Conrad was spotted Sunday inside LAX airport catching a flight to NYC, apparently in the middle of a heated text conversation, probably scripted for her retarded MTV show. The 22-year-old was at first texting with a smile, quickly transformed into cringe face while looking noticeably disgusted as the security que moved along.

Hit the jump and find yourself inside to see Lauren Conrad stripping off some clothes! Yes, you know how the airport TSA folks make you take off the hoody, shades, belt, shoes, and more? L.C. is no exception to the screening rule, despite her celebrity status.

This article is republished with permission from the hilarious Ninja Dude

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Lauren Conrad looks great walking out of a club wasted but as usual she’s not smiling.  What does it take for this girl to have a good time?  It always seems like she’s miserable and hates life.  3 out of 4 Doctors say that in order to help a miserable woman feel better, she should have sex with me.  That other doctor is just a dick.  Me and him have issues.

MTV is planning a spinoff to The Hills, possibly the most annoying show on the planet, focusing on Lauren Conrad’s friend Whitney Port.

As Us Weekly reports in its new issue, MTV is prepping a Hills spin-off in which Port becomes bicoastal while working for fashion PR firm People’s Revolution — and befriends a group of NYC gals (including socialite Olivia Palermo).

“I think that Whitney will do really well with it,” Conrad told Usmagazine.com at the Grand Opening Gala of Bowlmor Lanes West Coast Outpost in Tustin, Calif., on Thursday. “She is a very likable person.”

This is just what I need, to hear idiotic 19 year old blab about ANOTHER show on MTV.  What is the deal with The Hills anyway.  It’s a bunch of spoiled brats who complain about driving their Porches and living in their million dollar flats.  Stick those bitches in a Motel 6 and give them Cup O Noodles.  See who complains then.

If you squint a little, Lauren Conrad looks alot like Carmen Electra.  Yes, she’s missing about 20 pounds of silicone on her chest, but the big glasses and feathery hair is spot on.  She’s even stretching her mouth out so she can prepare herself for Dennis Rodman.  Oh, I’m just awful.

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Buzz behind the possibility of a Lauren Conrad sex tape has died down until recently when Jason Wahler decided to open his mouth about a sex tape that I always believed to be a myth. Apparently, the sex tape was fabricated by Heidi Montag because blondes with fake breasts spit poison. Or, as Jason Wahler says,

“The whole thing that Heidi and Spencer said about the tape thing, it’s just so annoying. The just need to shut up,” Whaler says. “The most frustrating part is that they are such lowlifes that they have to come up with stuff to try and ruin other people. It’s just frustrating.”

First things first, I have seen both Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag in a bikini and neither of them could ever be called a low-life. Jason Wahler on the other hand…

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