Kylie Minogue rocks a bodysuit and fishnet stockings on stage. Works for me. It works well enough that I can almost overlook that weird Phantom-of-the-Opera thing she has going on on her face. Almost.

Drop the mask, Kylie: your face doesn’t look bad.

For all of you folks that croon over Kylie Minogue the same way that they seem to do in the UK, well now is your chance to join in on the fun.  Featured in Elle magazine (UK edition, of course), revel in the wonders that are Kylie: choppy hair, heavy eyeliner, and lots of poses that seem to at moments forget she even has a head.  I suppose over there that’s not what draws your attention, but that seems to be just fine.

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Kylie Minogue, while filming “Street Fighter” in 1994, allegedly had an affair with Jean-Claude Van Damme. According to the Chronicle, Jean-Claude told a Britian’s Empire magazine,

“‘Street Fighter’ was corny to me. But there were nice things. I got to see the land of Australia and had a mini-affair with Kylie Minogue. If you ever see her, say hello for me to Kylie.”

The martial arts expert also insists he is a lover, not a fighter. He said: “My last fight was more than 20 years ago. I’m not a fighter, I’m a lover. If somebody’s going to speak bad about me, I will walk away.

Here I thought Jean-Claude was accustomed to beating women and the bad guys. However, he can take his “not a fighter” attitude and go kick someones ass because that is all he really is good for as an actor. Unless there is a new found demand for washed up martial arts experts while they create some new stupid reality show, “So you Think you’re a Martial Arts Idol?”

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Just because Kylie Minogue is an international superstar, doesn’t mean she can wear whatever the hell she wants. What is that shirt anyway? It looks like she got into a fight with 700 birds and hasn’t showered off the extra feathers yet. I mean, it is just rude to appear in such a public place carrying around dangerous bird feathers. That poor little girl is definately going to catch the Bird Flu for sure.