Kevin Federline pictures and gossip

Kevin Federline has been announced as the “Father of the Year” thanks to a Las Vegas Club.
Federline nabbed a Father of the Year Award at club Prive, while Spears chilled with her dad Jamie and an assistant at the Cinevegas party at Palms Place.
“I’m surprised,” Federline said when asked how it felt to win the [...]

As US Magazine reports, Kevin Federline is still getting work.
A source says Britney Spears’ ex, 30, may be heading to NYC in September to make his Broadway debut in Legally Blonde, the Tony-nominated musical adaptation of the hit film, Us Weekly reports in its latest issue, on newsstands now.
“He’s so excited!” a Federline source tells [...]

I think the most disturbing part of this photograph isn’t Kevin Federline’s protruding gut.  It’s not even the ridiculous haircut he’s sporting.  It’s the fact that he has time to play golf.  It’s an injustice to everyone who actually works for a living instead of banging a crazy pop star for a few months and [...]

“Here is Britney setting a good example by almost letting her crotch out!”
Britney Spears will not get visitation rights for her children Sean Preston and Jayden James. According to TMZ:
…the Commish made it clear - the issues with the conservatorship being removed to Federal court have no bearing on the custody case.
Of course this [...]

The classiest guy on the planet, Kevin Federline, said he understands why people are obsessed with him and Britney.
“Even though everything is so publicized and everybody is looking at it, it’s normal for us,” he says in February’s Interview magazine.
“People put it up on this pedestal when it’s really the same way that everybody else [...]

Kevin Federline and Paris Hilton were seen partying over the weekend.  If this is a hint of what’s to come this coming year, someone shoot me.  I can’t take another year of this total douchebag.  TMZ.com has video of him grabbing the mic and people allegedly heading for the exit.  People, let’s all band together.  [...]

If losing the kids wasn’t painful enough, Britney Spears has been ordered by the judge to pay Kevin Federline’s legal bill of $120,000. According to People,
In making the ruling, L.A. Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon noted the “disparity between the parties income” and that “the vast majority of the … litigation deals with [Spears's] conduct.”
Well [...]

Kevin Federline’s new girl, Nicole Narain, who starred in her very own sex tape with Colin Farrell, has made the claim that Britney Spears breast-fed Jayden James while she was drunk on vodka. In addition, Nicole went on to make several more allegations and according to The Sun, she said,
Kevin fears her erratic behaviour has [...]

Kevin Federline wore an eyepatch to court on Wednesday and now the mystery behind the patch has been revealed. Kevin Federline had pink eye. According to Pr Inside,
A source tells Usmagazine.com, “(Kevin) had strep throat (sore throat) all last week and then got pink eye. It’s crazy. He’s not doing too well physically but he’s [...]

Britney Spears has lost custody of her children. Judge Scott Gordon, L.A. County Superior Court Judge, has issued the order that Kevin Federline will gain custody of the Spears-Federline children starting on October 3rd, 2007 12:00pm until further notice. In addition, According to TMZ,
Judge Gordon had ordered Spears to undergo random drug testing and take [...]

Britney Spears’s cousin/assistant, Alli Sims, and J.R. Rotem, the music producer, were served with a subpoena to appear in court for the custody battle between Spears and Kevin Federline. What began as an innocent night out, ended with Aaron Cohen, one of the “top security guys,” approaching both Sims and Rotem at 2:30am with subpoenas. [...]

“KFed only parties on days that end in “day”.”
Other celebrities and/or socialites do nothing. They go to clubs and bars to get high and make an appearance. Kevin Federline does the same but at least knows he isn’t doing anything or adding to society in any which way. According to TMZ, this [...]

Britney Spears has reportedly attempted to save her marriage to Kevin Federline. According to the National Enquirer magazine, a source said,
“Britney called Kevin and told him ‘I’m not divorcing you! I want my family back!’ “
Even though Kevin had allegedly suspected Britney’s desire to hold the marriage together due to the prolonged divorce, he supposedly [...]

Tickets! Tickets! The day after Britney Spears was spotted with Kevin Federline, her other, very white-trash side, has managed to poke its head out once more, or in this case, its’ nipple. Sure Britney Spears may not be a traditional MILF, but she is sure hotter than any girl I’d ever get assuming I didn’t [...]

