Kirsten Dunst, who checked herself into rehab last week, is a real lush and her split with Jake Gyllenhaal is supposedly to blame. Why a relationship that might as well have happened four hundred years is to blame is beyond me, but hey, someone has to be blamed, so fuck him. According to US,

Whenever the cast and crew were out, she was the center of the group – doing shots and encouraging everyone to drink,” a source on her upcoming movie How to Lose Friends & Alienate People told Us. “There was no such thing as ‘just the one’ for her.”

I fail to see the problem here. A girl who is encouraging people to drink? That’s not depression, that’s an easy in. If only there were more girls like that I wouldn’t be a 25 year-old virgin living vicariously through celebrity sex lives on a website where nip slips are the number one priority. I’d instead be at the local bar trying to scam some free shots from Kirsten.

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Kirsten Dunst pictures

Damn! Kirsten Dunst is hot. Here she is leaving the Groucho club in London and she is looking classy as ever. Her cleavage is nearly popping out of her shirt, her face is twisted with drunkenness, and most importantly, I can’t find my fly swatter.

Kirsten Dunst, better known for her extreme ugliness and unusually large fangs, is a liberal. While most of America views drugs and alcohol in a certain light, she claims she views it differently. According to the Chronicle, Kirsten said,

I drink moderately, I’ve tried drugs. I do like weed. I have a different outlook on marijuana than America does.

“My best friend Sasha’s dad was Carl Sagan, the astronomer., He was the biggest pot smoker in the world and he was a genius.

Kirsten must have been stoned when she said this because its always the high people that like to claim how smart they are. And by they, I mean, all drug users. It’s a cult of people who view each other in high esteem when they’re either drunk or jaded.

Kirsten Dunst, who has been dating Drew Barrymore’s ex, Fabrizio Moretti, has decided to end her relationship. The reason at this time are unknown, but it has been reported that Kirsten is not wasting any time moving on. Kristen was supposedly spotted kissing and touching the Razorlight front-man, Johnny Borrell, at the Blender house at the South by Southwest music festival, reports Page Six.

What a vulture. Harping on the weak, devouring every sense of beauty, Kirsten Dunst just doesn’t know when to give up. How exactly does she kiss? For some reason I envision a lot of blood, a few fang marks, and an ambulance. Yea, we have a bleeder.

Now available, on the cover of, Animal Grin Weekly, Kirsten Dunst flaunts her ferocious smile. In addition to her gnarly grill, Kirsten proves that even animalistic human beings know how to smoke cigarettes and flip the middle finger. Sure, she’s on vacation and wishes to be left alone, but the Discovery Channel is filming a documentary. (none of the previous is actually true, but look at those fangs. She’ll fang the shit out of you).

photo credit: Flynet

There are two parts of the Academy Awards that are worth watching – the intro and the arrivals. Unfortunately, watching hours of “I Love You Mom,” and reflecting on the past, is down-right boring. The intro on the other hand, is usually funny, but with Ellen Degeneres at the wheel, that sucked too. Her talk show is terrible, and so was her poor attempt at comedy.

Thankfully, the arrivals are here to save us.

Beyonce

Cate Blanchett

Eva Green 

Gwyneth Paltrow

Jessica Biel 

Kate Winslet

Kirsten Dunst

Lisa Ray

Nicole Kidman

Penelope Cruz

Reese Witherspoon

Kirsten Dunst made an appearance at the Cannes Film festival because of her new movie “Marie Antoinette” is coming out soon. Although I would like to say something positive, funny, and witty about Kirsten Dunst, in this particular situation, I don’t think it is even possible, which is why I resort to captioning Kirsten as if she were a ten year old who just discovered online instant messenging language.

On a more positive note, here are some bikini pictures of Kirsten which should give even the ugliest of people some confidence because they can be assured they look better than Kirsten in a bikini. As a matter of fact, I would definately look GREAT in a bikini standing next to her and I’m a man.

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Haha suckers. You have to see my ass.

[tag]Kirsten Dunst[/tag] is without panties in the new French trailer for the movie, “Marie-Antoinette.” She shows off her ass and I sure don’t want to see it. I would rather see my mother naked. No, not just a quick flash, but I would want to go to a random strip club and find out my mother was a secret stripper.

With this, I leave a question for my readers.

Would you rather see your parents have sex or see Kirsten’s butt? Comment and let me know?

If you are interested in watching the trailer, the video can be found Here