Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Kristin Cavallari

Kristin Cavallari Films for The Hills

Tracee — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 07:52:04 +0000

Kristin may look like she’s just hanging out at the beach, but don’t be fooled by this professional’s method acting: she’s filming scenes for her reality TV show The Hills. And Kristin had better work it, too: another cast member is leaving. The gorgeous Audrina Patridge, who has a new movie coming out called Sorority Row. Audrina should fare okay; she’s co-starring with Rumer Willis, so guess who’s going to come out looking even hotter?

The clock’s ticking on The Hills, Kristin; you’d better get some cheap slasher-gasher films lined up, too.

Photos by Fame Pictures

Kristen Cavallari Advertises for The Hills

Tracee — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 09:00:44 +0000

And it’s pretty damn effective, too. Lauren who? I’m not ashamed to admit it: I might be willing to take a peek at The Hills now and again. If Kristen Cavallari is in a bikini. Decent rack and nice ass. You bastards know you sneak a peek now and then too for exactly the same reason. No need to be ashamed. Kristen wants us to look, right?

So, MTV, you know what you need to do.

Photos by Fame Pictures

Kristin Cavallari In Revealing Blue Bikini

Derek Hail — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:58:07 +0000

Earlier today I mentioned the only way the beach volleyball movie “Green Flash” would be interesting was if my pants were around my ankles and the screen was filled with half-naked women who were not able to speak. After this latest set of Kristin Cavallari bikini pictures, I believe my wish is going to come true. “Green Flash” may be the best thing to hit a TV set in a long time because being a red-blooded male, how could I honestly resist a hot blonde in a blue bikini? Exactly! I can’t. Unfortunately this usually ends with a restraining order and a brutal beating from the police, but this time it’s going to be different. Kristin Cavallari is totally going to want me. I took a shower today. How could she resist?

Kristin Cavallari Breasts in New Movie

Derek Hail — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 08:49:23 +0000

While on the set of the Beach Volleyball film “Green Flash,” Kristin Cavallari was hiding her breasts in a tight blue bikini underneath a skimpy wife beater. With a name like “Green Flash” and a plot line about beach volleyball, you’d think we would at least be able to see the women in a bikini, but to my dismay, we don’t. Yet. And that is a very important yet because I’m quite sure this movie is going to suck. Unless of course the mute button is on and my pants are off.