In a Life & Style “exclusive,” Kim Kardashian admits that she has cellulite. Hell, when you have a body like this, it doesn’t really matter, Kim, that’s why you can admit it so freely. Kim even copped to a “fashion emergency” last night: she popped her zipper to her dress on the way to the Emmy’s. She had to be sewn into her dress.

Later Kim tweeted, “The dress worked after we sewed it all up, but then I was stuck in it & had to cut the dress off! Just down the zipper but still!”

A tip, Kim: there’s no need to shove those luscious curves into a too-tight dress. Breathing is fine.

Well, not really. In my mind, Kim Kardashian says that to whoever gave her a parking ticket. Check out the thumbnails below: she’s chewing on a parking ticket. Good for her.

After seeing these pictures, I’ve decided that out of all the celebutards celebutants out there, Kim is the most deserving of her fame. Why? Because she can wear a baggy t-shirt and ripped jeans and still show off those amazing tits and that incredible ass. It’s a talent, even if it comes more from genetics than anything else. Whatever works, I say.

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You damn well should be.

Why? Kim Kardashian tweeted out these sexy underwear twitpics the other day. I actually missed them at first because I wasn’t following her, but now I am. With goodies like this, there’s no reason NOT to follow her.

Don’t you hate it when you break up with a chick and she goes out looking all hot? I can practically hear Kim Kardashian saying, Reggie who? She sure as hell doesn’t look like she’s missing the jock. It’s like this LA sidewalk is her own personal runway, and Kim knows exactly how to work all her assets.

Then again, as an NFL player, we all know Reggie will be alone only for as long as he wants. And at his age, I don’t blame him for staying single and getting all the tail he can. And he can always brag about how he hit Kim Kardashian. I would. Did you see that chick’s Playboy spread?

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