Kevin Federline, who is allegedly getting ready to record his second album, has supposedly turned down a minor movie role in a movie with Forest Whitaker because of scheduling problems. According to US Magazine,
The rep explains that Federline, 29, was considered for a minor role in the film, “but it didn’t work out due to [...]

The mastermind behind the shittiest album ever, “Playing with Fire,” is set to release a second album that he plans on funding with his own money. Despite being unreceived by the general public, Kevin Federline is determined to make his music career a success. According to Janet Charlton,
He’s consulting with friends he’s made in the [...]

Britney Spears, who recently went through rehabilitation, a divorce, and much public scrutiny, is allegedly planning to write a “tell-all” book to reveal all the secrets behind her relationships with both Justin Timberlake and Kevin Federline. According to the Chronicle,
A source told America’s Star magazine: “Britney blames most of her problems with drugs and alcohol [...]

Kevin Federline was spotted partying with Paris Hilton in Las Vegas this past weekend, reports Spyonvegas.com (via: TMZ). Unfortunately, due to my ignorance, is Kevin trying to say he’s “west-siiiiiiiiide” or “yo mang, how gross is this bitch’s vagiiiina?”

Lindsay Lohan and Kevin Federline were spotted at the Raffles L’Ermitage hotel in Beverly Hills last week. Even though sources allegedly revealed to the National Enquirer that the two are dating, Lindsay strictly denies the rumors. Another insider claims Kevin Federline was invited to “talk business,” but rumors suggest the two were just getting dirty. [...]

Kevin Federline, or as I like to call him, the failure of all trades, has decided to try his luck in the Web 2.0 world. While mainstream search engines such as Google are making a difference in the world of Search, Kevin’s search engine offers free shit. Search With Kevin, is powered by Yahoo! and [...]

The picture above is old, but its classic.
Kevin Federline, who as Page six reported, was suppose to hold a birthday bash at the Eleven nightclub has canceled the party due to his inability to find a large sponsor for the event. Kevin’s rep insists that Kevin Federline canceled the party because he decided one was [...]

Britney Spears, after 4 short weeks, has finally decided to bring a halt to her rehab adventure in Promises rehabilitation facility because she is cured. In what TMZ claims to be one of the biggest turnarounds in history, Britney Spears is supposedly fully cured and has even come to terms with her estranged soon to [...]

Britney Spears, during her late-night trip to Kevin Federline’s house, attacked an unsuspecting white… SUV (the SUV was definitely the victim). During her fit of rage, in the above picture, I can see the devil’s horns, which leads me to believe Britney may be the reincarnation of the anti-christ. Those horns were part of the [...]

Britney Spears, who has been in and out of rehab over the past week, has decided to give it a third shot. She checked herself into rehab again. According to People,
Mark Vincent Kaplan, a lawyer for Spears’s estranged husband, Kevin Federline, confirmed through a spokesman that the pop star has entered a treatment facility – [...]

Kevin Federline, better known for his excessive partying while his ex-wife Britney Spears was pregnant, has attempted to take the moral high ground. The once hip hop wannabe superstar thinks his wife Britney should go to rehab. According to MSNBC,
“Kevin has tried to convince Britney to check herself into rehab from every possible angle,” a [...]

Weird Al’s “interview” with Kevin Federline is hilarious. One example, Weird Al says, “How does it feel to have a closet filled of wifebeaters with no wife?”

Kevin Federline, after the end of his 2 year marriage and flopped record, still has a positive outlook on life. According to USA Today, Kevin said,
“I am good, I am great, you know … just moving along, progressing and taking it all in stride,” the 28-year-old aspiring rapper tells E! News in an interview [...]

Kevin Federline allegedly cheated on Britney Spears with Kendra Jade. According to Star,
“Kevin and Britney were basically living apart by early October after they had a huge fight about his carousing,” the source says. “Kevin was staying at a friend’s apartment in the L.A. neighborhood of Studio City — and that’s where he and Kendra [...]

Britney Spears is completely out of control. How can one woman possibly have this many crotch slips inside of a week - it has to be on purpose. Or maybe Britney Spears is that easy, which would explain how Kevin Federline managed to marry her. Who would have thought flashing photo copied one dollar bills [...]

