Kelly Osbourne is the news, and honestly, if it was for something good, then I would seriously see it as a bad omen that would trigger the apocalypse.  The little chubster has been arrested by handing a journalist a bitchslap sandwich.

The 24-year-old daughter of Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne was released on bail as inquiries continue. She is scheduled to return to see authorities in March.

The allegations stem from a claim that Osbourne hit gossip columnist Zoe Griffin after Griffin wrote an article mocking Osbourne’s model boyfriend Luke Worrall. In a piece last August in the U.K. newspaper The Mirror, Griffin wrote that she was approached in Punk nightclub by Osbourne, who took issue with a story Griffin had written saying Worrall had to ask how an earthquake was caused.

If Kelly knew she was going to get arrested for this (okay, well she probably did), she should have at least beaten her down with that lady’s own newspaper.  Then at least maybe she could sell the photos to some competetor newspaper for some extreme advertising.

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