Kristy Swanson, who allegedly stole the husband, Lloyd Eisler, of Marcia O’Brian when she was pregnant, allegedly assaulted Marcia on Saturday. According to People,

“I had to go the police station where I had an appointment at 9 p.m. to begin the process of being arrested,” she confirms.

You’d think jacking the husband of a pregnant wife was humiliating enough, but Kristy goes for the throat, but why stop at the husband? Beat up that baby too. Soon enough it will be old enough to speak and realize what a bitch Kristy was for stealing a pregnant woman’s husband and probably go kick Kristy’s ass. But until then, lets just make fun of Kristy.

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