Kim Kardashian and her sycophant sisters, Khloe and Kourtney, have been whoring their asses out all around New York City.

Why?

To promote a new season of their shitty reality TV show, Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Honestly, who watches that shit?

Someone must: it keeps getting renewed.

Anyway, Kim is doing what she does best, as you can see in the pictures: working those now-legendary TITS and ASS to get our attention.

Some people say Kris Humphries doesn’t know what the hell is going on, but I say we’re all underestimating the dude: he’s probably gonna make more coin from this reality TV shit than shooting hoops, and he gets to hit THAT to boot?

Kris is a damn genius.

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Kim Kardashian is back in New York City (with her sister, Kourtney) to film another season of her reality TV show, ‘Kim & Kourtney Take New York.’

Really, didn’t we suffer enough overhyped shit with Hurricane Irene?

Anyway, did you hear, now that Kim’s married, SOMEONE wants her sex tape off the internet? It was a big hit the weekend she married Kris Humphries. Now a mystery buyer has offered to buy the tape (and other unaired video) from Vivid Entertainment.

TMZ has learned the mystery buyer has hired a lawyer in Tennessee — who fired off a letter to Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch yesterday which reads, “I was approached by aprivate party who has asked us about looking into the possibility of acquiring all rights of the Vivid, ‘Kim Kardashian Sex Tape.’”

The lawyer adds, “The party we represent does not intend to distribute or broadcast the ‘tape,’ but hopes to completely remove it from the market.”

The buyer also wants to purchase all of the raw, unused footage (sex tape outtakes) that never made it to the DVD.

The lawyer never identifies his client — but leaves a giant hint … writing, “We would purchase any other footage you may have control of that involves Ms. Kardashian.”

Guess Kim figures she’s made enough coin off this tape? Maybe Kris said he didn’t want the world watching his piece of ass? Hell, the p*ssy cat’s out of the bag now. Nothing really left to hide.

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Well, it’s the end of an era. Kim Kardashian is now off the market. She married Kris Humphries in what will be a TV special in front of over 400 guests.

Even drunk-ass LiLo was there.

I, for one, don’t think this marriage is real. I think Kris realizes that playing the hoops isn’t gonna net him that much coin- not like starring in some shit reality TV show like Kim & Kris: Newlyweds will. This is ALL about the money, I’m sure.

But getting to enjoy Kim’s TITS (not to mention that ASS) and her, um, oral skillz is not the worse way to make some cash.

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These two lovely ladies, Demi Lovato and Kim Kardashian, painted on the tightest dresses they could find and took their assess to the 2011 Do Something Awards.

Looking at those luscious TITS in those dresses has me standing at attention. I’m ready to Do Something, dammit!

Especially if it involves these two chicks NAKED in a bedroom (or anywhere else, hell, I’m not choosy). I’m a horny bastard: I have no shame in admitting it.

Never knew little Demi and famewhore Kim had so much in common, but dammit, between the TITS and Demi’s TONGUE action, they’re igniting both my girl-on-girl fantasies and my menage fantasies.

It would be like I’d found my way to paradise.

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You can always count on Kim Kardashian to do what she does best: flaunt those moneymakers. Those tits were in fine form here.

Kim’s about to get off the market (and it’ll all be a reality TV show special, of course). Normally I don’t follow wedding shit, but she damn well better not disappoint me and hide those luscious tits and ass in a ton of white fabric for her wedding dress.

When I heard about Kim’s engagement, I initially worried that we were about to lose one of the hottest pin-ups out there, but then I realized: Kris Humphries (NBA player and her fiance) wasn’t about to stop those photo ops. He’s looking to get PAID himself since the hoops career isn’t hot enough to lead to endorsements and shit.

Thank the heavens.

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Kim Kardashian got all dressed up to go to La Perle, a lingerie shop in LA.

Can you imagine, those TITS and that ASS in lingerie? I’m standing at attention just thinking about it.

Kim’s engaged to NBA player Kris Humphries. Guess she’s gotta keep his interest long enough to get his ass down the aisle. Hell, she doesn’t need to worry. Kris ain’t going anywhere: the athletics aren’t too hot, but his future in reality TV is looking up.

Kim said on twitter she’s about to start dieting for the wedding. As long as she doesn’t starve off the tits and ass, things should be okay.

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Let’s just be honest: Kim Kardashian is selling her TITS and ASS for the most shit she can get. Hey, we’ve all gotta eat, right?

Kim is supposed to be selling her new perfume. And we all know how she’s selling that shit: by flaunting every curve she’s got. Guess she’s hoping guys will buy it for their ladies.

Could work. The chick has made millions, so underestimating her is stupid.

And now that she’s getting married, we’re going to be seeing THAT much MORE of Kim Kardashian.

I’m looking for the new sex tape. That’s what we need next.

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By now, I’m sure you heard that Kris Humphries proposed to Kim Kardashian. With a 20.5 carat engagement ring (it’s on the hand away from the camera in the above pic). That’s estimated to have cost about $2 million. (Yeah, you read that right.)

You KNOW Reggie Bush is laughing his ass off.

I mean, seriously, Kris. We all love tits and ass (who doesn’t?), and even throwing in Kim’s, um, oral skillz (juding from the Ray-J sex tape), I’d still have to say you overpaid by about $1.75 million, if not about, oh, $1.99 million.

You better make a lot of cash off that upcoming reality TV show, Kris.

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