Kevin Federline has been announced as the “Father of the Year” thanks to a Las Vegas Club.

Federline nabbed a Father of the Year Award at club Prive, while Spears chilled with her dad Jamie and an assistant at the Cinevegas party at Palms Place.

“I’m surprised,” Federline said when asked how it felt to win the title.

Federline, 30, hit up the club with a group of male pals — including divorce attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan — just before 1 a.m. Saturday morning.

Prive presented Federline his Father of the Year trophy “someplace quiet” at the dad-of-four’s request, so clubgoers didn’t see the ceremony, according to a source.

How is a Father of the Year award given to you from a club worth anything?  Clubs are where faters go to get away and stare at young hot women.  I’m pretty sure the old creepy guy at the club is a father.  In fact, maybe that’s how Kevin Federline won.  He was consistently the creepy old guy at the club.  If that’s the case then he deserves it.  t’s tough to be THAT much of a scumbag week after week.

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As US Magazine reports, Kevin Federline is still getting work.

A source says Britney Spears’ ex, 30, may be heading to NYC in September to make his Broadway debut in Legally Blonde, the Tony-nominated musical adaptation of the hit film, Us Weekly reports in its latest issue, on newsstands now.

“He’s so excited!” a Federline source tells Us.

“This is his chance to show the world what he can do,” says a pal.

What the Hell?  In my mind, you’ve got to be one of three things to want to act in a Broadway play.

1. You’re Gay
2. You’re name is Wayne Brady
3. You are desperate for work

Since Kevin Federline isn’t named Wayne Brady, he’s got to be one of the other two.  Unfortunately, having sex with Britney Spears these days, doesn’t clear you from the first option.

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I think the most disturbing part of this photograph isn’t Kevin Federline’s protruding gut.  It’s not even the ridiculous haircut he’s sporting.  It’s the fact that he has time to play golf.  It’s an injustice to everyone who actually works for a living instead of banging a crazy pop star for a few months and knocking her up.

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“Here is Britney setting a good example by almost letting her crotch out!”

Britney Spears will not get visitation rights for her children Sean Preston and Jayden James. According to TMZ:

…the Commish made it clear – the issues with the conservatorship being removed to Federal court have no bearing on the custody case.

Of course this is far from over because the lawyers haven’t been able to agree on anything and they will be meeting again later today. It is strange why they can’t reach an agreement, K-Fed wanted Britney to get visitation rights. What can we draw from this? It must suck to be Britney Spears and even worse to have to write about her trying to get custody of her cubs.  Yes, that was an animal reference.