After the DNA results revealed Larry Birkhead as the true father of Dannielynn Hope, he still wasn’t able to take his own daughter back to the United States until the pending custody battle would be resolved. However, Howard K. Stern, being the good sport that he is, was attempting to contact Larry last night so that he could be reuinted with his child, semen. Unfortunately, Howard was completely unsucessful until he decided to use TMZ to contact Larry.

A member of Howard’s camp approached TMZ and asked if they would be able to contact Larry Birkhead. They did and shortly after, Larry arrived at Howard K. Stern’s for an emotional reunion with his fully developed sperm.

Larry Birkhead is the father of Dannielynn Hope. Although this doesn’t come as a complete surprise, I am sure Larry is extremely satisfied that the DNA results are 99.9999% sure that he is the father.

However, Virgie Arthur, Anna Nicole Smith’s mother, plans to fight Larry for custody of Dannielynn. According to TMZ, Virgie’s lawyer allegedly suggested, that Virgie desires dual guardianship over Dannielynn.

You see, to feed a woman of her stature and size, I would imagine it takes a lot of cheeseburgers. With a lottery ticket like Dannielynn, the cost of cheeseburgers becomes obsolete.  Patrolling the Pennysaver for single and wealthy men is no longer needed when you have a rich little  7 month year old child…

The results of the paternity test of Dannielynn Hope are due to be released shortly. As earlier reported, Howard K. Stern attempted to appeal the release of the results, but he failed. Now, Larry Birkhead, may actually get what he wants – custody of Dannielynn.

As TMZ reports, Larry Birkhead arrived at court in the Bahamas just moments ago with his family, and commented to the reporters, “I hope to leave with one more.”
While this ongoing controversy is about to come to an end, I’m sure the results of the DNA test are either going to be inconclusive or will be the most surprising results of the century.

If I were to discover I wasn’t the father of Dannielynn, I’d mourn for the child and the fortune she is set to inherit from Anna Nicole Smith’s marriage to an oil tycoon.

Not only is this a battle of paternity, but its a battle for a winning lottery ticket.

After months of an ongoing paternity battle over Dannielynn Hope, the newborn daughter of Anna Nicole “Is Dead” Smith, may have finally come to an end. Allegedly, Howard K. Stern has claimed he believes Larry Birkhead to be the father and has agreed to grant him his daughter if and only if Howard can remain the controller of Anna Nicole Smith’s estate. According to Nine MSN,

‘While Larry hasn’t commented publicly on the secret deal between the two men, he has revealed how happy it made him to hold five-month-old Dannielynn for the first time. He says seeing her confirmed to him what he knew in his heart all along – that he is her father. “She’s mine,” he says. “That’s my baby. She looks like me – she is mine.”‘

So wait, you’re telling me the Prince isn’t the father of Dannielynn? Fuck! There goes my money.

Howard K. Stern, who has seemingly fled the United States to the Bahamas to buried his deceased lover Anna Nicole Smith, currently has custody of the newborn child, Dannielynn Hope. Since Anna Nicole’s death, Howard Stern has attempted to open negotiations with Larry, but Mr. Birkhead refuses to negotiate anything other than how fast he will receive his child back. According to TMZ,

Debra Opri says the only subject of negotiation is “how fast he [Stern] will produce the child for a DNA test and how quickly he will allow that child to go to California with her real father.”

When will this damned saga end?! The only Smith left is not even a year old, and uite frankly, her life sucks. If this girl ends up becoming a serial murderer, I wouldn’t even be surprised. I would almost understand.

Larry Birkhead, who is currently battling for custody of his self-proclaimed child Dannielynn Hope, has said he desperately tried to save Anna Nicole Smith, but he was pushed away on several occasions. According to the Chronicle, Larry said,

“I am sorry that I couldn’t save them, I tried.”

“I watched over her to make sure she was safe, and once I was basically pushed to the side … I had no control over what she did or anyone else around her did.”

I love how people come out of the woodwork when someone dies to claim how they “tried” to save them, or, collect money. Until I see the paternity test proving it is Larry Birkhead’s child, I’m going to just freely assume he is in dire need of attention.

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Howard K. Stern, Anna Nicole Smith‘s recent pledge under god, claimed he was the father of Anna’s baby, Dannielynn Hope. Larry Birkhead, celebrity photographer, is claiming the baby is his own which led him to file a paternity suit. According to People,

Birkhead “seeks truth in paternity as he believes beyond any doubt that he is the father and seeks a presence in this child’s life,” Opri told USA Today. “He is concerned for the health and safety of the child based upon drug issues and manipulation by a third party for purposes contrary to the interests of the child.”

Pending the results, this could be dramatic enough for the Jerry Springer show.