Britney Spears, who recently was caught flashing her panties to the camera, has decided to go a step further - she allegedly ditched the underwear. After her divorce, not only has she mingled with the likes of Paris Hilton, she has decided to “become” Paris. Unfortunately, this can’t be positive for her pending custody battle [...]

Britney Spears really may have a sex tape. Shortly after her divorce, an alleged sex-tape of Britney was released, but it turned out to be a fake. However, David Hans Schmidt, notorious for brokering celebrity sex tapes, has claimed there is more to the story. Although the first tape was definitely fake, according to Star, [...]

After last weeks rumor of Britney’s Sex Tape, which was debunked, another one has arisen. Supposedly, Kevin Federline who now runs the risk of becoming completely broke after his flopped record, is trying to sell several home made tapes. One of the “tapes” is supposedly a sex tape. According to the National Ledger,
Federline is rumored [...]

Britney Spears, who recently filed divorce papers to break her marriage up with Kevin Federline, has an “iron clad” prenuptial agreement, but Kevin isn’t holding back. Not only is he requesting custody of the children, he feels entitled to 30 million dollars. According to Entertainment Wise,
However, he is claiming in his own divorce petition that [...]

One of the key aspects of war is to attack your enemy where they store their resources: their money, their weapons, their people. Britney Spears is a general, a tactician among young stars with the desire to hurt. She is offering pictures of her newest child, Jayden, for FREE. Now, since I am an expert [...]

Wednesday night, Kevin Federline performed at the House of Blues in Chicago. As expected, minimal people showed up to an event that was free of charge. With his pending divorce, battle for custody, and failing record on his mind, he still managed to keep himself thinking he was a legend. According to People, Kevin said [...]

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The video above was recorded on Monday, the day before the divorce papers were released. Ironic…
Michael K over at DListed received an interesting e-mail suggesting the divorce, the sex-tape, and the drama is actually part of an elaborate publicity stunt.

MK – Don’t believe the Britney divorce. I’m sort of in with her circle of friends [...]

Britney Spears, who just filed for divorce, is now allegedly in a sex-tape (link is not safe for work). However, I’m not necessarily 100 percent positive the girl in the video is Britney Spears, but if it is, the lawsuit she filed against US Weekly was most definitely in vain - if the tape existed.
In [...]

**Update 5** Britney Spears’s Alleged Sex-Tape is RELEASED

Britney Spears’s, who just filed for divorce last night, divorce plot thickens. Best Week Ever managed to obtain the juicy details of the “ironclad prenup (mentioned earlier)” and the outlook is extremely bleak for Kfed.

Britney Spears keeps all of her money
The Malibu mansion will be divided 50/50
Any gift [...]

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Britney Spears has filed for divorce from Kevin Federline. According to TMZ, the divorce is going to be ruthless - she is going to reinforce her “iron clad prenup,” request each party pay their own divorce legal/attorney fees, and requests custody of both children because of “irreconcilable differences.”
The excuse, “honey, I’m promoting my record (may [...]

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Britney Spears on David Letterman last night. [source]
Britney Spears’s libel lawsuit against US Magazine was thrown out by judge Lisa Hart Cole. Although US Magazine claimed there was a racy video of Kevin Federline and Britney Spears, which may have been false, the judge ruled it was insignificant. According to the Chronicle
But Los Angeles Superior [...]

Kevin Federline, self-proclaimed legend, after having several of his concert venues canceled due to his inability to sell tickets, begged Webster Hall in NYC to not cancel his concert although he only had 300 fans show up in a room that can hold 1500. According to Star,
They were going to cancel this concert, but he [...]

Kevin Federline, a self proclaimed legend, an underrated performer in his own eyes, is a failure. His debut album, his number one work of interest, couldn’t even break the top 1,000 music albums sold within the first day on Amazon. I’m pretty sure a 60 minute music display of chalk board scratching would sell more [...]

Kevin Federline, after his recent claim of legendary status, suffers from “I can’t sell Tickets syndrome.” Mike Tyson, who once said, “I Could sell out Madison Square Garden while masturbating,” may be able to sell more seats than an introductory, debut concert performed by Kevin. According to Star Magazine,
Kevin’s Nov. 9 gig at House of [...]

