Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Kristen Bell

Kristen Bell Enjoys the Surf

Tracee — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 09:02:27 +0000

Recognize her? That’s Kristen Bell (a.k.a. Sarah Marshall from the movie “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” and the electric Elle from “Heroes”) enjoying the surf in Hawaii. She’s reportedly there with Dax Shepherd, but if he’s there, then he managed to avoid the cameras.

If Dax isn’t there, then I’d be happy to towel Kristen off for him.

Kristen Bell Is a Fan Boy’s Dream

thebrokenfarted — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 14:51:01 +0000

It’s love at first sight. When someone that even looks remotely hot like Kristen Bell shows up to an event that almost promises to be filled with nothing but bald men with beer bellies like the premiere of “Fanboys,” then you can bet your grandma’s panties anything that moves is going to be all over here. Take this for instance. She only looks like she’s enjoying this, because if she did otherwise, her neck would get snapped. Her picture is almost promised to be right beside George Lucas’ in those many Star Wars shrines that will soon be discovered in the wreckage after a nuclear fallout.

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Kristen Bell in GQ is Cute

Derek Hail — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 10:50:23 +0000

When the hell is Heroes coming back? This stupid writer’s strike pissed me off. Not only did it postpone Heroes, but 24 too. Now I’ve been forced to watch House of Payne and According to Jim reruns. Do you know what that does to a person? It pulls every ounce of humor out of their body and pisses on it. Thank God Kristen Bell’s GQ Pictures are here to make me feel better.

Kristen Bell hanging in her Underwear

Derek Hail — Thu, 29 May 2008 09:21:51 +0000

Kristen Bell is everywhere these days. She’s in movies, TV shows, photo shoots, I think I even saw her working at Wendys. I guess when your hot you have to take as many jobs as you can. She might be part Jamaican with this kind of work ethic, because you know, Jamaicans always have like 10 jobs. Its science.

Kristin Bell has a tiny ass

Derek Hail — Wed, 21 May 2008 12:23:25 +0000

Nothing says “I have a great ass” like wearing those tight spandex pants. Of course, it can also say “I am a fat cow and I shop at Walmart”, but in Kristin Bell’s case I think the first one applies. Have you ever seen a chick of Kristin Bell’s caliber at Walmart? No. Maybe Target, but never Walmart. I don’t think they let people in who only have 1 chin and more than 4 teeth.

Kristen Bell is a Damn Genius

Derek Hail — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 10:54:18 +0000

Here at DerekHail.com Kristen Bell can do no wrong. Even if she is a liar. A huge liar. She is trying to trick unsuspecting men into thinking she’s smart. NYU? Come on now. However… after closer inspection, she does seem pretty smart. Push-up bras work magic.

Kristen Bell Pictures

Derek Hail — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:27:13 +0000

Hayden Panettiere use to be my favorite blonde girl on the NBC hit show “Heroes,” but my taste is rapidly maturing. Kristen Bell may be my new infatuation. She’s much older, much more mature, and looks much younger. Perfect.

Kristen Bell in Complex Magazine

Derek Hail — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 10:53:36 +0000

Here is the complete Complex Magazine photo shoot for Kristen Bell. You may recall me posting the covers last week and since then, you most likely have been anticipating the complete photo shoot and as expected DerekHail.com delivers. I may not be good at following “baby bumps” or Lindsay Lohan’s blood alcohol level, but when it comes to blondes like Kristen Bell, I’m all over it and I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.