Lindsay Lohan should be the poster child for new age hippies who prefer cocaine to marijuana

Paris Hilton recently claimed to have a same sex crush on Lindsay Lohan. She told Britain’s Top of the Pops magazine,

I think Lindsay Lohan is gorgeous, beautiful and sexy and I love her

This is entertaining because, Egotastic showed they would barely look at each other. The bottom line is, Paris is trying to recover after Brandon Davis made the public spectacle of Lindsay Lohan smashing. Also, what is with Paris and admitting her same sex crushes this past week. She also said she had one on Kimberly Stewart. I hope this is all in preparation for another sex tape.

Lindsay Lohan going to David Letterman:

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Paris Hilton allegedly has a girl crush on her best friend, Kimberly Stewart. Paris said,

Kimberly is hysterical. She’s six feet tall, blonde, beautiful and has luscious blue eyes. She’s hot. I feel so comfortable with her and I can just act like myself

This is about as important as the fact I ran out of clean socks and underwear today because they are both famous for absolutely nothing. All jokes aside, I really did run out of underwear today and I’m wearing a grass skirt. I hope it isn’t windy.

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