Kevin Federline is a legend. Some call it a gift, others call it completely delusional, but regardless as to whether or not I think he is a legend, Kevin supposedly came to this realization after taking a personality test. Not only did he discover his legendary status, but he also realized how manly he was [...]

Kevin Federline, who is due to release his new album, “Playing with Fire,” plans to make himself available for anyone with a bank account. As part of his promotion for his album, he is willing to perform for any private party or any person willing to pay $15,000 USD. According to Female First,
The former dancer [...]

Britney Spears is attempting to help sell Kevin Federline’s albums by sponsoring a contest. The fan who helps sell the most albums will be allowed to party with the couple on October 31st, 2006, Halloween. According to Contact Music,
the couple are having a special CD release party on Halloween night to promote the aspiring rapper’s [...]

Kevin Federline gets body slammed on Wrestling
When Patricia Arquette’s breasts attack
Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan make up and end up in Vegas, where there may or may not have been an exchange of secrets of terrible publicity.
Louis Verdad Fashion Show has some interesting hair styles. I personally like the blonde.
James Franco (Who is He?) thinks [...]

Kevin Federline, who was recently caught partying with three strippers in Las Vegas, banned Britney Spears from having any male dancers in her new, upcoming video. According to MSNBC,
[Kevin Federline] Insisted that Britney fire Matt and all of the other male dancers she hired and replace them with females.
Federline who was, of course, once a [...]

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Kevin Federline’s debut in the TV Show, CSI, is nothing short of absolutely hilarious. Not only does he get punched, he actually begs for a video of his own ass kicking. Priceless.

Jessica Simpson use to make teenage boys all around the world excited, but it seems she is re-working her image. Tom Cruise is currently on a image fixing campaign, whereas Jessica is trying to destroy her own. Or she plans on re-emerging as the regulation blonde super-star after she drives herself into the ground… Time [...]

In the eyes of the public, Kevin Federline isn’t worth the skin he occupies, but if he divorced Britney Spears, he is entitled to 10 million dollars. This may explain why he parties all night while Britney changes the babies’s diapers. According to Page Six,
If he and wife Britney Spears ever split, he stands to [...]

Britney Spears, who recently gave birth to Sutton Pierce Federline, was stuck at home in Malibu last weekend while her darling and caring husband, Kevin Federline, took a private jet to Las Vegas with his pals to party at Tao’s 1 year anniversary. While Britney gave Sutton some milk on the beach, Kevin was off [...]

The picture above is a metaphor of Kevin Federline’s music career. Jumped in head first and ended brains splattered on concrete.
Kevin Federline, after realizing his song, PopoZao, which debuted in January, was terrible or as Billboard magazine stated, “a monument to mediocrity,” decided to replace the song with a duet with his wife, Britney [...]

J.R. Totem, who recently met with Britney Spears to listen to her new tracks, was left astonished, even though he has worked with other musicians such as, 50 cent, Rihanna, Lil’Kim, and Paris Hilton. According to Hollywood Pulse,
He told MTV; “I was blown away to see Britney record in the studio. You hear this finished [...]

Kevin Federline is beginning to prepare for his upcoming album frisbee release, Playing with Fire, by sponsoring some contests for fans. The contest will take place by awarding the fans that purchase his CD. According to Female First, the prizes are as follows:

Grand Prize: Trip for two, for two nights and 3 days, to Los [...]

Kevin Federline uses GQ to remodel himself again. I still hate him, but that last picture makes me laugh out loud. Just looking at his face while he is holding the dog above him…
the other pictures if you actually care about Kevin:

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Edit** I’m a white boy, but I got some soul.
I quote Kevin Federline from the video,
Don’t hate because I’m a superstar.
Although this may be old news, but not only does this song suck, it actually nauseates me. He is trying to act so hardcore, but it just isn’t working. The video would be much better [...]

Reese Witherspoon is shopping in LA [Bricks and Stones]
Matthew McConaughey has a dirty little secret [City Rag]
Kevin Federline most likely bumbled like an idiot on Ellen yesterday [Dlisted]
Matthew McConaughey and Penelope Cruz are back together? [Hollyscoop]
A more complete Suri Cruise photo collection [Smart]
Pamela Anderson is still hot [ICYDK]
Natalie Portman is nicer than you. [Im Not [...]

