Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Kristen Bell

Kristen Bell Enjoys the Surf

Tracee — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 09:02:27 +0000

Recognize her? That’s Kristen Bell (a.k.a. Sarah Marshall from the movie “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” and the electric Elle from “Heroes”) enjoying the surf in Hawaii. She’s reportedly there with Dax Shepherd, but if he’s there, then he managed to avoid the cameras.

If Dax isn’t there, then I’d be happy to towel Kristen off for him.

Kristen Bell Is a Fan Boy’s Dream

thebrokenfarted — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 14:51:01 +0000

It’s love at first sight. When someone that even looks remotely hot like Kristen Bell shows up to an event that almost promises to be filled with nothing but bald men with beer bellies like the premiere of “Fanboys,” then you can bet your grandma’s panties anything that moves is going to be all over here. Take this for instance. She only looks like she’s enjoying this, because if she did otherwise, her neck would get snapped. Her picture is almost promised to be right beside George Lucas’ in those many Star Wars shrines that will soon be discovered in the wreckage after a nuclear fallout.

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Kristen Bell in GQ is Cute

Derek Hail — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 10:50:23 +0000

When the hell is Heroes coming back? This stupid writer’s strike pissed me off. Not only did it postpone Heroes, but 24 too. Now I’ve been forced to watch House of Payne and According to Jim reruns. Do you know what that does to a person? It pulls every ounce of humor out of their body and pisses on it. Thank God Kristen Bell’s GQ Pictures are here to make me feel better.

Kristen Bell hanging in her Underwear

Derek Hail — Thu, 29 May 2008 09:21:51 +0000

Kristen Bell is everywhere these days. She’s in movies, TV shows, photo shoots, I think I even saw her working at Wendys. I guess when your hot you have to take as many jobs as you can. She might be part Jamaican with this kind of work ethic, because you know, Jamaicans always have like 10 jobs. Its science.