Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Kelly Brook

Kelly Brook is Loaded

Tracee — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 10:59:20 +0000

Kelly Brook posed for the October 2009 issue of Loaded Magazine. I’ll be buying a hard copy. I look at that main picture, and I can practically hear that chick inviting me in. Maybe to help her finish undressing. For those tits, I’d be only too happy to oblige. Admit it, wouldn’t you?

Kelly Brook Should Be An Angel

Tracee — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 08:20:25 +0000

As far as I can tell from these pictures, Kelly Brook got on a boat and decided to have a lingerie fashion show. It’s the only type of fashion show I’d watch. And enjoy it. Kelly would make a great Victoria’s Secret Angel.

Kelly Brook Soaks Up The Arizona Sun

Tracee — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 13:14:21 +0000

Now, I’m not sure I’d generally choose to go sunbathing in Arizona. You know, it’s in the middle of the desert. However. If Kelly Brook was there looking this hot, I’d make an exception.

Especially if I could rub sun lotion on her. I’d be sure not to miss a spot.

Kelly Brook and Riley Steele Play Around

Tracee — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 08:59:55 +0000

Kelly Brook (red bikini) and Riley Steele (blue bikini) appear to be very good friends. Hanging out on a boat. But they’re missing something. Or rather: someone. They need a third person to make it a trio! (Just ignore that lucky bastard in the background.)

I’d be happy to oblige! Unless they have another hot friend who can come. Then I can be their personal photographer.