Look here, I know how to write guys. I’m edumucated.

Haha suckers don’t know I didn’t write shit. Kevin Federline is straight from the streets.

“What are you looking at mang? I have a plastic gun.”
After Britney Spears hired a new manny, Perry Taylor, as a bodyguard, Kevin Federline felt threatened by his presence. After the couple was reunited last week, the manny was reportedly put from a 24 hour a day pay check to hourly when needed because Kevin [...]

Kevin Federline, the official lapdog of Britney Spears, is thinking about running for office because of his dislike for Californian liberals. He wishes to take on Henry A. Waxman, who is an ultra-liberal and long-time democratic represenative. After cleaning up his act for ‘Item’ magazine,
Mr. Federline’s decision to run for office—a formal announcement is said [...]

Britney Spears is trying to cement her decline into a digusting abyss in stone so that her name will be remembered through time. Instead of trying to fix herself up, she allegedly decided to change Sean Preston’s diaper on the floor of a Victoria Secret, next to the cash register, in Mission Viejo, California. According [...]

Aww hun, I don’t wanna shower.
After several weeks of being apart, these are the first pictures of Kevin Federline, Britney Spears, and Sean Preston in the same picture courtesy of X17, via TMZ.com.
This is convenient considering Britney just told Matt Lauer that their marriage is doing great. Is it just me or does it look [...]

Britney Spears allegedly claimed her marriage to Kevin Federline is doing great, but the paparazzi made her an emotional wreck. Along with denying the speculation that Kevin Federline lives in the basement, Britney also denied her bad parenting and reaffirmed the fact that she is trailer trash or redneck country woman.
I know I’m a good [...]

Britney Spears, after giving up Kaballah, has decided to look torwards Christianity for guidance with regard to her rocky relationship with Kevin Federline. Her family allegedly has hired a Christian life coach to help her through her emotional troubles, reports Extra TV.
I never knew one can change what they believe in as if they were [...]

1 cat scares off several dogs. Not celebrity related, but if cats had celebrities, this cat would be it. (City Rag)
Jennifer Aniston has horrible foresight (Velvet Hot Tub)
James Blunt and Petra Nemcova are an item (INO)
Jessica Simpson is a mess, but is still trying real hard (Holly Scoop)
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have something to [...]

Kevin Federline has allegedly been filing for several credit card applications on the back of Britney Spears’s fortune. Kevin, the divorce genious, decided he would rack up as much debt as possible to help him prepare for the future where he will be broke and alone in some alley or with Shar Jackson. According to [...]

Kevin Federline’s new album release is due in August 2006. He decided to celebrate and promote by acting a lot less like inbred white-trash and act as if he were a gentlemen or a model. Not only does Kevin Federline look like a human being, he can actually pass for a respectable man, but thankfully [...]

Britney Spears threw Kevin Federline into a “self-contained “bachelor” flat in the basement of their Californian mansion,” because she found him “lounging around while drinking and smoking dope.” A source said,
She wanted to wait, but their relationship has become so hostile she just doesn’t see how she can make it work.
Their relationship has totally broken [...]

Britney Spears’s pals reports that she barely sees Kevin Federline. A source said, ever since Britney announced her second child, 10 days ago, Kevin Federline has been MIA. She even spent mothers day alone, home, with the company of her 8 month son, Sean Preston, instead of being with KFED.
KFED isn’t the only thing Britney [...]

Britney Spears: Kevin Federline just won’t understand that he is terrible at rapping. I could just cry.
Kevin Federline: Honey, yo check this -
I live life like a King
I was extra stoned
Kevin Federline -
I come tight with every rhyme
I built a kingdom down the street from pepperdine
This marijuana got me heavily sedated
Im Kevin Federline
America’s most hated
Britney [...]

Britney Spears was caught walking around with another man. By the looks of it, he has flaming red hair, muscles, and a large nose. He also likes to carry the baby, which leads me to believe he may be the new nanny after she fired her last one, but who ever heard of a male [...]

[tag]Britney Spears[/tag] may be pregnant and talentless, but she is determined. Britney said,
Yes I would go nude. And I’d love to play a superhero. That would be really cool.
She is going to tap the last part of her fizzled career that would make her some money; strip on screen to show her devotion as an [...]

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[tag]Britney Spears[/tag] confirmed that she was pregnant on the [tag]David Letterman[/tag] show. I can’t say the celebrity gossip world is surprised, but I can say she is just reassuring that she never has a career again. Although, she has hired acting coaches, but her ex-coach didn’t think she had talent. On the bright side, [tag]Kevin [...]

Britney, im makin’ a stand. I don’t need no baby sitta.   
[tag]Britney Spears[/tag] has hired a baby sitter to take care of [tag]Kevin Federline[/tag]. An insider said,
That’s why she hired a babysitter — a person who will keep Kevin from misbehaving and report directly back to her
Britney Spears hired a baby sitter by mistake. She may [...]

[tag]Britney Spears[/tag]: Honey can you please change the diaper?
KFED: No mang, I gots to work on some beats.
Britney Spears: I’m doing the laundry just change the diapers!
[tag]KFED[/tag]: Look at my fingers. These are for you. I’m KFED. represent.
Britney Spears: Alright, can you at least strap him in the high chair?
KFED: POPOZAO. I’m going to be [...]

[tag]Kevin Federline[/tag] likes to chime (from time to time) in with his intellect and worldly knowledge. He recently slammed [tag]Jessica Simpson[/tag] and [tag]Nick Lachey[/tag] for getting a divorce. [tag]K-fed[/tag] is against divorce. He was quoted as saying,
My situation is different. I ain’t gettin’ no divorce. Fuck that! I don’t believe [...]

[tag]Britney Spears[/tag] may sue the creator of the high-chair she uses because Sean fell out of it. After the story broke out that Sean Preston fell off the high-chair and cracked his skull open, Britney has received a lot of heat from the press and authorities. She was even visited by Department of Children and [...]

It really isn’t [tag]Kevin Federline[/tag]’s album cover obviously, but regardless, he obviously is both a self-proclaimed “pimp” as well as a world renowned moron.
Source: Bricks and Stones gossip

[tag]Britney Spears[/tag] needs help. Psychiatric help? No, help from her mother Lynne Spears. After the traumatic event of [tag]Sean Preston[/tag] diving off of his high chair into the ground, Britney needs help. She needs support from her mother. A source told Britains Daily Star, “Britney needs her mum more than ever. The events of the [...]

ET reported that a represenative of The Department of Children and Family services called and requested a deputy to accompany them on their trip to [tag]Britney Spears[/tag]’s home. This was prompted because Sean Preston was taken to the hospital after he was dropped. The doctors discovered he had a fractured skull and a blood clot [...]

According to Star Magazine, [tag]Justin Timberlake[/tag] refers to Britney Spears’s husband, [tag]KFED[/tag], as “gross.” He was also quoted saying, “He says that they [Spears and Timberlake] had a lot of great years together, and he’s pretty sad at how things turned out for her.” Justin Timberlake is also in the process of making “Stop Loss,” [...]

[tag]Kevin Federline[/tag] has given his ablum a name, he decided to name it, “[tag]Playing with Fire[/tag].” The reason he chose to name it this because he claims that, “my album is sure to set the dance floors across the world on fire!” He is still holding on to the fact that his website received 8 [...]

[tag]Britney Spears[/tag] is set to make a comeback sometime this decade. After deciding to flush her career down the toilet by marrying [tag]Kevin Federline[/tag] and producing offspring, the Pop Princess is eager to make a return to the music world. She was quoted as saying,
I belong out there. There’s a huge lull.
[...]

[tag]Britney Spears[/tag] and [tag]Kevin Federline[/tag] have a midget fetish. It is reported that, at [tag]Kfed[/tag]’s birthday party at the Tao in Las Vegas, Britney Spears had two midgets carry out the birthday cake. Also there was a performance from a Cher look alike and a Sunny Bono look alike, except Sunny was a midget as [...]

[tag]Kevin Federline [/tag]recently donated his hair to a cancer organization, Locks of Love, to help promote kids with cancer, or his rap album. I forget.
Anyway, A source was quoted as saying,
He supports the cause and hopes it will help promote his new album.
I used to donate my pubes. I stopped when the geri curl [...]